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    Tonight was the last straw. I'm an addictive personality, and over the years I've lost (and sometimes) won thousands at area casinos. Well, tonight I went in with an intentionally limited bankroll. ($70, ha ha) I somehow turned that into $110 on 2-cent slots, and decided to head to the blackjack tables. Two deck hand shuffle, table minimum $10, and I lost it all in less than 10 minutes. I didn't even get to see a naked chick! $100 buys at least an hour with my ATF.

    From now on, my mad money is going to the SC, and my ATF's. At least at the SC, I'm $100-300 lighter, my money lasts longer, and I'm happy and satisfied, and know where (most) of my money is going!

    Any other rogue gamblers feel the same way? I'm a man of modest means, and cannot afford both addictions. I'm gladly giving up the casinos for the strip clubs!

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    The only way to win in a casino is to own the casino.

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    I take strippers and escorts to the casino with me. This way I know the "seeing a naked chick" part is definitely gonna happen...

    I'm not much of a gambler though I do enjoy a bit of blackjack once in a while. A casino is one of the few places where people hardly notice a hot 30-something chick hanging with a dumpy, middle-aged fat guy...
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    I've won more than I've lost at the casino but only because I quit when I was ahead and haven't returned in about 10 years. My math degree and common sense tells me places like Foxwoods weren't built because guys like me win in the long run.
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    I have won and lost many a dollar over the years. It is kind of hard to work that industry and not gamble. It is just more ent. dollars spent. Keep it to that and your good. I mostly play Omaha and Holdem only now.

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    SC's are a much better investment of your cash. Good choice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen_b View Post
    SC's are a much better investment of your cash. Good choice!
    The only way to win in a SC is to own the SC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bem401 View Post
    I've won more than I've lost at the casino but only because I quit when I was ahead and haven't returned in about 10 years. My math degree and common sense tells me places like Foxwoods weren't built because guys like me win in the long run.
    Hey, it looks like I"m not the only person on this forum with a math degree.

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    I'm too chicken to go in a casino. I just recently quit smoking, and alcoholism runs through my family like the Niagara River. I see myself walking in to play a slot machine, and ending up wearing adult diapers while i spend the nest egg a nickel at a time.

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    Nowadays the only gambling I do in Vegas is in choosing the right stripclub for the day/night.

    I'd much rather have my hard earned $$$ go into a dancer's thong than into a casino's bank account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moscm View Post
    Hey, it looks like I"m not the only person on this forum with a math degree.
    There are a few, including some dancers as well. And I teach it, shame on me if I drop a bundle at the casino.
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    Default Re: Screw casinos

    subwoofer's right: SC's are better because it's a gamble you usually win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    Nowadays the only gambling I do in Vegas is in choosing the right stripclub for the day/night.

    I'd much rather have my hard earned $$$ go into a dancer's thong than into a casino's bank account.
    Same here! Right on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post

    I'd much rather have my hard ... go into a dancer's thong ...
    That is something you will have a problem doing; stand in .
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    Same here! Right on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    That is something you will have a problem doing; stand in .


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