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    Smiley A joke...

    A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica.

    They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

    From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

    So the couple walked in.

    The Jamaican said to them, "I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex."

    Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

    The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you a sex freak?"

    The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

    Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!

    In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

    The Jamaican began screaming: "No, mon! You got dem on de wrong feet!"

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    hahaha...funny
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    Default Re: A joke...

    ....i don't get it





    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    If they are spending money, we don't call them stalkers. We call them Regulars.
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    Fuck these people, seriously. Fuck them in the ass without lube or warning.
    LMAO!!!!

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    Default Re: A joke...

    me neither
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    me neither
    lmao....thank goodness i'm not alone

    i hate being the only one who doesn't get a joke





    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    If they are spending money, we don't call them stalkers. We call them Regulars.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Luscious View Post
    Fuck these people, seriously. Fuck them in the ass without lube or warning.
    LMAO!!!!

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    wrong feet = wrong attraction gender is how I took it
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    Default Re: A joke...

    ^^ that's what i got from it... of course, i had to read and re-read it a few times before i got it... thought i was just having a senior-moment, lol

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