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    This is not directed towards any specific person, rather people in general. If you are not one of these people.... THANK GOD FOR YOU, and I'm sure you can empathize.

    Ok, so seriously, guys. I understand sometimes y'all don't want to sit on the toilet seat. If I were more coordinated, I'd be the same way. I also understand that sometimes you really have to get things done quickly, you have to go on stage ASAP.

    I get it, ok? But let's have a little talk here. You're a big girl, you can handle cleaning up your own mess, right? So why the hell did I sit on the can 3 SEPARATE TIMES tonight, and find that guess what.... Someone sprinkled while they tinkled.

    I cannot stand this. I really can't. We're all adults, and it takes an additional 3 seconds to grab some more toilet paper and give the seat a quick wipe... I know you're looking down there while you wipe. There's even toilet seat covers if you want. Just, for the love of God, be considerate. I have very little clothing on my ass, and it's mostly synthetic fabric. I really don't want your pee bacteria trapped on my ass so i get butt zits. I'm also getting tired of waddling out with my drawers halfway down my kitty cuz I want to wipe my ass down with hand sanitizer and paper towels before I pull my panties back up... I'd prefer that only my boyfriend see my vagina, thank you very little.

    Now, I could understand if this were just in the customers bathroom. Do we use it? Yes. But really.... There are 4 separate toilets in the club, and I sit in leftover sprinkles in 3 of them throughout the night? Gross.

    Now, I know what you're saying. "Why didn't you look ahead of time?" Well, I did. I'm not afraid of cleaning up a mess that someone else made, hell - I'm the oldest of 4 kids, I'm used to it! But no............ people are getting subtle. It's friggin stealth pee on the damn seats.

    I have a little thing of hand sanitizer in my bag, and I'm really getting tired of refilling the damn thing twice a week; especially since I don't use too much of it on my hands, and my ass gets most of it the majority of the time.

    I don't care if you do coke till the damn cows come home, jack a guy off, smoke crack or pot, prance around naked, or have a mental breakdown in the bathroom. Just please, for the love of god, wipe the damn seat off if you pee all over it. It really doesn't take any additional time, and let's face it - I'm not the only one getting irritated over it. It's disgusting, unhygienic, and it's rude.

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    i agree 100%. people are fucking inconsiderate and rude. seeing how the bathroom looks at the end of the night, i'd hate to see how filthy their house is. also would it kill them to make sure the paper towels land IN the trash can.

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    oh, and let's not forget those who forget to flush.... I admit it, I hold off on flushing at home... But i'm the only one that uses my toilet, and I view it as conserving water! However, when I get to work, I don't want to see anyone else's pee, no matter WHAT. Your hand is not broken, hit the damn flusher.

    Also, what's up with people that leave the paper towel next to the sink? Really dude, you can't move the damn thing 3 feet to the side, where the shitcan is? Don't give me that bullshit excuse of, 'well i was trying to soak up the excess water...' um..... BS. if you didn't splash all over and make a mess, this wouldn't be an issue.

    man, this really has me riled up tonight. i'm not even PMS'ing, and I'm on a damn rampage!

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    THIS!!!



    Some girls act like they were raised in a barn. Don't get me STARTED on tampon tomfoolery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletPhoenix View Post
    THIS!!!



    Some girls act like they were raised in a barn. Don't get me STARTED on tampon tomfoolery.
    i really think some of them WERE raised in a barn.

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    I always say that I wonder what some of their houses look like. (I have seen some strippers who DO live in absolute filth so hmm)
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    applauds this rant.
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    I totally agree! It's amazing that some people can't clean up after themselves. What gives?
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    May I add, I personally think it's a tad bit tacky to shave your cootch in a public sink/ Just my opinion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608 View Post
    May I add, I personally think it's a tad bit tacky to shave your cootch in a public sink/ Just my opinion.
    OMG i have something even worse! i saw a girl shave her cooch with lotion in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DRESSING ROOM at my club in Detroit.... OMG and the porter and dj were walking in and out! The porter was cracking up at how disgusted of a face I had on.

    UGHHH DO YOU NOT HAVE A BATHROOM AT HOME YOU METHHEAD BITCH.

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    ^^^ this happen at one of the clubs i worked at on daily basis!!! it was horrible!!! i always ALWAYS put a towel on the chair i want to sit in no matter what club i work at. P.S. to those out there that do this NO ONE wants to sit in a chair cover with your nasty infested pube hairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shinysugar View Post
    ^^^ this happen at one of the clubs i worked at on daily basis!!! it was horrible!!! i always ALWAYS put a towel on the chair i want to sit in no matter what club i work at. P.S. to those out there that do this NO ONE wants to sit in a chair cover with your nasty infested pube hairs.
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. this is exactly why i don't change out of my jeans right away.

    i don't care if the coochie hairs were just washed with bleach; i don't wanna see 'em being shaved off, and i especially don't want to see them in the dressing room if they're not attached! i can't help seeing them if they're attached to your lady bits, lets face it, we all catch a glimpse here and there, but GOD SHAVE YOUR COOTCHIE AT HOME GODDAMIT........ or at least in the damn shower if you have one in the dressing room!

    *goes to throw up*

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    I always thought strip-club bathroom are some of the nastiest Ive been in...and that includes truck stops and subways.

    Sometimes I think the homeless take better care of their facilities than some strippers.
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    Urine is sterile. It's gross, but nothing to really worry about.

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    Urine is only sterile until it leaves your body. Then it is NOT sterile. As it leaves your body and touches your genitals, then the toilet seat, it is no longer sterile, not by a long shot...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarletPhoenix View Post
    Don't get me STARTED on tampon tomfoolery.
    I'll start then. I am so fucking SICK of bloody used tampons on the floor next to the toilet. And YES it happens all the time. WHY? just........WHY? Is it that hard to get it in the toilet? Some people like to put them in the waste basket, and they make it IN....bravo for them....BUT they don't even wrap them up. So it's bloody tampons in the waste basket and on the floor.

    Also used paper towels all around the sink. There is a HUGE black industrial sized trash can right next to the vanity, that is half full at most....every time I see it. Then you've got piles of used paper towels all around the sink. I am totally guilty of picking them up and throwing them in the can. Yes it burns me to have to clean up after others but at the same time I can't stand to see it. It's girls like these who give us all a bad name.....no wonder half the bouncers and other male staff at every club downright loathe strippers.

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    i put the seat up when i go since i prefer not to sit unless i'm at home. what i wish they would do is put urinals in bathrooms since i'm one of the few chicks who can pee standing. so much easier than squatting.

    that tampon thing is gross. i had a bitch roommate who did that. we're not friends anymore. really bad to put them in the toilet, cherry bomb- clogs it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Urine is sterile. It's gross, but nothing to really worry about.
    Agreed. However, that doesn't mean that it's ok to just leave it chilling on the seat of the toilet.... You never know what bacteria is lurking there, or what bacteria has been transmitted by the urine passing through the outer bits, where bacteria is lurking. However, this isn't the point I'm bringing up. This is really more about respect for other people and common courtesy.

    I don't care if you're just leaving water on the toilet seat. Have some manners and clean up after yourself! It takes 3 seconds, and let's face it - it's not rocket science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alice_island View Post
    i put the seat up when i go since i prefer not to sit unless i'm at home. what i wish they would do is put urinals in bathrooms since i'm one of the few chicks who can pee standing. so much easier than squatting.
    Jealous here! I'm not nearly that coordinated.

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    I once got so angry about this that I left a note on the inside of the bathroom door explaining that there would be potty training classes at a future date and what the classes would teach;p
    I just always throw tp on the seat before I sit now, but it still irks me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608 View Post
    May I add, I personally think it's a tad bit tacky to shave your cootch in a public sink/ Just my opinion.
    Thank God we have a shower in the dressing room...

    The OP - I always put down those seat covers - you can see the urine/water soak through if its wet... if so I throw that one in the toilet and grab a new one. Sometimes its not urine but those high powered toilets will spray when you flush and get the seat wet.

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    girls at my current club are good about it... but then again they keep the dr and bathrooms clean so ppl arent afraid to sit down. That and we have signs up reminding girls 'dont sprinkle while you tinkle'

    Another thing that bothers me is when i see girls taking a dump iwth the door open so they can talk to their friends. That shits nasty. I dont want to smell and/or see that....

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    The increasing nastiness of bathrooms as the day progresses is a big reason I work day shift rather than night.

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    callista- it's real easy to pee standing. however, you wanna clean ur hands first. you hold your inner labia apart and when you pee you have to 'push' it out, not let it trickle. kegels help.

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