This is not directed towards any specific person, rather people in general. If you are not one of these people.... THANK GOD FOR YOU, and I'm sure you can empathize.
Ok, so seriously, guys. I understand sometimes y'all don't want to sit on the toilet seat. If I were more coordinated, I'd be the same way. I also understand that sometimes you really have to get things done quickly, you have to go on stage ASAP.
I get it, ok? But let's have a little talk here. You're a big girl, you can handle cleaning up your own mess, right? So why the hell did I sit on the can 3 SEPARATE TIMES tonight, and find that guess what.... Someone sprinkled while they tinkled.
I cannot stand this. I really can't. We're all adults, and it takes an additional 3 seconds to grab some more toilet paper and give the seat a quick wipe... I know you're looking down there while you wipe. There's even toilet seat covers if you want. Just, for the love of God, be considerate. I have very little clothing on my ass, and it's mostly synthetic fabric. I really don't want your pee bacteria trapped on my ass so i get butt zits. I'm also getting tired of waddling out with my drawers halfway down my kitty cuz I want to wipe my ass down with hand sanitizer and paper towels before I pull my panties back up... I'd prefer that only my boyfriend see my vagina, thank you very little.
Now, I could understand if this were just in the customers bathroom. Do we use it? Yes. But really.... There are 4 separate toilets in the club, and I sit in leftover sprinkles in 3 of them throughout the night? Gross.
Now, I know what you're saying. "Why didn't you look ahead of time?" Well, I did. I'm not afraid of cleaning up a mess that someone else made, hell - I'm the oldest of 4 kids, I'm used to it! But no............ people are getting subtle. It's friggin stealth pee on the damn seats.
I have a little thing of hand sanitizer in my bag, and I'm really getting tired of refilling the damn thing twice a week; especially since I don't use too much of it on my hands, and my ass gets most of it the majority of the time.
I don't care if you do coke till the damn cows come home, jack a guy off, smoke crack or pot, prance around naked, or have a mental breakdown in the bathroom. Just please, for the love of god, wipe the damn seat off if you pee all over it. It really doesn't take any additional time, and let's face it - I'm not the only one getting irritated over it. It's disgusting, unhygienic, and it's rude.
/rant.



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