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    Default Stupid mascara commercials...

    I hate how mascara commercials pitch "colossal lashes in just one coat" when the model is CLEARLY wearing FALSE LASHES!!!

    Totally misleading...

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    I know sometimes it looks like 2 pair of false lashes. or the commericals with perfect skin and then you see the model in print for some other clothing ads and her skin looks wrinkled and older.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NaughtyBebe View Post
    or the commericals with perfect skin and then you see the model in print for some other clothing ads and her skin looks wrinkled and older.
    yea, dont be fooled by what you see on TV or print. all those images are retouched to some degree. ive done some moderate retouching myself and have worked with others that do heavy retouching. anything can be changed.

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    So stupid, they actually have in small print on screen something to the effect of "this model was styled using lash inserts"...
    It obviously doesn't represent what the mascara will look like so what's the point!?
    They think we are all idiots or...?

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    I think the vast majority of women have no idea about false eyelashes or how to use them. I put a set on my mom last weekend and she just loved the effect. She had no idea that lashes could make such a big difference in opening up the eye.


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    False eyelashes are the BOMB! The only reason I use mascara is to blend the falsies into my real lashes!

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    I always get mad with those dumb mascara commercials. It's gotten to the point when my hubby sees one on tv, hel eaves the room cause I always grumble and complain. lmao
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    ^^ that's TOO FUNNY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    I always get mad with those dumb mascara commercials. It's gotten to the point when my hubby sees one on tv, hel eaves the room cause I always grumble and complain. lmao
    I love it! He's a smart guy!
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    photoshop is a wonderful thing, no?

    and papillonluvr....... very nice! that made me giggle a lot

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    I never really got falsies down, unfortunately. I mostly just curl them, and even then the product looks NOTHING like those falsie wearing cunts in the ads. Pisses me off! >_<
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    Im more annoyed by the wierd shaped plastic wands that are taking over. They do nothing for my lashes, which are really long and thick anyway. I need the old fashioned wands, and I have to rummage to find those these days.

    These new ones turn my lashes into spiders legs.
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    ^^ guilty of spider-leg lashes myself

    Advanced wand "technology" freaks me out too! Lol

    I go to Sephora and raid the little disposable mascara wands from the sample tables...

    Don't laugh - it works AND you can use a clean brush each time!

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    Ooooh! Didnt think of that!! Good idea
    A civilian spends money to look good
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    I used the old school green and pink Maybelline Great Lash in Blackest Black.

    Then I switched to ShaLash!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Im more annoyed by the wierd shaped plastic wands that are taking over. They do nothing for my lashes, which are really long and thick anyway. I need the old fashioned wands, and I have to rummage to find those these days.

    These new ones turn my lashes into spiders legs.
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    What about Lancome with their oscillating, vibrating, poke-your-eye-out-and-fling-it-across-the-room wands? I bought it once, and spent so much time trying to get the job done without jabbing out my retinas that I ran the battery down in a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EllieMay View Post
    What about Lancome with their oscillating, vibrating, poke-your-eye-out-and-fling-it-across-the-room wands? I bought it once, and spent so much time trying to get the job done without jabbing out my retinas that I ran the battery down in a week.
    I saw that looks scary!
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