I hate how mascara commercials pitch "colossal lashes in just one coat" when the model is CLEARLY wearing FALSE LASHES!!!
Totally misleading...![]()



I hate how mascara commercials pitch "colossal lashes in just one coat" when the model is CLEARLY wearing FALSE LASHES!!!
Totally misleading...![]()

I know sometimes it looks like 2 pair of false lashes. or the commericals with perfect skin and then you see the model in print for some other clothing ads and her skin looks wrinkled and older.


So stupid, they actually have in small print on screen something to the effect of "this model was styled using lash inserts"...
It obviously doesn't represent what the mascara will look like so what's the point!?
They think we are all idiots or...?
I think the vast majority of women have no idea about false eyelashes or how to use them. I put a set on my mom last weekend and she just loved the effect. She had no idea that lashes could make such a big difference in opening up the eye.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!



False eyelashes are the BOMB! The only reason I use mascara is to blend the falsies into my real lashes!![]()





I always get mad with those dumb mascara commercials. It's gotten to the point when my hubby sees one on tv, hel eaves the room cause I always grumble and complain. lmao
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^^ that's TOO FUNNY!





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photoshop is a wonderful thing, no?
and papillonluvr....... very nice! that made me giggle a lot




I never really got falsies down, unfortunately. I mostly just curl them, and even then the product looks NOTHING like those falsie wearing cunts in the ads. Pisses me off! >_<
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.




Im more annoyed by the wierd shaped plastic wands that are taking over. They do nothing for my lashes, which are really long and thick anyway. I need the old fashioned wands, and I have to rummage to find those these days.
These new ones turn my lashes into spiders legs.
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage



^^ guilty of spider-leg lashes myself
Advanced wand "technology" freaks me out too! Lol
I go to Sephora and raid the little disposable mascara wands from the sample tables...
Don't laugh - it works AND you can use a clean brush each time!![]()




Ooooh! Didnt think of that!! Good idea
A civilian spends money to look good
A stripper looks good to make money
A civilian may be after your wage
A stripper laughs at your wage




I used the old school green and pink Maybelline Great Lash in Blackest Black.
Then I switched to ShaLash!
Exotic dancing is like any other job.If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.
What about Lancome with their oscillating, vibrating, poke-your-eye-out-and-fling-it-across-the-room wands? I bought it once, and spent so much time trying to get the job done without jabbing out my retinas that I ran the battery down in a week.
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