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    Smiley Stripper Angel From Above....

    Last time I worked, I'm dancing so sexy on the stage to the point where I was even loving myself and having a good time.

    A man approached the stage to give me some tip$$$....

    As soon as I get on my knees to wiggle my ass in his face- CRACK goes my shoe!!!!

    I AM SO THANKFUL that my two year old stripper shoe didn't crack while I was standing!!

    I ALMOST had an extremely embarresing moment.

    A stripper angel musrt of been watching me.

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    phew! good deal! It would've sucked too if the shoe flew off and hit him in the face (yes, I had that happen).
    I'd grab my trumpet and I'd do a stripper sound, like the old Louis Armstrong, real raspy. And the people would go nuts! Then I knew that the sexual, sensual, guttural sound, that throbbing sound, is where it's at.

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    Default Re: Stripper Angel From Above....

    thats fortunate isnt it? I wonder what the stripper angel's name is..maybe Ill start praying to her! ;-)
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    during the weekend i did a sitting backwards flip and my shoe flew off i finished the trick and was looking around for where my shoe flew to 2seconds later it comes down inches from my head in a packed room.
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    Yea, I'm sure the Arch Angel of Clear Heels was watching over you. Here's a hint - don't wear two year old shoes.

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    Default Re: Stripper Angel From Above....

    That's lucky, my friend's shoe broke off when she was coming down from the pole very hard and she really fucked up her ankle. Some glue or something from the platform had come loose, and now that shoe is nailed up above her locker for some reason .. not really sure why.

    Glad you're safe though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Yea, I'm sure the Arch Angel of Clear Heels was watching over you. Here's a hint - don't wear two year old shoes.

    gee, thanks for the advice

    the point of the story was that something terrible ALMOST happen and I am thankful that it didn't. smart ass.

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    ^ I'm sorry, sincerely, I'm just in a real smart ass mood.

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    Default Re: Stripper Angel From Above....

    Glad you were okay!
    I have had brand new shoes break within minutes of being worn, but my first pair lasted a year (it was near impossible to get them in my area and "ebay" wasn't a big thing yet.) I think nowadays they just don't make good shoes anymore.
    Hope you had an extra pair with you, I always have an extra pair of shoes and plenty of thongs in case of breakage.
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    Default Re: Stripper Angel From Above....

    i think we all have individual stripper angels because im so damn clumsy, i get help most of the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild View Post
    I have had brand new shoes break within minutes of being worn,
    i hate it when this happens

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