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    So last night my money purse was stolen I was sooooo furious! This happened to me once a couple years ago and since then Ive sewn those little key finder thingies into the sides of my purses. Ive never had to use it til last night. I turned my back for a split second to grab some tissue from the bathroom and my purse was gone. I looked everybody in the eyes and asked then if they had seen my purse and everyone shook their damn head no. I was so pissed until I remembered about the key finder. I went into my clothes bag and grabbed the remote and pushed that button while walking across the room and the thing started beeping (loud) The same girl that helped me look for it, had taken it. I burst out laughing while taking my bag from her duffle and nicely said (with a smile) "You are lucky Im too pretty to fight, otherwise I would....haha nevermind" The other girls got a pretty damn good laugh out of it and anytime something came up missing throughout the night everybody blamed her. LOL.

    I know people have posted about this before, but have any of you caught another dancer in a bold faced lie?

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    OMG That's hilarious! I'll have to do the same thing. Where did you get that little device?

    What did she say when you caught her?
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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    oh my god did u tell mangement?, thankgod for your keyfinder.
    xoxo

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    Hahaha awesome. Yeah what did she say?

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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    WOW, that was genius of you to sew in a key finder! I think I'm going to do that. Did you get your money back?

    I didn't have that exact thing happen, but something very similar and I caught the TWO girls in the lie... yeah - they got fired.

    I hope you reported it to the manager and possibly the police.
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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    That. Is. AWESOME.

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    yeah I got all my money back. She didnt have time to remove the money because I wasn't gone long enough. She stuck the whole purse in her duffle bag. Oh I told the manager alright and he was pretty upset because a lot of girls have been complaining lately about someone taking outfits. The girl got fussed at pretty much and we were all laughing so she got frustrated and left. She want there last night so she might have quit or been fired. I dont remeber exactly where I got the keyfinder but it was one of those as seen on tv devices. Oh and when I found out she was the one who took it, and made that comment to her she said "I didnt take your money, I bank everynight, somebody must have put it in there. Why would I help you look for it if I took it? You probably put it in there! (WTF?!?!) I don't need your shyt" However the look on her face was priceless---you could have bought her for a penny. LOL

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    if you hadn't had caught her she would have been telling you later how she was realy angry with the theiving and complaining her stuff had been going missing too and thats why she helped you look x

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    Absolute Genius.

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    Good for you! I've never caught anyone stealing from me but the SAME DAY our club had video cameras installed in the DR and around the club this retard girl stole someone's razr (they were still popular then!) and she got busted on camera.

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    that is an AWESOME idea. I'll definately be using that one!

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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    They sell multipacks of them also, you can get maybe 4 to one remote. I'd look online or at an electronics store. I think it's a fab idea also.

    I've never had anyone steal my money but I did have one girl attempt to whell my ENTIRE roll-along bag out of the club. (It had a lock on it anyway). My friend chased her into the parking lot in her stripper shoes and fishnet dress!!

    She said it was an accident but I dunno, this chick always had beat up outfits and always asked to borrow my shot.
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    Oh wow! What an EPIC WIN! Hahahaha.

    Good call on the key finder. I want one. I hope she went home and cried like a little bitch from embarrassment. That'll teach her.



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    That is awesome!! I may have to borrow your idea...genius!
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    And I'm over here like "fuck you, pay me". No non sense, sorry.

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    The keyfinder sewn in , now that's a great tip for Heloise! LOL.

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    Nice.

    I hope she's too humiliated to come back or they fired her.

    I am gonna suggest this at my club. Alot of girls have been getting their purses and wallets stolen lately.

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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    this whole idea really is a giant win.

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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    That is a great story. To answer your question I have caught another dancer in a bold face lie.
    I used to sell dancer clothes at a club I also danced at. One of the girls asked to see a few things I was selling. I had 30 dollars that I set down next to her. I figured no one would take it beacuse there were only 3 of us in there.

    Anyway, I turned around and pulled out like 10 dope ass inexpensive outfits and she didn't want any of them for some bullshit reason or another. So I put my outfits away, and I notice my money is gone.

    I give the hoe the benifit of the doubt and say "did you pick up my cash by mistake?"
    This bitch says, "there wasn't any money right here."

    I look at her. She looks at me. I look at her. She starts looking around. I ask her again. She says the same thing. I said ok, and walked over to her bag.

    I then say I hope you have 50 dollars worth of nice outfits cause that's what I'm taking if I don't get my money.

    She says she doesn't have my money and goes back out to the floor quickly.
    I start going through her stuff.
    About a minute later the bouncer comes to the dressing room with 25 dollars and says the girl said a custie found it.

    Yeah f'ing right. Like some drunk dude really turned in some money he found on the floor in a strip club.
    I took the money, and one of her tops for being 5 dollar short.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayna Skye View Post

    Yeah f'ing right. Like some drunk dude really turned in some money he found on the floor in a strip club.
    I took the money, and one of her tops for being 5 dollar short.
    OT, but while her story was obviously bullshit, I HAVE had a guy pick up my money and have another girl chase me down with it. It was a couple hundred that fell out of my garter when the rubber band snapped without my knowledge. How awesome is that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otoki View Post
    OT, but while her story was obviously bullshit, I HAVE had a guy pick up my money and have another girl chase me down with it. It was a couple hundred that fell out of my garter when the rubber band snapped without my knowledge. How awesome is that?
    Very awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otoki View Post
    OT, but while her story was obviously bullshit, I HAVE had a guy pick up my money and have another girl chase me down with it. It was a couple hundred that fell out of my garter when the rubber band snapped without my knowledge. How awesome is that?
    That happened to me one of my first nights. I was keeping my money wrapped in a little silk bag in my thigh highs and a customer gave it to the valet when it fell out while I was getting offstage. It was about $300 too!

    I've had girls steal a lot of my shit, it's sad when you can trust the customers more than you can trust your fellow strippers..

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    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    That happened to me one of my first nights. I was keeping my money wrapped in a little silk bag in my thigh highs and a customer gave it to the valet when it fell out while I was getting offstage. It was about $300 too!

    I've had girls steal a lot of my shit, it's sad when you can trust the customers more than you can trust your fellow strippers..
    It really is fucked up that dancers would steal from each other. One of the dancers at my club makes dancerwear, and she used to keep bags of it out on a table. Now she only does it when she's working, because stuff has gone missing. Seriously, it's $20 for well-made dancer gear, and some girls think it's acceptable to steal them? Fuck

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    Hey ladies, so the girl quit (from embarrASSment) and ended up applying at the other club I work at (on the days my main club is closed). I immediately told my manager about her while she was on the stage doing her audition set. She saw us over there whispering and I was pointing at her and she got pissed and left the stage.....making sure to call me a beotch on her way out. Some nerve!!! Anyways, I hope she learned a damn lesson from this.

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    This is the best story ever, I am def getting me one of those!
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    Default Re: So desperate you'd steal my money?

    instead of laughing you should have taken a couple of your own dollars and thrown them at her saying "you obviously need this more than i do."

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