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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    HB, we are back to the nice guy thing again. I just can't see enabling a bad idea which actually costs the worthy dancers money. IMO what you call "the effort" is lame and doesn't justify tips, even pity tips.

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    Damn...I just re-read the OP. I must have missed the homely-fat-very pregnant part on first reading. I was assuming it was another hot chick.

    Never mind.

    And who are you calling a nice guy FBR? Don't be hurling epithets like that around here man.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Just say you only have enough $ for a VIP with one girl. If the second gets hurt she can get over it. She would sell more dances if she actually hustled for herself, and if she's that pregnant she should get her ass out of the SC anyway.

    It's really no different than, one girl comes up and asks you for a dance and you tell her you're just getting settled or you have no money or you're not buying dances that night or whatever other lines you like to use and then you go off with the next girl that asks you. Girls know that guys have different tastes in personality and looks and have to learn not to take it personally and say (in their head of course) "well fuck you dumbass you don't know what you're missing out on!"

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    ^Not always in their head...

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Tell her, "Two on one is for tourists!"

    Even if you don't believe it. Especially if you don't believe it!

    Oh, wait! You wanted a polite way to do it.

    Then tell her, "I'm sure your friend will find some other company if you and I spend some time together."

    If you want to be really polite, leave off the first line about tourists.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    ^^ stressed I disagree. I would have dismissed them without a second thought. I hate aggressive tag teaming.

    FBR
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    In addition to above, I hate the "sneak up from behind" approach. Show me the "goods" & entire package, please!!
    I'm right 96% of the time. I don't sweat the other 5% .......................

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    OMFG that is corny.
    LOL yea but I'm not offending anyone though.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Wow. Both charlie and JayATee agree with me I am excited. I now have wood which is a rarity these days. I know the wood will shrivel soon but thank you, ladies, for the memory

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    I agree with you as well FBR...we can skip the wood part OK?
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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by CalifSCVisitor65 View Post
    LOL yea but I'm not offending anyone though.
    Yea, but we see right through it. Just say you can only afford one.

    Like any non gay guy would turn down two girls because they "couldn't handle it". It sounds just asinine.

    Also, if it was free you would have probably fucked the preggo one.
    Last edited by ViolaStrings; 07-09-2009 at 07:30 PM.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Why do you have to find a nice way to do it. I bet lots of guys have turned both of them down in the past, it's part of being in sales/stripping. No thanks should suffice. Or "No thanks just you and I tonight" if you don't want the friend. You don't owe an explanation, you're paying for it!

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Like any non gay guy would turn down two girls because they "couldn't handle it". It sounds just asinine.

    Also, if it was free you would have probably fucked the preggo one.
    hahaha

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    only way I go back with o'l prego is if she offers greek.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    ^ well, if she wasn't given advance notice, I'm pretty sure she didn't bring her strap on.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ well, if she wasn't given advance notice, I'm pretty sure she didn't bring her strap on.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    ^^^ There's an epidemic of guys with visual aids around here. Are you at risk? Find out, tonight at 11.

    Ah,
    "How to separate the double act."
    It's THE central question of 21st century life.
    George Costanza would think about this one for three days before shouting out "I've got it!"
    So let's approach the problem like he would.
    Surely this brain trust we have assembled here can crack the code and save the nude world!

    The main obstacle here is that the package deal always seems to include the woman you want most out of the entire lineup, almost as a given. And the twosome will be committed to selling their double act the whole time you're at the stripclub, you can count on that, because they just signed their blood pact backstage 5 minutes before you walked in and sat down. To try and drive a wedge between them is seen as an insult to their newly forged sisterhood. So there's no way to separate them without getting off on the wrong foot with the desired dancer.

    And one of the proverbs of lapdancing is that once you start off on the wrong foot with a dancer, forget about it. You've muddied the waters. You can't count on her even trying at all if you do manage to corall her for a dance later on, because you've poisoned her will to provide you with a good illusion of lustiness.

    The solution? You must become a surgeon. Use a scalpal of half-truths to cut the double act in two. You must concoct fierce BS, because it's only after a doctor has spouted some intense sounding medical jargon that you trust anyone to perform surgery on you, right? So we the stripclub custies must learn to command an entirely new level of BS, to the point where the strippers see the urgency of the situation in our pants and recognize our authority to manage the crisis. They must be bamboozled into putting their faith in us, agreeing to let us separate their double act harmlessly, with surgical presicion, the way you'd agree to it if a surgeon said he/she needed to operate immediately based on some chest Xray results they just saw. Only in this case, the chest Xray was performed by us staring at one dancer's chest and not the other's.
    Last edited by The Boob; 07-17-2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason: Because this post is just that damn important
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    ^ Lol. Wtf? But still, funny!

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    Everyone seems to hate the double so i took one for the team. I have never did more than one double dance and i must say with two hot girls suddenly competing, things can go the custy way,as long as you do it right. Took me about 10 minutes to figure that out. Hehe Trip report is coming guys. It did cost a bundle but hey i did enjoy it and it was different from any other experience.

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    Default Re: Any polite way to turn down half of a package deal?

    ^ congratulations, it's a boner.

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