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    Dizzy it was just dirty talk!!! lol

    long story...

    so the other night at the beginning of my shift, i looked around and saw 1 guy sitting by himself. he was the only guy in the main table area. i approach him sit down introduce myself. he tells me that he just got in and was just getting comfortable. so i got the hint then asked if he wanted to look around and have my company later. he said yes. so i leave. a good 20mins go by then im on stage. i watch him watching me while he was sitting with another dancer. as i get off the stage the dancer he was sitting with leaves and i go in for the swoop. i sit with him and we start to talk. what's your name blah blah blah... then the conversation some how got into him being sick. he asks me how would i take care of him if he were sick? caught me off gaurd. so i said ''i would take your temperature.'' he said ''i'm not feeling hot enough.'' then i pressed my breast together and said 'like this.' he said "i think i'm feeling a little warmer now." then i said ''id rub you down all over with a damp cloth'' he said now ''im really feeling hot!" then i turned the conversation around, i coughed and said "you must really be sick because i dont feel too well now." he laughed. i asked "how would you take care off me?" he says "are you really sick?" "yes" i told him. he asked "how sick are you?" giving me that oh you dirty girl look. i whispered "i'm REALLY SICK" with a devious look. he said "oh?" i tell him "yeah i am. how are you going to take care of me?" he said "i'm going to take your temperature" i laughed then said "you know there's only one right way to take a sick girls temperature?" he freaked out and said '' well im only going to take it in the front." oops! then the awkward silence came. i asked for a dance shortly after. he tells me ''nope!!! goodbye!'' then he shoves me off his lap!!! omg i walk away laughing. wtf??? i guess i came on too strong? lol i know i definitely read his signals wrong. needless to say that was a $50 night.

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    Default Re: it was just dirty talk!!! lol

    Ehh, ok it sounds awkward but id just laugh it off. He seemed like he wanted dirty talk and then when u gave it to him he clammed up and acted like a douche.
    ~jenna~

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    Default Re: it was just dirty talk!!! lol

    ^How do you guys keep a straight face talking to these guys...?

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    Well, HE initiated the "sick" dirty talk....so him freaking like that was really strange. I sorta wonder if he lost a bet or something.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    What a weirdo.
    You mighta made him cum in his pants.
    I is a mommy.
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    ^^^ if thats the case im glad he shoved me off his lap. ewww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spankie55 View Post
    What a weirdo.
    You mighta made him cum in his pants.
    maybe hes this kind of guy :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

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    Default Re: it was just dirty talk!!! lol

    What a jerk, but at least you've got a funny story to tell.

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    Default Re: it was just dirty talk!!! lol

    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    maybe hes this kind of guy :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
    LoL
    xoxo

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    Quote Originally Posted by dreamer1980 View Post
    maybe hes this kind of guy :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    and this is what i do
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0

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    Quote Originally Posted by shinysugar View Post
    ha !

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