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    Default A story about 2 beggars

    Jose and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

    Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about
    $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

    Jose bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day, he
    Drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of
    Money to spend.

    "Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard
    As you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar
    Bills every day?

    Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
    Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

    "What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

    "No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!"

    Carlo's says, "All right, what does your sign say?"

    It reads, "I only need another ten dollars to get back to Mexico."

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    OMG that is awfully awesome.

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    Awwwwwwwe.

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    Default Re: A story about 2 beggars

    sheesh...lol. This goes along well with a class I just took at my college about Multi-cultural relations. Wish I had seen this earlier!
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    I live in San Diego, about 20 min from Mexico. My bf used to employ some illegals for his installation crews, for the sheer fact that California labor laws make it insanely expensive to have someone on payroll. Think $16 an hour to the state for a $8 an hour worker. Ouch.

    When I told him this, he nearly ran my car into the back of another one, he was laughing so hard.

    Memo to self. No more jokes while baby is driving, I don't want to die young.

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    I needed to laugh, thanks

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