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    time wasters.. bleh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wild_Flower View Post
    The other thing that annoys me is when they say I'm just here to look& won't spend anything at all, not even on a drink. What gives them he right to sit there staring at us dancing and not even pay us for it. I'm sure they don't like going to work for free. I just don't know how to get around it?
    I've said it before, both on here and ITC. The answer to the questions "What makes them think it's ok..." and "Why don't they just go to a regular bar..." etc is this:

    They DON'T CARE. Period and end of story. Why don't they go to a regular bar? Because the strip club has naked girls dancing. They tip their bartenders (at least probably) and their waiters when they are out eating (most likely) but they won't tip the girl dancing naked in front of them...... Why? Because they don't value what we do as a valid form of employment. They view it as a -scam- and they feel like they are "winning" by not "giving" us their money.

    How do you "deal" with that type of customer? You don't. You won't get anywhere and you'll frustrate the hell out of yourself.

    I swear I'm going to start copy/pasting this response, lol.

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    Haha whenever I get this, I just say "OK." Then I start walking them over to the lapdance area and they're like.. "but I'll probably get kicked out for this" and I say "yeah, you're right. I'll dance for you instead." They completely forget what they were getting at before and just go for it!! haha!!

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    "yea sure but you can't dance for me down here. Let's go to the cr and I'll be happy to see your moves"

    usually they are joking so this is a good way to sneak in the suggestion that you go to the cr. Sometimes they do dance for you, I just make sure they don't actually strip. One time I had soem fat guy in a sweater vest dance for me in the cr for like an hour and a Half ( with breaks of course). It was pretty hilarious.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shameless View Post
    I try to kill them with camp kindness hehe... 'but daahling first you have to get the shoes, I now just the site, don't worry about all the fem-dom stuff on it, loads of my lady-boy friends have found real sexy shoes on there' ....all of a sudden the jokes on them...especially if it's a group of mates, they'll immediately start heckling the wise guy ahahahahaha

    hahahahahahahahahahah! thats humiliating

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    I usually say okay, sit back in my chair and assume the position to get a table dance. I let him shake his ass and make a fool of himself on the floor while I laugh and act like it's the cutest thing ever so everyone in the club can see I'm such a fun girl. Then when he's done I stand up take his hand and tell him it's time for a pro to show him how it's done. They usually only dance for 20 seconds and it can be funny when they realize that they have no idea what they're doing. I whoop and hollar and say stuff like "shake it baby! oh yeah! that's so hot! You gotta EARN this dollar!" like a big old heckler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pogocat View Post
    I usually say okay, sit back in my chair and assume the position to get a table dance. I let him shake his ass and make a fool of himself on the floor while I laugh and act like it's the cutest thing ever so everyone in the club can see I'm such a fun girl. Then when he's done I stand up take his hand and tell him it's time for a pro to show him how it's done. They usually only dance for 20 seconds and it can be funny when they realize that they have no idea what they're doing. I whoop and hollar and say stuff like "shake it baby! oh yeah! that's so hot! You gotta EARN this dollar!" like a big old heckler.
    I do this a lot too. It almost always turns into dance sales.

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    I wouldn't walk away from these idiots. Try one of the tricks mentioned above, you still got a 50/50 shot of selling the dance. He hasn't said no yet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lmiller22134 View Post
    I tell em I can't afford to buy a dance from them.
    I do that too.
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    Pogocat that's such a good idea. Gonna try that next time

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    Sometimes the guy is saying this as a joke, and i have had quite a number of guys dance for me - its easy work. I do make it clear before that he will be paying me though.

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    Unfortunately, my club won't kick people out who aren't spending money. I just got a new asshole ripped tonight by my manager because I feel it's totally unneccessary for broke assholes to watch me dance onstage for free and not buy ANYONE a single thing! Usually, I do everything in my power to run them out of the club, ie say mean things to them, harrass them, be bitchy towards them. My mangager told me that I was NEVER EVER allowed to tell a customer "Well, if you have no money, get the fuck out of the strip club!"

    I think it's rather ridiculous! I should be able to say whatever I want, especially to dbags who don't ever tip!

    As for dudes saying shit like "Oh you should be paying me!" I always just fake laugh/smile/and say "oh yeah baby....definately" or something equally as brainless and stupid. Only, that is, if they are saying such things after or during a dance. If they haven't even bought a dance yet, I'd probably give them the weird eye and say "For what? You're sparkling conversational skills?" with as much dripping sarcasm as I could muster. That way, they'd sorta get the hint that I'm not amused, but also they could take it as my lame attempt at lame humor in return, so that they aren't so isolated that the door is completely closed to the possiblity of dances.

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    I'd make them go to the CR and pay ME for my professional opinion & when they were done, I'd tell them they needed more practice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pogocat View Post
    I usually say okay, sit back in my chair and assume the position to get a table dance. I let him shake his ass and make a fool of himself on the floor while I laugh and act like it's the cutest thing ever so everyone in the club can see I'm such a fun girl. Then when he's done I stand up take his hand and tell him it's time for a pro to show him how it's done. They usually only dance for 20 seconds and it can be funny when they realize that they have no idea what they're doing. I whoop and hollar and say stuff like "shake it baby! oh yeah! that's so hot! You gotta EARN this dollar!" like a big old heckler.
    yup, i do this one too! i will immediatly call the guy out on his offer and have him dance for me, sometimes they back down or yeah do the 20 second foolish dance. If they are cute I use JELLOshot's method, but I will actually remind him during his dance that he promised to dance for me afterwards, and act like I am super excited about the prospect, hell if he has hot body I usually am haha, after all I am married IRL but see nothing wrong with having a little hottie work it for me a bit
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    I say, "OK! Let's go!" (while standing up and ready to walk to the lap area, "We can't dance out on the floor, though. It's $40/song to enter the lap dance room and you can dance for me all you want. Since you're not hired here, we both have to stay clothed, sorry!"

    So, I phrase it to remove the idea of them paying 'me' (even though they are) and insert the idea that they are paying to use the lap dance room (which is still true, since I don't make all of the $40/song from each dance).
    Also, the hint at both he and I being clothed for $40/song usually makes them change their mind, if not immediately, then after the first song. Then they want me to get naked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    I friking hate those assholes!!! That's probably the thing that pisses me off the most. !!!

    When I was new I had way more patience and would play along, and laugh, thinking they were just giving me a hard time because they thought it was funny. But most of the guys who try to pull these jokes are usually broke and in my opinion, they're just trying to sound "cool" so you might want to hang out with them for free for a while.

    this is my response: "If I'm ever in your shoes, you know...the I-have-to-pay-for-attention-from-the-opossite-sex-situation, you'll be the first one I'll call" or "A dance sounds super! but lets leave it for when I'm the loser hanging out at your club, ok"

    they always give me the evil look but seriously, I have no patience for them. and blowing them off in a super bitchy way puts me in a good mood.
    HAAAAAA!!!!

    It puts me in a good mood too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SerenaSin View Post
    OH OH or they're at the tiprail with that disgusting dollar bill IN THEIR MOUTHS wanting me to take it out with MY mouth! And act like they won't give it to me like a normal human being unless I do it! (I don't do it, and they usually end up giving it to me anyway)
    I will say, "You shouldn't put money in your mouth. Over 90% of it has has traces of feces."

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    Quote Originally Posted by black_widow View Post
    Unfortunately, my club won't kick people out who aren't spending money. I just got a new asshole ripped tonight by my manager because I feel it's totally unneccessary for broke assholes to watch me dance onstage for free and not buy ANYONE a single thing! Usually, I do everything in my power to run them out of the club, ie say mean things to them, harrass them, be bitchy towards them. My mangager told me that I was NEVER EVER allowed to tell a customer "Well, if you have no money, get the fuck out of the strip club!"
    lmao ive been told the same thing...
    one time i was the only girl working and this asshole comes in and starts to play mind games, is all smiley and says he doesnt get dances and then tips me 1 dollar on stage with this big grin as if he is being SOOO generous.
    I leave when he says he doesnt get dances and he stays seated at the stage for at LEAST and hour just doing NOTHING. I finally ask him if he could leave so I can be allowed back in the dressing room and actually do something productive. He gets mad and complains to the front door guy and apparantly takes it up with corperate...wtf!!
    oh LA clubs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post

    or a guy will see the money strapped to my ankle and go "Whoah, looks like you should buy me a drink!"

    Followed by of course, the "I'm such a funny guy" laugh at themselves.
    SO annoying! Anytime they see the garter with the money they make a comment about HOW MUCH is there. It seems it's usually on a night when I'm not even making that much and I get even more annoyed.
    Like if I had a ton of money I'd just laugh b/c, yeah I probably have more than you make in a week. But when it's low, it just ticks me off! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    Second, you just need to have a sense of humor about them offering you dances. If they don't go for it then move on.
    Yes! This question might be irritating because 1/2 the customers who say this don't have money but the other half do. They're trying to be funny and it's a way to show you get along and can laugh and before you know it you're off doing dances. This one isn't like "Can I have your number?" It's a way to let them know you do find them sexy (give them a quick look-over like you're considering taking them up on the offer) and funny and you don't take things too seriously. But you have to take that opportunity to close the sale hard right then and there while laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minalynx View Post
    I'd make them go to the CR and pay ME for my professional opinion & when they were done, I'd tell them they needed more practice...
    Haha, once I actually did get a guy to pay ME to let him go back to the CR and to dance for me after one of these smart-arse incidents. The bouncers gave this guy such a hard time, while he was in there dancing for me, that I think he'll probably never say anything stupid in a strip club again!

    His dancing was TERRIBLE, and he danced for most of the whole song, until it got what he called "too hot," then he told me, "You know, this is really hard work!," and then he tipped me an additional $20 on top of the price of the CR dance.

    I could just kick myself for not thinking of telling him to wear the shoes. I bet he'd have fallen right on his face. LOL.
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    Someone finally said that to me. . .during a lap dance. Then and only then, is it funny as hell. :p

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    Funny i had a guy one time who truly wanted to be a male stripper. Had a routine planned out and a name and everything. He, I and his wife went to VIP ( I told him only if he took his top off and wore my shoes in the private room) this guy actually danced better than I did. Sometimes (often) the customer is just being a jackass other times it really is fun you have to know how to read him.

    I usually ask him "what makes YOU ready for a lap dance" to gage if he is just wasting my time. If he really is just being a smarty pants then I play along sometimes funny turns into MONEY

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