Hypothetical question, a decent looking, well dressed middle age guy walks up to you, hands you $100 bill with a note and walks out of club. Doesn't say a word. Note says 'Call Me' with a local phone number.
What do u do?



Hypothetical question, a decent looking, well dressed middle age guy walks up to you, hands you $100 bill with a note and walks out of club. Doesn't say a word. Note says 'Call Me' with a local phone number.
What do u do?
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Be very, very creeped out.


Be utterly convinced he was weird, pocket the cash (what else are you meant to do in that situation- he's gone!?) and get make sure the doormen watch me get in my car and drive away at the end of the night.
I would think he was a serial killer trying to lure me to my death.
Seriously, don't try this. If you absolutely MUST try to hit on a dancer at work, actually talk to her.
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."




I've been to a club with my hubby and some friends before. One guy just had this thing where he decided he was going to spend a certain number of hundred dollar bills. I knew the girls there and found him his dream girl. He got two dances. He was tipping girls $20s on side stages. When we decided to go, he just started handing out money randomly to get rid of what he had planned to spend. Some people are just really delightfully weird like that.






I'd lose the phone number, keep the $100 bill, and get back to work.



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...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."





I've seen this many times.When we decided to go, he just started handing out money randomly to get rid of what he had planned to spend. Some people are just really delightfully weird like that.
My SO (hi babe) was the lucky recipient of - what was it, like $45? - in ones on stage one night whe this guys friends hit him "C'mon, let's go". He just walked past the stage, dropped the wad of ones - still neatly stacked - and walked out the door.
I've sen guys do similar things, hand a $20 or $100 to every girl they pass on their way out, or leave $100 tip to the waitress, or just shower the stage with cash...
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My curious ass would probably call and see what he wants, but honestly the smartest thing to do would be, be thankful for the $100 and toss the number. If he wasn't a sketchball or someone who had a reputation to uphold (for example in government, which you'd probably have recognized him if he was) he shouldn't have a reason to be so secretive and there is probably something not right going on with all that mess.
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Take the money, toss the number! LOL. Or maybe call and say, come make my night again, Benjamin, but this time double it! No dances needed! hahah (sarchasm)
This is not the way to go if you are looking for your fave stripper to call you. It is very creepy, but sometimes a customer just wants to spoil you as well, so I doubt any girl wouldn't take the money.




i would trade the hundred for some unmarked $20's at the bar and keep it. and of course not call.




i had a guy hand me a half a hundred with a phone number to call for the other half- yup i still have it
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?





Umm... keep the money and happily go home to my husband.
(Even if I wasn't married I wouldn't call. Guys give me their number all the time. It's obnoxious. Im not looking to hook up. I want cash. Cash for me not even having to pretend to like you?? SCORE!)
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besides, what would hot young strippers want with a middle aged guy anyway, as well dressed and good looking as he may be....
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?





Oh my goodness, I just had a typical stripper moment. By "note" I thought you meant a note of money!
I wouldn't call. As a matter of fact I wouldn't even think about calling.
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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Put the money in my wallet and laugh.
I've had guys pay me with bills and their numbers written on them... it's totally pointless, because I usually don't realize it by the end of the night, and by then my bills are so mixed up I don't remember who it's from.
edit: I just realized note does not equal money... uhm I would flush that shit down the toilet.





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I'd be like "woo! 100 bucks!", throw the phone number away, and keep working.
And to clarify, I -do- keep in phone-contact with certain customers, but I'm very picky about it. I'm not going to call some guy I've never spoken to.
I feel bad now, no one else is curious and would call? I'd probably like go back to my friends and our crazy crunk ridiculous selves would call together. Like fools, but c'mon no one is curious besides me. If they suck we can pretend we were trying to reach Russia and must have dialed the wrong number or make up some bs like that.
Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. - C.S. Lewis
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C.S. Lewis




dude, i get numbers every day, i couldn't possibly be any less curious
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?
I would call him. And sleep with him. Definitely.




If I never met the guy before or talked to him more than a year.. I would just make a note on the note and put it in my oddball list...... and keep the money. I take chances but never with my normal life.





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