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    I had a manager tell me that there's one in every club: a customer who uses dollars to fold origami. So the questions to the dancers, what do you think about this? Do you see it often with any appreciable level of skill? Do you keep it, or cash it?

    I had a friend show me a rose done from a dollar, and she talked like she really didn't appreciate it (just give me the dollar!), but I couldn't help but notice it was still a rose . . .
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    i see this every couple month or so, i do find it kinda clever, but not enough to commit me to more than a 30 second conversation unless there's more money involved. I usually don't keep them, thou every once in a while i'll get one and put it somewhere in my car or house, but then i'l inevitably rediscover it in a couple days and add it to the rest of the stash
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    I honestly wouldn't give a shit. I'd smile and say thank you and make a small deal out of it in front of them, but I really wouldn't care, it's just a dollar.

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    I think more customers are amused by this than the dancers who have been around the block awhile. I mean I'm not going to date them, so I don't really care how they fold their dollar - as long as they are respectful towards me.
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    The absolute worst are the loosers that have to turn a dollar bill into a ring, solemnly place it on a finger (while making overly dramatic eye-contact) and then not return your hand - forcing you praise them for being creative and sensitive before surrendering a dinky dollar. I'd almost rather a guy paw at me because at least it's over with sooner.

    However, if a dude is just casually handing out cranes and pinwheels like, "Yeah, I've got some talent - but I know it's only a dollar, feel free to keep working" then that's a little cool and I might save it for awhile. Paper air planes or fucking footballs aimed at my face, boobs or vagina NEVER are and will only make me wonder how badly it would hurt (or at least what the odds of it getting infected are) if I stabbed you in the eye with the pointy end of it.

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    If it's a hundred and being handed me hell yeah I appreciate it!

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    One guy at my club who exclusively does money origami.




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    IMHO if she's gonna have to spend time to unfold the stupid thing, don't just use a singe and at least make it worth her time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    One guy at my club who exclusively does money origami.

    How do the girls react? It seems the consensus is very negative, although I did do a search through older posts and find that some girls like it.

    On a side note, what's the coolest thing you've seen?
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    Origami guy's only natural predator in the wild is pyramid-of-cash guy.

    Once, in 1999, I observed a rare battle for attention between one guy building a pyramid of dollars and another guy who chose to tip in the form of a suspension bridge made of dollars.

    Were they engineering students? No one will ever know, because nobody felt the need to inquire. But in hindsight, you'd have to say they were partying like it was 1999.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Boob View Post
    Origami guy's only natural predator in the wild is pyramid-of-cash guy.

    Once, in 1999, I observed a rare battle for attention between one guy building a pyramid of dollars and another guy who chose to tip in the form of a suspension bridge made of dollars.

    Were they engineering students? No one will ever know, because nobody felt the need to inquire. But in hindsight, you'd have to say they were partying like it was 1999.
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    I think the majority of dancers are unimpressed and indifferent towards money origami, unless it's something greater than a 1$ bill. Guys that come in and fold 1$ bills into flowers and such for dancers creep me out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    I had a manager tell me that there's one in every club: a customer who uses dollars to fold origami. So the questions to the dancers, what do you think about this? Do you see it often with any appreciable level of skill? Do you keep it, or cash it?
    I wonder why a guy would take the time and effort to make a dollar bill into an origami figure in the first place? It's certainly not going to impress me. If he wants to impress me, he can tip me a $5 or $10 on stage instead of a fancy folded dollar (or get me a gift card to a good store or buy me some good perfume, etc). In fact, unfolding it is huge pain in the ass when I go in to cash it - and yes, I will go cash it.

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    I mind when it's slow... it's only ONE dollar... the guy is practically the only guy there... IS the only guy at stage... and the guy sits at my stage and takes the FULL two or three song set to fold it into something to give it to me... and meanwhile I'm feeling like a dick for dancing for a guy who is more interested in folding up his one dollar all nice and fancy to give it to me.
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    i hate these dudes. I feel like they want more attention from a dollar than a dollar deserves...they actually cost me time/money cuz i have to unfold the shit.

    Ive never seen someone buy a dance or make it rain out of all oragami...they tip you $1 at a time!!!


    I could care less. Its irritating.

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    LoL, I love it. I had some guy make a bunch of frogs and he made them jump to me on stage. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Averyxo View Post
    LoL, I love it. I had some guy make a bunch of frogs and he made them jump to me on stage. Good times.
    Sounds like someone was having fun at work

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    Origami guy's only natural predator in the wild is pyramid-of-cash guy.

    Once, in 1999, I observed a rare battle for attention between one guy building a pyramid of dollars and another guy who chose to tip in the form of a suspension bridge made of dollars.

    Were they engineering students? No one will ever know, because nobody felt the need to inquire. But in hindsight, you'd have to say they were partying like it was 1999.
    What about the other "guys?" You know - Massage Guy, Foot Rub Guy . . .

    I once saw a guy bring oil into the club and begin rubbing down a dancer's back.

    What other kind of "guys" are out there?
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    depends what kind of mood I'm in. I've been given dozens of dollar-roses over the years and if it's just a way for him to get my attention but I think he has more money than Ok. It's tolerable, If that's the only dollar you plan to give me, I'd probably leave it on the stage.
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    Ive seen massage guy, foot fetish guy, abuse guy (a guy would pay girls to kick him betweeen the legs), and many other various freaks over the years.
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    I'm more concerned with the denomination of the bill than the skill of their origami.

    What sucks is the asshat on SR days who tips girls in roses... made of fucking napkins.

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    Honestly, I'd prefer to just be given the dollar. Guys who do this always expect us to be more impressed by their one dollar tip (which is a lame tip anyway) just because it's folded up. I'd think it was cool in any other situation, but at work, it just means I have to spend more time unfolding it before I cash it in. Taking 30 seconds to unfold a $1 bill is annoying.

    I wish I could say I appreciate the art...but that was only the case the first 30 times someone did that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post

    What about the other "guys?" You know - Massage Guy, Foot Rub Guy . . .

    I once saw a guy bring oil into the club and begin rubbing down a dancer's back.

    What other kind of "guys" are out there?
    Well, there's the guys that spends $400-$500 on a bunch of dances, tip really well, buy you drinks, and don't ask for anything in return Those are my kind of guys and I guarantee that they get a lot of attention from me.

    There's also guys that come in and pay me for my time. They pay me to sit there and talk to them. I love those kind of customers as well.

    THOSE are the kind of customers I will forever remember and actually be friends with and let them into my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post
    THOSE are the kind of customers I will forever remember and actually be friends with and let them into my life.

    I assume by that you mean "allow them to keep spending money."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    Sounds like someone was having fun at work



    What about the other "guys?" You know - Massage Guy, Foot Rub Guy . . .

    I once saw a guy bring oil into the club and begin rubbing down a dancer's back.

    What other kind of "guys" are out there?
    Let's see...Kick me in the nuts guy, walk on my back in high heels guy, piss on me guy, can I piss on you guy, diaper guy, strap on guy, will you lick my wife guy, can we just cuddle guy, can I pull your hair guy, can I shave you guy and, my favorite, Pee in a glass for me so I can drink it guy....

    These are all actual requests as related to me by several ATF's over the years and yes, one of them did actually take a hundred bucks to pee in a glass for a guy though she did not actually see him drink it...

    Folding money into flowers or animals seems kinda lame when you put it in perspective...
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