I have discovered the source of Cyril's imaginary funding, and after some wheeling and dealing, arm twisting and knee breaking, was able to wrangle just over $500 billion in imaginary investment capitol for a new chain of strip clubs to open simultaneously nationwide. Some of this money is in the form of government bailout money, the rest from a private investment consortium. An additional $500 billion is availale in reserve for initial operating costs for the first 18 months if necessary.
Even More Dreamier Girlier Girls inc., will distinguish itself in the industry in both it's operations and relations with clients, and with employees and dancers; as well as by introducing a completely new, integrated adult entertainment presentation to the public the likes of which have never been seen before.
The plan at this time is to open facilities in every major population center with over 100,000 people. The clubs will vary in size depending on local population, with a model projecting 10,000 sq ft for every 100,000 people in the area, rounded up. The Los Angeles, CA club will be in the neighborhood of 1,000,000 sq ft., Las Vegas, NV will be slightly smaller at 500,000 sq ft as the heavy tourism and convention traffic is accounted for. The Portland, OR location will also be oversized vs the local population at 500,000 sq ft as we aim to overshadow neighboring Dream Girls (tm).
The smaller clubs will have at least 4 seperate clubs within each club, each with a main stage and as many satellite stages as the square footage allows. Each area will be themed, Rock, Rap/Hip Hop, Goth/Alternative, and Country. Each area will have it's own DJ and sound system.
But what will really set this club apart will be the interactive experience. Combining the best aspects of peepshows, showgirls, strip club, streaming video type products, escorts, and legal brothels into a single experience, customers and VIPS will be immersed in titillation as never before possible.
Central to this project is our ongoing effort to standardize adult entertainment zoning laws, so-called "no touch" and prostitution laws, and other "decency" laws nationwide. $10 billion has been earmarked for this lobby and public campaign and results are expected to be favorable and quick.
Once these pesky local laws are done away with, the grand opening will expose the public to an adult entertainment universe unlike any porn king has ever imagined. Entertainers designated for the various "levels" of entertainment will be available for order online, by phone, or of course, in person at the local club (or via the online ordering screens at each booth). $140 billion has been earmarked for the creation of Even More Dreamier Girlier Dream Girls Delivery and Transportation Inc, a fleet of private jets, helicopters, semi trucks, delivery vans, buses, cars, and more. In addition to transporting VIP's to the club of their choice and delivering dancers to the clubs to perform, EMDGDGTI will offer traditional airline, bus, and taxi services - all staffed with lovely adult entertainers. EMDGDGTI will also have FedEx(tm)-style delivery services for both our merchandise for order and package delivery and pickup; who wouldn't want a lovely 5'6" blue eyed blonde in a barely-their thong and negligee dropping off their holiday packages?! The additional revenue from these services will likely outpace the clubs themselves, and are an important part of the model.
Once operations begin, the corporate brand will be licensed for other franchises as well. Fast food and other restaraunts, hiar salons and beaty stops - even gas stations will soon have the EDGDGI logo and identity.
We look forward to your valued input as we seek to engage the expert opinions available on SW regarding this endeavor. Imaginary stock options and even more imaginary monetary compensation will be offered to those whose feedback results in new product lines, services, or valuable advice.
Thank you.



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