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    Duh Worst Hustle Ever

    What's the worst hustle you've been subjected to?

    Girl sits down next to me. I buy her a drink. We chat. Then the moment. You can feel it in the air, it's time for the "wanna dance." She turns to me and says, "Well, I guess since you bought me a drink I have to ask if you want a dance." WTF? No playfulness. Sounded as pathetic as it reads. Wasn't even looking at me.

    I said, "Not after that!" I told her there was no way I was getting a dance from her. She shrugged and sat and talked with me for the next hour or so. I think she was having a bad night. <--- My awesome power of observation at work!
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    The dancers that hate men and want the PL to know it. They sit down and I buy them a drink and even tip them. Once they get the tip they pick up the drink and leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    I said, "Not after that!" I told her there was no way I was getting a dance from her. She shrugged and sat and talked with me for the next hour or so. I think she was having a bad night. <--- My awesome power of observation at work!
    Admit it - you were never going to buy a dance from her in the first place, even before her lame sales pitch. I've been noticing that in your posts you generally have this attitude of not wanting to spend money on dancers. What - do you feel that you are above that or something.

    Since you could tell that she was completely miserable and was having a bad day you could've at least tipped her and tried to cheer her up (even a $5 or $10 would've been good for her sitting with you for a whole hour). But instead you probably gloated over the fact that she spent so much time with you without you having to buy a dance.

    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    The dancers that hate men and want the PL to know it. They sit down and I buy them a drink and even tip them. Once they get the tip they pick up the drink and leave.
    Now THAT is a horrible hustle - that's just not right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elusive21 View Post
    Admit it - you were never going to buy a dance from her in the first place, even before her lame sales pitch. I've been noticing that in your posts you generally have this attitude of not wanting to spend money on dancers. What - do you feel that you are above that or something.
    You must be the girl Earl's warning me about!
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    ^^ Damn, nice comeback.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    You must be the girl Earl's warning me about!
    Why cause she made her own observation?
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    I see a hot chick spend probably 45 minutes with a guy, they are laughing, but he doesn't get any dances. the guy obviously has no money. Nothing. zilch. I'm sitting at the bar, she comes up to me and immediately asks if I want her hot pussy rubbing all over me in the vip. I say no. Total time commitment on her part 20 seconds. She walks away. I turn to the girl a couple of seats down and tell her, "that is the worst fuckin hustle I have ever seen."
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    So... men don't want to be hustled, they want us to "take the time to connect with them".

    But... men don't want a "bad" hustle, and won't buy a dance from a girl who's been sitting there and making that connection based on how she asks to dance for them.



    I'm genuinely baffled and frustrated.
    Yes, I'm real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goreantx View Post
    So... men don't want to be hustled, they want us to "take the time to connect with them".

    But... men don't want a "bad" hustle, and won't buy a dance from a girl who's been sitting there and making that connection based on how she asks to dance for them.



    I'm genuinely baffled and frustrated.
    its really a situation of the marketplace. the "wanta dance" just isn't going to work on me. No one gets me into vip with that weak ass stuff. I don't care if the club is standing room only, its not working. Now, you might only have to spend a couple of minutes if the club is busy, but you still have to work it to make the sale. If the club is empty, you might be willing to invest a few more minutes.

    Different things work for different market segments. Not everything works for every person / segment.
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    Dancer: Hey, are you high?
    Me: Uh... no?
    Dancer: Want some coke or weed? I know a guy.
    Me: No thanks.
    Dancer: No? OK. Well do you want a dance?
    Me: No thank you.

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    Yes, I'm a dancer but I still go to clubs as a customer with friends. I hate the "wanna dance" girls. I mean really... can't you be a bit more original?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Dancer: Hey, are you high?
    Me: Uh... no?
    Dancer: Want some coke or weed? I know a guy.
    Me: No thanks.
    Dancer: No? OK. Well do you want a dance?
    Me: No thank you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    Dancer: Hey, are you high?
    Me: Uh... no?
    Dancer: Want some coke or weed? I know a guy.
    Me: No thanks.
    Dancer: No? OK. Well do you want a dance?
    Me: No thank you.
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    you never know what's going to work. one time i was having a bad night and then a guy i was talking to for like an hour went to the VIP with another girl. supposedly cause i danced for his brother and he was jealous or something so he wanted to make me jealous? pretty dumb but regardless i was really pissed off at the time and i think i may have cried a little. one of his friends sees i'm upset and is like "well do you want to go to VIP with me?"
    i like dab a tear away and am like "yes "
    sometimes SC custies surprise me in a good way

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    Here, this post I made a while back is the worst hustle ever.

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=114937

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    you never know what's going to work. one time i was having a bad night and then a guy i was talking to for like an hour went to the VIP with another girl. supposedly cause i danced for his brother and he was jealous or something so he wanted to make me jealous? pretty dumb but regardless i was really pissed off at the time and i think i may have cried a little. one of his friends sees i'm upset and is like "well do you want to go to VIP with me?"
    i like dab a tear away and am like "yes "
    sometimes SC custies surprise me in a good way
    Aww poor baby! Here let me dry your tears with these $100 bills.
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    ^lmao! exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by goreantx View Post
    So... men don't want to be hustled, they want us to "take the time to connect with them".

    But... men don't want a "bad" hustle, and won't buy a dance from a girl who's been sitting there and making that connection based on how she asks to dance for them.



    I'm genuinely baffled and frustrated.
    If what you said above is what you are getting out of the comments being made you have every right to be.

    That isn't precisely what many of the men have been saying though.

    All I can do is speak for myself in this regard, and toward that end I will state that it doesn't really matter how long someone stays with me as to whether a connection is established or not.

    In fact, its something that probably take places, most of the time, within the first minute or two. Sometimes even faster than that. That doesn't make me unique though. I think it works that way with most people.

    Now someone like me might chase you away, politely, if that connection isn't felt for any number of reasons. One of which is to let you go off and try to make the connection with someone else. However, what makes you think that some guy who doesn't want to take on the obligation to shoo you away is required to do so? You are supposed to be the professional in this environment. If your antenna is off and you can't tell he's "just not that into you" at that moment why is it his job to tell you that? He's there to relax and get away from those kind of pressures, not assume them.

    Many people are embarrassed to tell someone something they feel has a negative connotation connected to it. They will let you go on and on until you figure it out for yourself. That's just human nature at work, so please don't blame the poor 'custie' for doing what most folks would do in such circumstances.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    She shrugged and sat and talked with me for the next hour or so.
    Wow, she talked to you for free? That must have been incredibly insulting for you, I don't know how you restrained yourself from beating her up and sexually violating her after she did such a terrible thing to you.

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    ^ ?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeUnCool View Post
    I see a hot chick spend probably 45 minutes with a guy, they are laughing, but he doesn't get any dances. the guy obviously has no money. Nothing. zilch. I'm sitting at the bar, she comes up to me and immediately asks if I want her hot pussy rubbing all over me in the vip. I say no. Total time commitment on her part 20 seconds. She walks away. I turn to the girl a couple of seats down and tell her, "that is the worst fuckin hustle I have ever seen."
    wow, that sales pitch is.... disgusting. Makes it sound like you would leave the VIP room covered in slime and stds. ech.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    It happened last Friday... Long story... I go to the SC with my boss and the waitress gets our drinks and offers to bring us some girls. I tell her no. I want to pick for myself. I see this one dancer and she is a very cute young slender Latina wearing a very sexy outfit with fishnet stockings, which really turn me on. I point her out to my waitress and she brings her to the table... We chat for like two minutes and I think I've made the best choice. My boss hasn't spotted a dancer he likes yet. My dancer says she's going to bring him one. I stop her and tell her he wants to pick his own. She says she'll be back later when he's picked one out. She goes to sit with a guy she was sitting with before. I wait... and wait... and wait... My boss is still looking around, but I don't understand why I can't enjoy myself with my chosen dancer while he is still shopping.

    About 45 min later, the waitress brings us two other girls. (My chosen one is sitting with the same guy and he has not bought any dances from her in the 45 minutes.) I'm kind of pissed about the waitress choosing for us, but these girls are not bad, so it turns out to be okay... We get dances from them and buy them drinks and spend a bunch of money on them... We have a very good time... The girl who I had originally picked comes back to the table later (while I'm getting dances) and gets my boss to buy her a dance. He gets pissed off at her because she's one of these dancers who doesn't ask, "Do you want another?", but just keeps on dancing, and then claims to have danced like 20 songs. He realizes that she's on the second song (without asking)... he gets pissed off (he would have bought several dances, but likes to be asked) and he's done with her. Now, finally, she comes to me about 2 hours after we first talked. She's not wearing the fishnet stockings anymore. She asks if I want a dance. I tell her I've spent my limit on the two dancers that were with us and I have to go. She tells me she came back to my table and we already had two other girls... She blames me and tries to lay the guilt trip on me!... I tell her I waited for her for a very long time... Finally, I offer to buy one dance (I might have bought 2 or 3, but didn't want her to expect a lot, because I was already at my limit and was ready to leave). I only asked her for one favor - to put her fishnet stockings back on. She gave me a look and said with some attitude, "You really want me to go and put my fishnet stockings back on?" To this said, "Nah, don't bother, I'll look for you next time I visit." She leaves and says she'll wear the fishnet stockings just for me -- I'm not sure if she is being sarcastic or trying to repair the damage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack0177057 View Post
    It happened last Friday.
    It is a SC it don't mean nothing.

    That is a great hustle where they keep dancing and say you owe them $200. I have never been to a club like that; one pays for the dance in advance. Some places one must leave the stall and get another ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    It is a SC it don't mean nothing.
    Yeah, I know, but I try to be very cool to the dancers, so I hate being accused of mistreating her. Also, I think she was a little distrought because my boss cut her off in the middle of the dance, paid her and left. She asked him, "What, you don't like me?" But, he's been through the non-stop dance hustle before (where 8 dances end up being 12) and is not amused by it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    That is a great hustle where they keep dancing and say you owe them $200. I have never been to a club like that; one pays for the dance in advance. Some places one must leave the stall and get another ticket.
    Yeah, I don't mind most of the "hustle" tactics, but this is one I don't like much. The dancers that sat with us were very cool, though. Each one actually started putting her clothes back on after only one dance, and did not hustle for any more dances. (But, of course, I asked for more.) I think that is why the waitress brought them to us, because they were low-hustle dancers and she was helping them out.

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    ur a nice customer

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