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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...Cyril the stripper hater writing about stripper love, how ironic.
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.
    ...i have ordered you many times to write the next chapter but you chose to disobey.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...i have ordered you many times to write the next chapter but you chose to disobey.
    That is because you are too impotent to enforce your orders.
    Last edited by Cyril; 08-20-2009 at 08:34 PM.

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    ...

    If everyone just ignored him, he would eventually just go away...
    Yet nobody does.
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    we are all perverts in the SC in my opinion. Hes a pervert, you're a pervert, I'm a pervert.

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    It cheers me up every morning to read the posts of people ripping into him wile I slept.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.
    ...Except for the fact that every girl that's read it so far is either laughing till she pukes or puked before she started laughing, I'd say good for you. Like yur sig, your story is a massive neon sign flashing your ignorance to all who see it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril
    Between those two, it is hard to tell which one has been more offensive. I think they are both on the save level.

    You are equally offensive. Now, we have an unholy trinity.
    Shit - you're right - she DOES sound a lot like two of the more sensible, intelligent, witty and charming members on here. And I haven't friended her yet! Thanks for pointing out that oversight, I'll rectify it immediately...

    Cyril, the amazing thing is that every once in a while, somebody tries for some insane reason (I've had this brand of insanity more than once so far) and tries to constructively point out to you where your views come up short and what you might do to gain some respect around here. And you ignore it every time.

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    Lol...yet another thread I decided to read with the idea of contributing.

    But no...no, I think I'm going to stay out of this one, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    That is because you are too impotent to carry out your orders.
    Main Entry: im·po·tent
    Pronunciation: \ˈim-pə-tənt\
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin impotent-, impotens, from in- + potent-, potens potent
    Date: 14th century
    1 a : not potent : lacking in power, strength, or vigor : helpless b : unable to engage in sexual intercourse because of inability to have and maintain an erection; broadly : sterile
    2 obsolete : incapable of self-restraint : ungovernable

    ..... so um, WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.
    I would love to know how you think this, seeming as every girl on this board has said it's stupid.

    I would also like to know what kind drugs you are on. Little chlorpromazine going on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    That is because you are too impotent to carry out your orders.
    And you're too obtuse to deliver a proper putdown.
    It's YOU who are too impotent to carry out the orders that have been given to YOU! *face palm*

    OH! I get it!!! I guess you're just letting us in on your REAL problem. They do make meds for that. Look into it. Maybe that's why he's too scared to be around real live women...hrm....

    I'm done with you, little troll man. Go play in traffic.

    --Almost Jaded - Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.
    Holy Crap!



    For whoever keeps asking, this is why I don't put Cyril on ignore. That shit is hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    You are the one who is trying to derail a love story which has potential to warm the hearts of millions of strippers across the globe. Therefore, it is you who is a stripper hater.
    I just seriously shot orange soda out of my nose and laughed until my ribs were sore. Almost Jaded has been getting on my ass for not posting and reading here as much - now I see why. After a long day when a girl needs a laugh, Cyril is always there to provide one.
    "The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
    ...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."

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    I meant to use "enforce" not "carry out".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BonsoirBella View Post
    And you're too obtuse to deliver a proper putdown.
    It's YOU who are too impotent to carry out the orders that have been given to YOU! *face palm*

    OH! I get it!!! I guess you're just letting us in on your REAL problem. They do make meds for that. Look into it. Maybe that's why he's too scared to be around real live women...hrm....

    I'm done with you, little troll man. Go play in traffic.

    --Almost Jaded - Thank you.
    You are not very wise for fulfilling my fantasy for free. What are you mother Teresa of the stripping world?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissMynxx View Post
    I just seriously shot orange soda out of my nose and laughed until my ribs were sore. Almost Jaded has been getting on my ass for not posting and reading here as much - now I see why. After a long day when a girl needs a laugh, Cyril is always there to provide one.
    Do you not believe in love?

    (AJ, you do not need to answer this question. This question is for MM.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    Holy Crap!



    For whoever keeps asking, this is why I don't put Cyril on ignore. That shit is hilarious!
    It is tragic if you think it is hilarious. It saddens my heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    I would love to know how you think this, seeming as every girl on this board has said it's stupid.

    I would also like to know what kind drugs you are on. Little chlorpromazine going on here?
    Not every girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost Jaded View Post
    It cheers me up every morning to read the posts of people ripping into him wile I slept.



    ...Except for the fact that every girl that's read it so far is either laughing till she pukes or puked before she started laughing, I'd say good for you. Like yur sig, your story is a massive neon sign flashing your ignorance to all who see it.



    Shit - you're right - she DOES sound a lot like two of the more sensible, intelligent, witty and charming members on here. And I haven't friended her yet! Thanks for pointing out that oversight, I'll rectify it immediately...

    Cyril, the amazing thing is that every once in a while, somebody tries for some insane reason (I've had this brand of insanity more than once so far) and tries to constructively point out to you where your views come up short and what you might do to gain some respect around here. And you ignore it every time.
    That was a meaningless post. It does not add any value to our SW community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    Lol...yet another thread I decided to read with the idea of contributing.

    But no...no, I think I'm going to stay out of this one, too.
    I know lots of people want to say positive things about Immaculate Love but they abstain from it due to the fear of the bully gang we have on the stripper web.

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    Folks,

    It is important to note that my mind will need to feel romantic in order to conceive romantic ideas. I hate to say this, all this ado is certainly not helping me feel romantic.

    I suggest, we introduce some love in this thread. That will help me carry on with the task of writing this beautiful romance novel, a love story between a PL and a stripper. The task is difficult as it is and you folks are certainly making it even more difficult.

    Thanks,
    - Cyril

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    Folks,

    It is important to note that my mind will need to feel romantic in order to conceive romantic ideas. I hate to say this, all this ado is certainly not helping me feel romantic.
    ...then blow up your doll and get out the lotion. Good luck.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    I suggest, we introduce some love in this thread. That will help me carry on with the task of writing this beautiful romance novel, a love story between a PL and a stripper. The task is difficult as it is and you folks are certainly making it even more difficult.
    ...ok here is some love. I would love to see this thread closed. Would anyone else love to see this thread closed?
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...then blow up your doll and get out the lotion. Good luck.

    ...
    Dude,

    You have to realize that everyone is not as versed as you are in blow up dolls. So, elaborate a bit. OK?

    Why don't you go back to talking about lasers? Your highest quality posts are either about lasers or girls with HIV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post

    I suggest, we introduce some love in this thread. That will help me carry on with the task of writing this beautiful romance novel, a love story between a PL and a stripper. The task is difficult as it is and you folks are certainly making it even more difficult.

    Thanks,
    - Cyril
    Actually if you want to write, then write, and enjoy writing. There is nothing wrong with enjoying writing for the pleasure of it. But I would love it if you could do so without the megalomania.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    Actually if you want to write, then write, and enjoy writing. There is nothing wrong with enjoying writing for the pleasure of it. But I would love it if you could do so without the megalomania.
    Actually, it is you who is guilty of indulging in self grandiose. I just wanted to write and be left alone. That is why I came to The Lounge hoping that people marred with self grandeur like yourself will leave me alone. But alas! No such luck! I sense some jealousy. What do you say hombre?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    Actually, it is you who is guilty of indulging in self grandiose. I just wanted to write and be left alone. That is why I came to The Lounge hoping that people marred with self grandeur like yourself will leave me alone. But alas! No such luck! I sense some jealousy. What do you say hombre?
    ...i'd say you are delusional and your doll probably needs patching again.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...i'd say you are delusional and your doll probably needs patching again.
    And you are a bit paranoid.

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