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    Smiley Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club...


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    Exclamation Re: Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club...

    "She smells like Fruit Snacks."

    Just a word of advice. Smells like fruit snacks does not mean tastes like fruit snacks. I read that somewhere.

    hehe, one girl I know purposefully makes sure her breasts have a nice coating of body spray for this very reason. She's mean.
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    I read that out loud to my sister with much expression and it gave us many LOLZ.

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    Okay, who found Cyril's diary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    Okay, who found Cyril's diary?
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    ha ha ha i loved it!
    reminds me of my first time as a customer in a strip club on my 18th birthday.

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    This was absolutely fabulous.
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    Many LOLzzz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    "She smells like Fruit Snacks."

    Just a word of advice. Smells like fruit snacks does not mean tastes like fruit snacks. I read that somewhere.
    Heh, I use that bitter apple keep-your-dog-from-chewing-your-furniture-because-it-now-tastes-like-the-residue-from-a-thousand-asses spray from the pet store, then cover that with body spray. Go ahead, lick me, revenge shall be mine!
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    Oh crap. They caught me peeking again!!! ----------v

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    I'm totally printing the article and sending it to my friend in jail who used to be a 17 yr. old at a strip club. Wicked funny (totally fake!) but that's OK. Borat is funny too!
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    Default Re: Inner Monologue of a 17-Year Old at a Strip Club...

    omg! i wanna be a fruit snack scented stripper too!!

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    ahahahahaha!!!!
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