





"She smells like Fruit Snacks."
Just a word of advice. Smells like fruit snacks does not mean tastes like fruit snacks. I read that somewhere.
hehe, one girl I know purposefully makes sure her breasts have a nice coating of body spray for this very reason. She's mean.
-SG
Love & Peace (& Doughnuts)





I read that out loud to my sister with much expression and it gave us many LOLZ.
Okay, who found Cyril's diary?![]()
If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.









ha ha ha i loved it!
reminds me of my first time as a customer in a strip club on my 18th birthday.





This was absolutely fabulous.
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
Many LOLzzz!



Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense:
Refrigerator.



Oh crap. They caught me peeking again!!! ----------v
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-SG
Love & Peace (& Doughnuts)





I'm totally printing the article and sending it to my friend in jail who used to be a 17 yr. old at a strip club. Wicked funny (totally fake!) but that's OK. Borat is funny too!
XoXo Gia
Danielle Fishell (the Dish): "If the Super-Star thing doesn't work out, Gia makes a great stripper name"



omg! i wanna be a fruit snack scented stripper too!!![]()





ahahahahaha!!!!
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
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