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    Default I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    after reading BuxomBeauty's thread I was inspired, if you will.

    WTF IS UP WITH THE LICKING? I can not comprehend the appeal, honestly. Do these customers do this in bed too? Because let me tell you, if a dude randomly licked me during sex, I have to say I'd either laugh or be taken aback.

    So I pose the question to the potential Lickers of the board: What's the deal?!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    ...guys are seeing how many licks it takes to get to the tasty center? Just guessing.
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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    I agree mediocrity! What is up with that haha!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    You gals are just so sweet we can't help it. Like a big naked lollypop.

    Honestly I am not a licker, but I am a kisser, belly's especially.
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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    i am thoroughly grossed out by licking or kissing
    they get a single warning and then the dance/contact is over

    i once was tickled pink by a dancer
    who regaled me with a tale from her
    crazy club where licking was common

    after it occured she would smile at the customer
    and sweetly ask 'did you like that?'
    he'd nod and smile back
    then she'd hit him with 'ya so did that guy'

    i mean seriously think of the GERMS, people!!!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    The few times my tongue has even for a nano-second thought about licking a nice warm dancer place (and it can be awfully tempting), I try and remember that it is very likely that I would be licking on some random guy's previous spit. That thought is disgusting enough to stop my tongue in it's tracks.

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    ^^ glad to hear it!
    now please pass the sentiments along
    to other customers lol

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    Quote Originally Posted by beautifuleve View Post
    ^^ glad to hear it!
    now please pass the sentiments along
    to other customers lol
    RIGHT?!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    I know...totally gross! If a girl lets one guy lick her the rest will have that chance too! The lickers need to put more thought into that! I am shuddering! You are trying to lick a strange stripper, who knows where her bodys been (no offense ladies but it is true)

    And these lickers like in buxoms thread need to know when their nasty habits are not acceptable. Who knows what else dude has licked or had in his mouth! EWWW

    LOL I know it is classless, but if I ever have a licker in my hands ( I avoid these types at all costs, but they do their best to get to you) I start smoking a cig and if he sticks his toungue out I thank him for being a convenient ashtray!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    And yet...

    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=133593

    This thread devolved into this very topic, where it was revealed that one can buy magic wipes that clean off the previous customers spit. Neato.
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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    Some guy bit me last week. I would have settled for licking on that occasion. Ouchie.

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    I had a dancer lick me (no, scratch that, I've had TWO dancers lick me.) Right on the cheek. Both had the same response when I asked them why. "I dunno." Weird.
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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    I agree....what is with it?

    OK NOW.............all you lurkers reading this post who are habitual lickers COME FORTH!!

    I know this post is gonna get 578 views but maybe two pages of responses if we are lucky.

    So once again, come forth and state your case!!

    I really want to know the logic behind it, so can we have a no-flaming policy for those who are brave enough to explain? Mediocrity... Is that ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I really want to know the logic behind it
    This is not me (I'm a victim too, remember) but my guess is there is no logic. As with any proclivity, it's really impossible to say why we like it. Ask a boob man why he likes boobs more than butt. Why do you like anything. You can't say why. You just know you like it. Why do some guys like feet?

    Like most things, we "justify" more than "explain."

    Although if there is some logic, it would be interesting to hear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I agree....what is with it?

    OK NOW.............all you lurkers reading this post who are habitual lickers COME FORTH!!

    I know this post is gonna get 578 views but maybe two pages of responses if we are lucky.

    So once again, come forth and state your case!!

    I really want to know the logic behind it, so can we have a no-flaming policy for those who are brave enough to explain? Mediocrity... Is that ok?
    For sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    after reading BuxomBeauty's thread I was inspired, if you will.

    WTF IS UP WITH THE LICKING? I can not comprehend the appeal, honestly. Do these customers do this in bed too? Because let me tell you, if a dude randomly licked me during sex, I have to say I'd either laugh or be taken aback.

    So I pose the question to the potential Lickers of the board: What's the deal?!

    LoL.... girl, I had a guy lick me on my nose the other night and I actually hauled off and hit him. This is not my normal behavior but I was so disgusted it was the only response I had.

    To any potential lickers out there: This behavior could be hazardous to your health!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guenevere View Post
    I remember when this topic was mentioned some time ago and the act of rubbing in some cum from a pre work sex romp was brought up, lol! If you can't prevent it, feel better about them getting away with it I suppose, lol!

    I can't recall ever being licked...
    Ugh, it's disgusting. I once grabbed a dude by the nose who did it and pinched, hard. I was 19. Seemed like a vulerable spot, he totally caught me off guard.

    There days I prefer just smacking the everloving shit of them.

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    I would like to know what's up with the licking too. I've always wondered. I can't wrap my head around why they don't think about the fact that if one does it, so have others, so they're all licking each other's saliva. I can understand liking boobs or butt or feet or any body part. I can't understand the appeal of licking strangers no matter what, especially in an environment where you can bet you're not the first one.

    No flaming, just explanations, please!

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    Default Re: I'm going out on a limb here, but..

    It might be that these guys that lick are into female worship and domination... Why not order them to lick your boots or shoes, instead... you'll get his tongue off your body and, maybe, your boots or shoes will come out cleaner in the deal.

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    I'd almost rather have the lick than the little kisses along the shoulder/neck Not that I particularly enjoy being licked, mind you, I'm a little neurotic about other people's saliva, but the little kisses just seem... tragic to me. At least the lick I get the random lechery, I can deal with that. Gross, but not sad. The little kisses are just like "I'm so starved for affection I have to pretend we're in a relationship for the duration of a song." Almost feel bad calling them out on it. Not quite, but almost.

    That being said, what will get you a drink in the lap is trying to stick your tongue in my ear. The nasty squish sound, then it's all cold and I never feel like I got it all out, even after 15 q-tips, just.... *shudder* ew. I know you're drunk and clumsy, but really, does that even work on people who actually like you? "Hey baby, I'm gonna get you so hot, I'm gonna tongue your ear canal! Ooo, I love the taste of your earwax! Mmmmm!"

    Don't lick strangers, kids!

    ETA: Forgot to answer the actual question- I think it's a particularly germy way around the "no touching" rule. Plus drinking tends to trigger the "regress" function in some people stronger than others, and you know how toddlers put *everything* in their mouths? Yeah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    This is not me (I'm a victim too, remember) but my guess is there is no logic. As with any proclivity, it's really impossible to say why we like it. Ask a boob man why he likes boobs more than butt. Why do you like anything. You can't say why. You just know you like it. Why do some guys like feet?

    Like most things, we "justify" more than "explain."

    Although if there is some logic, it would be interesting to hear.
    Well, what I really meant by "logic" was this .......

    Quote Originally Posted by BuxomBeauty View Post
    I would like to know what's up with the licking too. I've always wondered. I can't wrap my head around why they don't think about the fact that if one does it, so have others, so they're all licking each other's saliva. I can understand liking boobs or butt or feet or any body part. I can't understand the appeal of licking strangers no matter what, especially in an environment where you can bet you're not the first one
    I am curious too as to if those sort of things even go through their heads. Not to mention the fact that we may have been down on the floor of the stage at one point, sat in chairs with nothing but a t-bar on (yes I've had people try to lick my butt)

    And please no one take this the wrond way or make a racial debate out of this, because I DO NOT mean it in an offensive way....but

    I noticed that most of the habitual lickers have been Mexican or Hispanic men....has it been this way for anyone else?

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    ^ It's probably that fine line between fantasy and reality. Custies go there to buy into some level of fantasy, obviously. For some, part of that is exclusivity. Thinking about the ten other guys who have been with you that night doesn't fit in to that particular fantasy. Of course, some may not really even care if they did know every other guy did the same thing.

    Although, if they think they're sneaking it in past your defenses, maybe they think they're on virgin territory?
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    Ooh, MissAletha, I hate those little kisses, too! I tend to move away when guys turn their faces towards my neck. No thank you. You can't touch me, so licking and kissing are out, too.

    CherryBomb, I haven't noticed a demographic trend, besides just having more irritating incidents with guys who are from southern India, Mexico (and don't speak great English), and guys from FL and TX, all of whom have tried licking, among other BS that isn't allowed. I don't understand why they think they should get to break the rules.

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    Oh, and the hygeine thing definitely bugs me. I've told guys "If I let everyone do that, it would be like you making out with a bunch of guys." etc. Most still seem to want to lick.

    Is it a dirtiness taboo thing?

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    Good luck getting an answer. Just as none of the female members of this site give extras, none of the male members are lecherous lickers. We are each the best of our type. (;

    Seriously, though, I don't lick or like to be licked, so I can't help.

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