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    Default Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    Wait, I've been reading in the forums about how you guys spray your boobs with body sprays or anti-dog stuff or whatever and it makes them TASTE really bad to customers who try to lick?

    Okay, but, does it ever SERIOUSLY disturb them or do they make freak out or beeline for the door? How many of you girls do this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilymiaomiao View Post
    Wait, I've been reading in the forums about how you guys spray your boobs with body sprays or anti-dog stuff or whatever and it makes them TASTE really bad to customers who try to lick?

    Okay, but, does it ever SERIOUSLY disturb them or do they make freak out or beeline for the door? How many of you girls do this?
    I tried hand sanitizer once but it didn't do anything. I've heard about using the bitter apple spray but not sure how good that would be for your skin or if it would burn....?

    I just started the verbal repellant......

    If a "bass mouth" custie got my nipple or I got licked I would tell them how my husband came all over my chest earlier that day and I didn't have time to wash it off before work. Gross, I know....and it wasn't true of course but it was so worth the look on their face....

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    i sprayed perfume or hair spray on mine and it worked. If a guy somehow got close enough for a lick, they normally stopped after tasting it and my verbal warning. Not enough for them to make a beeline for the door, but for them to back off.
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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

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    I would tell them how my husband came all over my chest earlier that day and I didn't have time to wash it off before work..
    another dancer told me that. i use this ALL the time.

    someone else told me to put deodorant on them, but i mostly forget to do that, though when i do remember...they never try to lick me...

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    I use peppermint foot spray. It tastes like shit I'm sure, plus the peppermint oil makes my nips stay hard. I haven't had problems so much with them trying to suckle me lately but at my old club all the custies thought they could. The spray stopped them once they got a little taste of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surprise View Post
    another dancer told me that. i use this ALL the time....
    Sweet! I actually learned it on SW

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    I've used a similar product to Bitter Apple for my ferret and I wouldn't recommend it. It kind of gets everywhere, at some point it gets on your fingers which at some point go somewhere near your mouth... then your mouth tastes like earwax for several hours.

    The peppermint oil is a good idea, though I haven't had to deal with lickers much (attempts, no hits lol) so I haven't bothered with anything.
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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    I use the bitter apple spray on weekends (a higher likelihood of bassmouth), and a heavy dose of body spray otherwise. Since I'm horrified by the idea of other people's saliva, I've gotten reeeeally good at stripper-fu and verbal reprimands. My husband thinks it's funny that I'm helpless if he's tickling me, but if he goes for a grope, he can't land a hit to save his life anymore.
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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    Why don't you move your nipple really fast towards another direction when the customer's mouth starts to open? That is what I do haha.
    But also, I tell the custie "oh baby you don't want to do that, I put perfume all over my body and it wouldn't taste so good".

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    the thought of this makes me laugh because i remember we used to spray the legs of our furniture to prevent our dogs from chewing on it. go figure the same kind of conditioning is sometimes required to prevent men from licking our nipples.

    i dont use the spray, but i have other ways of preventing men from lickng me:

    i have nipple rings... i like and tell them that they are freshly pierced. i have yet to deal with a customer disrespectrul enough to keep trying to lick my 'freshly pierced' nipples.

    as far as the rest of the body, i tell them that im germophobic. then i remind them that if i let htem lick me, then everyone else would have licked me so they wouldnt want to. They dont seem bothred by the fact that i am germophobic... usually this works.
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    I just tell them not to. I explain to them that in my line of work I have to be very carefull with my hygeine/sexual health, and I'm not about to let anyone lick me. Generally the thought of a clean, disease free stripper makes most men happy to comply.




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    i try to verbally and physically deter them first (oh baby, i don't like that at work, i save it for at home). However, I did rub deodorant over my nips when i worked in topless bars.... When it seemed that bassmouth was really rampant, i did in fact use bitter apple puppy spray on the nips. it only burns if you have any kind of rash or sunburn.

    any possible burn from the spray, however, is COMPLETELY worth the "OMG ICK WTF" look they get. you do have to reapply it regularly - i'd say once an hour. and it also works best if you wear an apple scented body spray.

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    your best defense is a good offense, however.... the first time they go for a lick, head them off, and tell them you don't want everyone sucking on your tits.... if one person does it, you'd have to let them all do it, and who wants to basically trade spit with another guy....

    no matter what, though, i still put deodorant on my nips, even though i work in a bar where you give dances with your top on. just a good habit to have.

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    This is funny, I was actually talking about this today. Our housemom keeps this un-scented stuff in the DR made to keep dogs and puppies from chewing. It's made with rosemary and peppermint, so it does help keep the nips hard. I don't know what else is in it, but OH MY GOD is it disgusting!

    I've worn it with no body spray, and had people sniff at me and no one can smell it. I got one guy that managed to get around my stripper-fu, and dear lord is Callista right. That "OMGWTFICKICKICKICK ICK!!!" look is fucking HYSTERICAL. I always just cross my arms, raise an eyebrow at them and smirk. They usually get a smart-ass remark too. "See, now I told you not to do that. Did we learn something today? Did we learn to listen to the pretty strippers when they give you a warning? Uh-huh." And then go back to the dance. They're so humiliated. It's worth it.
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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    Men are gross and no matter what I have on my boobs, they will just keep trying to lick me anyway.

    Men have seen me slide around topless on that stage, put my boobs on the same pole someone just had their ass on, I have been sweaty, a little funky, and covered in perfume, and guys have still tried to lick me anyway.

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    Screw making them taste nasty. I put on a small amount of tabasco, wasabi or other thin consistency fiery hot sauces on my nips...why make em taste nasty when you can set their mouths on fire? No more licking, works every time, heh heh. If nothing else, they'll always think twice before trying it in the future. LOL.

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    In VIP, I just amuse myself by moving my nipple in huge circles around where their mouth is, that fish mouth thing cracks me up. It cracks me up even more when they ask "what are you laughing at" and then go right back to fish mouth. I am curious to try the bitter spray though. I've started to go more and more towards air dances, especially on the floor.
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    Puppy spray totally works.

    So does tea tree oil. It's super smooth and moisturizing (you have to use it non-concentrated!!), but you do smell a little like a hippie. Bonus is the nice tingly feeling that lasts. :-P

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    Default Re: Spraying your boobs so they taste bad?

    I just used the backhand repellent.

    and if they tried to lick or grab my ass, i utilized some very creative spin kick repellent.

    (warning: dont use these if you work in a classier club where guys are more prone to sue.)

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