Why we lose people in threes:
Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven.
After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her
that for her long suffering she can have one wish granted.
Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would
be safe!
Back on earth at that instant, Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what
one wish he'd like granted.
Mindful of his rotten past, Michael said he needed a really good speaker
to go before God and make a pitch for him.
Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...



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