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    I dunno if I am starting this thread in the right spot but...I need some advice.

    I haven't been to work in like 2 and a half weeks because IT IS NOT WORTH THE GAS! The place is beyone slow, even the customers wonder how they are staying in business.

    I went to go check out a place a little bit North of here but decided it was too far.

    So I finally decided I was going to audition at this local club that isn't too far from my house.

    I wanted to go for a few nights but have been feeling really nervous, but today I finally got my shit together and went over there. Only to find that they are closed (under renovation) until Friday!!!! It said next Friday on the door but I don't know if it's this friday or next.

    Anyhoo, here's the deal. Although I could get hired at a "nice" club, I don't want to waste my time until I lose the last 15 lbs or so because I want to stand out.

    The other "dive" clubs down here are really horrible. Unless you guys have worked in them you can't really understand HOW bad they are, I mean extras in the open dance areas and rampant drug use.

    Now, I can easily get to my goal weight in less than a month now that I've been the Gym Nazi and strict in my diet again. The problem is I need somewhere to work in the mean time.

    My options are:
    a. Go back to the club I left (that was so extremely slow they pay the girls shift pay and hung up curtains to mask how big the club is so it wouldn't look so empty). FYI I can't get shift pay because you have to be on the floor before the start of shift which isn't possible with my sched.

    b. Suck it up and go to the nasty pimp and ho club where I would be either the only or one of maybe 3 girls who don't do extras and try to not have a break down?
    XoXo Gia
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    Ummmm, why don't you just go back to where you were for another week or so until the club you visited today re-opens?

    Don't go to the 'pimps & hoes' clubs....IMO it's not worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ohiogirl26 View Post
    Ummmm, why don't you just go back to where you were for another week or so until the club you visited today re-opens?

    Don't go to the 'pimps & hoes' clubs....IMO it's not worth it.
    agreed!

    OR

    go ahead and go for the nice club and lose the weight while you work there.

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    I think I'll go back to my old club. Losing the weight while I'm there isn't the same as being this smoking hot noob! Thanks though girls.
    XoXo Gia
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    Come visit me!
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    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    I'm in So Fla and I know a handful of clubs pretty well.. if you have any questions about good and not good clubs PM me.

    Speaking of dirty South Florida clubs, um, yeah its just gross. I finnaly saw goldfinder and bottoms up when I was driving back from FIU South Campus. Those clubs were on Calle ocho and looked like shanty town brothels! yucko. no offense to anyone who works there

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    Just go for the upscale club!
    Might as well make good money and get a good body at the same time!

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