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    Default Damn bloating!!!

    So, I should be really exited. Today, for the first time evar, I being professionally photographed doing pole poses and stunts. I've prepped all week. I've worked out in some way, everyday and have been working hard on my flexibility. I've been eating clean all week. The only cheat things I've had all week are: 5 tortilla chips w/ hummus, a handful of M&M's and a glass of red wine. Everything else has been raw, organic or just low cal/high protein. I've cut about 3 lbs in the last 2 weeks. (off of a 110 frame).

    I did this because my pill cycle ended last Wed.and I knew my body would change somewhat around that time. Things were cool for a couple of days. And I didn't start to bloat until....yesterday And I woke up with horrible cramps today

    I should be used to this: whenever there is an event where I need to look fabulous, something happens to my body or face to, well, make me far less than fabulous.

    So, I will go and pop my first water pill as soon as I finish this message.

    Wish me luck
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    Default Re: Damn bloating!!!

    I was gonna suggest a water pill, but you beat me to it.

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    Default Re: Damn bloating!!!

    LOVE birth control because it gives me boobies, regulates my period, and well, the obvious....sexual freedom with my hubby

    BUT I HATE the bloating. I am bloated right now, on my 3rd week of pills. I have been eating clean too for an event I am doing next weekend. I have also been drinking alot of water and keeping down my salt....STILL fucking bloated.

    I like water pills but I have to be careful taking them, it's easy to dehydrate here in the Arizona summer. I also hate how I retain water twice as bad once I am off of them.

    Good luck! and suck in!!!

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    Well , I did it! Even though my shoot was pushed up AGAIN for an hour and not one but two instructors decided to go before me, which makes me feel great since they can pose in a millions pretzel type positions forever and I can do maybe seven (can't count spinning while dong stills).

    But I did get compliments (and 2 backhanded ones) on my gold lame bikini and , yeah, the photographer did ask me to 'suck it in' a couple of times.

    But it's done and I should get results in a couple of weeks or so. Got 4 more lessons, so I'll learn what I can.

    I'm tired. Good nite.
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    Default Re: Damn bloating!!!

    if any of the bloating is due to gas, take something with semethicone (sp?) in it. That is the active ingredient in gas-x... there are also tums with semethicone and a few others. It works like a charm.
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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