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    Inspired by most embarrassing moment....

    Jaguars in Fort Worth got bought out by VCG (Diamond Cabaret), and hired all new management. Well, it was a Friday night, packed, and a bunch of clueless managers running around like chickens with their heads cut off

    I swear to God, I've never seen a club in such chaos! There was a drunk girl sleeping in a pool of her own vomit on the dressing room floor, every other girl was missing stage (literally!) There was a girl rocking back and forth hugging her knees talking to herself like a mental patient (a bad trip on something) There were dancers doing keg stands out on the main floor (its a BYOB club). Some Charles Manson look alike customer brought in his 50 something year old half naked school girl outfit wearing wife, who was giving him dances.... There were girls just fucked up out of their minds on every known illegal substance, girls I've never seen offering me bumps of coke and it was some girl's birthday that night, so house mom brought a cake. Well, a food fight broke out (not a nice one either) so everybody was covered with birthday cake and icing. I ducked out early and got the F outta thurr!!!

    The managers were all new and had NO CONTROL over ANYTHING!
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    I saw a day shift girl get so drunk she forgot her locker combination..... and which locker was hers because the house mom ended up breaking open the WRONG locker for her! She took out another girl's dancer bag, and got completely dressed in some other girl's clothes. She almost walked out the front door, and that girl was like, "Hey! That drunk bitch is wearing my outfit I wore in here!" LOL

    That was at Babydolls in Dallas...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuclear Martini View Post
    What a hectic night! What kind of club do you work at?

    I dont know if I could top that
    Dude, it was one of those clubs with all 18 year old girls. It was an amateur club for sure. I was sober watching the whole thing go do down from a distance. I literally got dressed and snuck out the back door before I got sucked into that tornado.

    OMG!!!! I just remembered something else that happened that night! That girl that started the cake fight was so drunk, right before that she was giving a lap dance and puked in the guy's lap!!!! I'm not making it up!
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    No, I worked there a total of 3 nights.
    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
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