Don't know if there's a thread on this already, but my boyfriend just sent me this link. I read it and seriously had a wicked good laugh. Thought I'd share...
http://www.strippersecret.com/
Don't know if there's a thread on this already, but my boyfriend just sent me this link. I read it and seriously had a wicked good laugh. Thought I'd share...
http://www.strippersecret.com/
Yeah this guy was selling this on ebay years ago
I like this one :
Learn the secret of the "After Club Hangout" so you can work your way into a Stripper's private life outside of the club.
Erm Stalker much !!!!
"But because this method is so effective, the strip club owners (and the dancers themselves) have made every effort possible to keep this information from you (and for good reason, the more people that find out about this.. the less money these clubs rake in night after night).
Because this information is now available to the public, I am what can only be considered a MARKED MAN."
All right, ladies, 'fess up: who put the hit out on this guy?
lmfao!!!!





I admit it, it was me. I just can't handle it when a guy gives out such EXPLOSIVE industry secrets! I had to do it! I mean not just for me, for strippers everywhere!
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Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be





The cutest part is that this:
WARNING:
I Make No Guarantees This Information
Will Be Available After Monday, August 24, 2009
changes everyday. Tomorrow the date will be tues. LoL.
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be


I'd love to know what crap that guy is spouting in his book, I'm half tempted to buy it to find out. I bet it would be the funniest thing I'd have read all year :-)




^lmao at Sweatpants Boner Man;p
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Pic...teps&id=435197
http://www.adventures-of-a-pua.com/h...up-a-stripper/
Spike TV showed something similar to this. Most of it made me sick.




lol You have to be kidding me.. I know the world is full of morons but wow this takes the cake for me.. This just wants me to make a book or something to show the signs and how to play this to your needs.





This shit is funny as hell![]()
xoxo



AHHHHH! I FOUND IT!!!!!
I have been LOOKING and LOOKING for this fucking thing - and I was NOT about to pay for this bullshit. I got it. Found a website you can download it from that actually works.This is some of the FUNNIEST SHIT I've ever seen.
And some of the most disturbing...
You will need something like 7-zip or WinRar to open it, it's a zip archive. Also, it's in .pdf format, so make sure you have adobe reader. I didn't get any viruses or spyware from downloading this link. No worries, girls!
http://rs102.rapidshare.com/files/72...aseSecrets.rar
EDIT: Having read some of this, I think plenty of our dearest male contributors and those on the blue side have DEFINITELY read this...
"The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."




Reminds me of a link I found last night while I was youtube surfing on my cell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0TYkQkPklU![]()
Yes, I'm real.




"I can't believe it. I went to a strip club last night and tried out your stuff. I ended up pulling a girl right from the club and having sex all night. It was awesome! You da man, bro!"
'nuff said.
Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.




I like the statement about how this book can get you to bang more strippers than Charlie Sheen. I dl'ed it, it's actually quite amusing....
Proof of how some guys can be so damn dumb! It's a good thing to read this though, cuz then you make it really obvious when you try to mess with our income.



I would bet some male members / former members of this community have read that book.
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Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be
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