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    Don't know if there's a thread on this already, but my boyfriend just sent me this link. I read it and seriously had a wicked good laugh. Thought I'd share...

    http://www.strippersecret.com/

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    Yeah this guy was selling this on ebay years ago

    I like this one :


    Learn the secret of the "After Club Hangout" so you can work your way into a Stripper's private life outside of the club.

    Erm Stalker much !!!!

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    "But because this method is so effective, the strip club owners (and the dancers themselves) have made every effort possible to keep this information from you (and for good reason, the more people that find out about this.. the less money these clubs rake in night after night).

    Because this information is now available to the public, I am what can only be considered a MARKED MAN."

    All right, ladies, 'fess up: who put the hit out on this guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firemaiden04 View Post
    "but because this method is so effective, the strip club owners (and the dancers themselves) have made every effort possible to keep this information from you (and for good reason, the more people that find out about this.. The less money these clubs rake in night after night).

    Because this information is now available to the public, i am what can only be considered a marked man."

    all right, ladies, 'fess up: Who put the hit out on this guy?
    rofl;d

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    lmfao!!!!

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    I admit it, it was me. I just can't handle it when a guy gives out such EXPLOSIVE industry secrets! I had to do it! I mean not just for me, for strippers everywhere!

    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    I admit it, it was me. I just can't handle it when a guy gives out such EXPLOSIVE industry secrets! I had to do it! I mean not just for me, for strippers everywhere!

    I just laughed so hard at this

    If nothing else their stupid e-book gives us all a good giggle !

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    The cutest part is that this:

    WARNING:
    I Make No Guarantees This Information
    Will Be Available After Monday, August 24, 2009

    changes everyday. Tomorrow the date will be tues. LoL.
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
    Blessed Be

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    I'd love to know what crap that guy is spouting in his book, I'm half tempted to buy it to find out. I bet it would be the funniest thing I'd have read all year :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faye449 View Post
    I'd love to know what crap that guy is spouting in his book, I'm half tempted to buy it to find out. I bet it would be the funniest thing I'd have read all year :-)
    My boyfriend said he's going to try and find a torrent for it and download it, then send it to me. I'll definitely share if he does.

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    Lmao. Omg. This is hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    ^lmao at Sweatpants Boner Man;p

    http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Pic...teps&id=435197
    http://www.adventures-of-a-pua.com/h...up-a-stripper/

    Spike TV showed something similar to this. Most of it made me sick.

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    lol You have to be kidding me.. I know the world is full of morons but wow this takes the cake for me.. This just wants me to make a book or something to show the signs and how to play this to your needs.

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    This shit is funny as hell
    xoxo

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    AHHHHH! I FOUND IT!!!!!

    I have been LOOKING and LOOKING for this fucking thing - and I was NOT about to pay for this bullshit. I got it. Found a website you can download it from that actually works. This is some of the FUNNIEST SHIT I've ever seen.

    And some of the most disturbing...

    You will need something like 7-zip or WinRar to open it, it's a zip archive. Also, it's in .pdf format, so make sure you have adobe reader. I didn't get any viruses or spyware from downloading this link. No worries, girls!

    http://rs102.rapidshare.com/files/72...aseSecrets.rar

    EDIT: Having read some of this, I think plenty of our dearest male contributors and those on the blue side have DEFINITELY read this...
    "The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
    ...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."

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    Reminds me of a link I found last night while I was youtube surfing on my cell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0TYkQkPklU
    Yes, I'm real.

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    "I can't believe it. I went to a strip club last night and tried out your stuff. I ended up pulling a girl right from the club and having sex all night. It was awesome! You da man, bro!"


    'nuff said.
    Goodbye Seattle Lusty Lady, where every Miss is a Hit, and every Hit is Missed. 1985-2010.

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    I like the statement about how this book can get you to bang more strippers than Charlie Sheen. I dl'ed it, it's actually quite amusing....

    Proof of how some guys can be so damn dumb! It's a good thing to read this though, cuz then you make it really obvious when you try to mess with our income.

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    I would bet some male members / former members of this community have read that book.

    Quality, low-priced stripper clothes and stripper shoes

    15% discount using code: STRIPPERWEB at checkout! FREE SHIPPING

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuxomBeauty View Post
    I would bet some male members / former members of this community have read that book.
    I've been thinking exactly the same thing.
    "The mood is important. You can't get a lady with force.
    ...sweet things alone are not enough. Seduce me with more fire."

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    AND FOR A LIMITED TIME I'M ALSO GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO HYPNOTIZE ANY LIVING THING.

    *falls on floor*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surprise View Post
    AND FOR A LIMITED TIME I'M ALSO GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO HYPNOTIZE ANY LIVING THING.

    *falls on floor*
    But YOUR guy didn't use the book, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    ^lmao at Sweatpants Boner Man;p
    Thanks. I find it to be my best strip club halloween costume ever.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surprise View Post
    AND FOR A LIMITED TIME I'M ALSO GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO HYPNOTIZE ANY LIVING THING.

    *falls on floor*
    LoL!!! I love this!
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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