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    Default I never get dances after going on stage.

    Okay. Here's the deal:
    I'm at this new club.... and though I like to think I put on a pretty decent stage show. but every time I go on stage... there's like a fifteen minute lapse where I can't get a dance to save my life!
    ...What the hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    If a guy tips you on stage, try to make your sale as soon as you get off stage. As soon as I get off stage, I walk over to them before getting dressed and say in a sexy voice while pointing to my outfit, "you are not really going to make me get dressed, are you?" If the guy tipped me on stage, it almost always sells at least one dance... and often i am able to upsell to the VIP dances on my way to the LD area. I do all of this before even sitting down and talking to them.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    See. I used to do that and it used to work... but now I'm at a club where the stage entrance is through the dressing room... so it seems customary to go through there and redress before getting back out on the floor.
    It's killing my hustle. T_T
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    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    yea that would be rough. We are supposed to dress as soon as we get off stage, but I cover my boobs up with my arm when i prance through the club undressed, and i make the sale quickly enough and it often enough turns into a VIP sale (which the club gets a cut of) so they dont say anything to me.

    Is it customary or mandatory to redress? If its not mandatory, when a guy tips you chat him up a bit and promise him you will get him as soon as you get off stage. Then when you do, walk quickly through the dressing room and to his table and try to make your sale . In my experience, dance sales after a stage show are best done immediately after when you are fresh in the mind, and undressed so they want to keep you undressed.

    You also could try making the sale on stage. Plant the idea in their heads that as soon as you get off stage, you will dance for them.

    If you absolutely must get dressed, when they comment on your show say something like "thanks! you should see what I can do up close" or "im already all warmed up for you, lets go!" or something to that effect. Even if there is a lapse between your stage show and when you can interact with the customer, if you attempt the sale fast paced you might be able to still make it work.

    And if he says no but still looks like he has spending potential, then join him for a drink to cool down and work on the slower hustle.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Hmm. I'll have to just start asking from the stage.
    It's a long walk from stage through dressing room back out onto the floor.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Why don't you ask them while you're onstage?

    If there's one guy who came up to the stage when I went on, or was tipping me well, I always introduce myself after my song as I'm collecting my $ and ask them if they'd like a private dance. That's usually the only time it works for me.

    Of course maybe your stage show is too good... and they've already gotten their fix from watching it

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    ^^^
    Hahahahahaah. Yes. I'm sure that's it.


    I never ask for dances from the stage because that just doesn't have a history of getting me many dances. /shrug.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^^^
    Hahahahahaah. Yes. I'm sure that's it.


    I never ask for dances from the stage because that just doesn't have a history of getting me many dances. /shrug.
    Same here.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    I worked in a club with a similar layout. What some girls did, and myself if I had a sale secured, is to jump off the stage from the front, and not take the back exit at all. Is that physically possible? I wouldn't do it if its against rules or dangerous though. You might just have to learn the slower hustle.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by audrey_k View Post
    Why don't you ask them while you're onstage?

    If there's one guy who came up to the stage when I went on, or was tipping me well, I always introduce myself after my song as I'm collecting my $ and ask them if they'd like a private dance. That's usually the only time it works for me.

    Of course maybe your stage show is too good... and they've already gotten their fix from watching it
    yeah, i do the same thing, as they're tipping me, i say, how about when i'm through up here i get naked for you privately...

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    ^^^
    Hahahahahaah. Yes. I'm sure that's it.


    I never ask for dances from the stage because that just doesn't have a history of getting me many dances. /shrug.
    I don't usually get a lot of dances after stage shows either, it's pretty random if I do or not. I think sometimes guys enjoy sitting at the stage and just watching and are in the mood for that, or maybe they just saw you naked and so don't quite feel like they want to spend more $ on private dances... I dunno. But I don't see tons of girls getting dances from stage sets.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    If you wanna focus on this, try giving a really special tip show and get your pre-dance flirting out of the way while he is tipping you. Steer everything you say towards telling him that you guys are going to dance ASAP. When you get off your last stage, run over to him while you are still naked. Act like you've missed him sooooo much, and just launch right into the dance that song.
    Yes, I'm real.

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    Default Re: I never get dances after going on stage.

    Quote Originally Posted by goreantx View Post
    If you wanna focus on this, try giving a really special tip show and get your pre-dance flirting out of the way while he is tipping you. Steer everything you say towards telling him that you guys are going to dance ASAP. When you get off your last stage, run over to him while you are still naked. Act like you've missed him sooooo much, and just launch right into the dance that song.
    Get a definate yes first, though. I've used this strategy and once got ripped off because the guy bought my act so convincingly he thought I was giving him a freebie, refused to man up. I had him thrown out, but that kind of shit can ruin a night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiStrawberry Splenda View Post
    Get a definate yes first, though. I've used this strategy and once got ripped off because the guy bought my act so convincingly he thought I was giving him a freebie, refused to man up. I had him thrown out, but that kind of shit can ruin a night.
    Yes. ALWAYS at least say "You're ready for me to get naked now aren't you?" and get some affirmative response before you launch into your dance. I've had the "oh I thought you just really liked me" guys and they piss me the F off.
    Yes, I'm real.

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