Custom-Hey Mister
always made the guys laugh and some older men blush.
Entertaining for both sides.
Also- Lords Of Acid-Show Me Your Pussy, back to 20 Fingers-You Gotta Lick it
If I find more I used to use, I'll be back lol.




Custom-Hey Mister
always made the guys laugh and some older men blush.
Entertaining for both sides.
Also- Lords Of Acid-Show Me Your Pussy, back to 20 Fingers-You Gotta Lick it
If I find more I used to use, I'll be back lol.
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ooo one more I remembered - Because I got High, I knew a girl that would dance to this frequently lol just for the hell of it
I used to do this when I was feeling silly. Sometimes the DJ would announce my name as Smurfette, even.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmws1x2XnY





DJs Girl - Katalina
The Intro and the Outro - Bonzo dog doo dah band
Scotty doesn't know (euro version) - Lustra
Drink and Fight - The Mad Caddies
Stayin Alive - N Trance
Deadmans's party - Oingo Boingo
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I've danced to these ones:
Machine Gun Fellatio - Pussy Town
Grand Popo Football Club - Men are not Nice Guys (great when you're having a bad shift)
The Wurzels - Combine Harvester (just once as a bet w a custie)
Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance
I've had a guy promise to get a LD with me if its to The Gap Band - Oops Upside Your Head with all the actions, I agreed but he hasn't had his dance yet
I've seen other girls dance to:
AC/DC - Big Balls
Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
Michael Jackson - Thriller (also a custie dance on stage to this once)
The Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch
Originally Posted by dtxgirl
Would LOVE to do this!


might have already been said but little girls by oingo boingo
I play it every couple of weeks and at least half the customers (who are actually listening to the music) start cracking up
also ballad of chasey lain by the bloodhound gang (though that one might cause trouble)





I want to dance to THIS song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE
Also:
I'm on a boat
Chocolate Rain (might be going overboard, but hey I'm a smartass when I'm bored or not making money)
Never smoke weed with Willy again... I had a regular that LOVED country so we all got to dance to country when he came in and it was dead, kinda fun actually.
I've heard dick in a box, but what a bout Fuckin each other's mothers by JT?
I used to dance to this very sexy song in spanish by Tiger Army... the DJ called it the taco song lol.
I worked at a club with a jukebox once, and the last few songs of the night we would not go on stage, but the girl who was supposed to go on stage still had to put her money in. So whenever that was me I would play something ridiculous like Chuck Berry or Saturday Night Fever.
The rednecks loved me!![]()





OOh what's the name of the Bloodhound Gang song that's like... 'the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'. is that Bad Touch..? Which song is bad touch...?
A few more I've done:
Violent Femmes Blister in the sun
Flaming Lips Magazines
Mambo no 5
Material Girl Madonna (damn right)





The Ultimate silly song:
What is Love (by Haddaway)!
This always gets a crowd happy! I totally do the head bob like in night at the roxbury and the SNL sketch. And when customers come to tip me i partyboy them just like in the sketch!
found the original sketch : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3...eature=related
i forgot how fricken hilarious it is!![]()
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





How has no one mentioned Electric Six yet?
Gay Bar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
She Don't Need No Vibrator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V62b3W6MuxE
This band is hysterical....all they make is crack-music, but it's catchy stuff.
Then by The Lonely Island
Like a Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Has anyone mentioned Short Dick Man? hehehe
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