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    Custom-Hey Mister

    always made the guys laugh and some older men blush.

    Entertaining for both sides.

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    Default Re: Retarded Funny Songs to Play

    ooo one more I remembered - Because I got High, I knew a girl that would dance to this frequently lol just for the hell of it





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    Default Re: Retarded Funny Songs to Play

    I used to do this when I was feeling silly. Sometimes the DJ would announce my name as Smurfette, even.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmws1x2XnY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qadesh View Post
    I used to do this when I was feeling silly. Sometimes the DJ would announce my name as Smurfette, even.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLmws1x2XnY
    Ugh. That's terrible. Reminds me of my high school candy raver days.
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    DJs Girl - Katalina

    The Intro and the Outro - Bonzo dog doo dah band

    Scotty doesn't know (euro version) - Lustra

    Drink and Fight - The Mad Caddies

    Stayin Alive - N Trance

    Deadmans's party - Oingo Boingo


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    Default Re: Retarded Funny Songs to Play

    I've danced to these ones:

    Machine Gun Fellatio - Pussy Town
    Grand Popo Football Club - Men are not Nice Guys (great when you're having a bad shift)
    The Wurzels - Combine Harvester (just once as a bet w a custie)
    Men Without Hats - The Safety Dance

    I've had a guy promise to get a LD with me if its to The Gap Band - Oops Upside Your Head with all the actions, I agreed but he hasn't had his dance yet

    I've seen other girls dance to:

    AC/DC - Big Balls
    Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently
    Michael Jackson - Thriller (also a custie dance on stage to this once )
    The Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

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    I've done a stage set to Dick in a box and Jizz in my pants.

    I thought the managers were going to die laughing.
    Would LOVE to do this!

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    might have already been said but little girls by oingo boingo

    I play it every couple of weeks and at least half the customers (who are actually listening to the music) start cracking up

    also ballad of chasey lain by the bloodhound gang (though that one might cause trouble)

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    I want to dance to THIS song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE

    Also:

    I'm on a boat
    Chocolate Rain (might be going overboard, but hey I'm a smartass when I'm bored or not making money)
    Never smoke weed with Willy again... I had a regular that LOVED country so we all got to dance to country when he came in and it was dead, kinda fun actually.
    I've heard dick in a box, but what a bout Fuckin each other's mothers by JT?

    I used to dance to this very sexy song in spanish by Tiger Army... the DJ called it the taco song lol.


    I worked at a club with a jukebox once, and the last few songs of the night we would not go on stage, but the girl who was supposed to go on stage still had to put her money in. So whenever that was me I would play something ridiculous like Chuck Berry or Saturday Night Fever.

    The rednecks loved me!

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    OOh what's the name of the Bloodhound Gang song that's like... 'the lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'. is that Bad Touch..? Which song is bad touch...?

    A few more I've done:
    Violent Femmes Blister in the sun
    Flaming Lips Magazines
    Mambo no 5
    Material Girl Madonna (damn right)

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    The Ultimate silly song:

    What is Love (by Haddaway)!

    This always gets a crowd happy! I totally do the head bob like in night at the roxbury and the SNL sketch. And when customers come to tip me i partyboy them just like in the sketch!

    found the original sketch : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3...eature=related

    i forgot how fricken hilarious it is!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Retarded Funny Songs to Play

    How has no one mentioned Electric Six yet?

    Gay Bar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

    She Don't Need No Vibrator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V62b3W6MuxE

    This band is hysterical....all they make is crack-music, but it's catchy stuff.

    Then by The Lonely Island

    Like a Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4everresolutions View Post
    How has no one mentioned Electric Six yet?

    Gay Bar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

    She Don't Need No Vibrator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V62b3W6MuxE

    This band is hysterical....all they make is crack-music, but it's catchy stuff.

    Then by The Lonely Island

    Like a Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
    oh man i love the gay bar video with the abe lincolns. so weirdly hilarious!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Has anyone mentioned Short Dick Man? hehehe
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