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    Last night was sooooo horrible. Here are the highlights from the possessed monsters who decided to walk into my club and act like assholes. I think some of them were on cocaine:

    Me: (Dancing around on the pole stage in VIP)
    Supreme Asshole: (walking around VIP, looks at me)
    Me: (Smile, wave, wag butt, come hither flirtiness)
    Supreme Asshole: (who, me?)
    Me: (uhuh, tip me!)
    Supreme Asshole: (walk over, pull out 5 dollar bill, fold it into a bow) "So, how's your night been?"
    Me: (hey, a nice guy, finally!) "Do you want the real answer or the proper answer?"
    Supreme Asshole: "How much have you made so far?"
    Me: "$30" (pout)
    Supreme Asshole: (gives me bow) Well, I'm over there (points at party room) and the people I'm with suck.
    Me: I don't suck.
    Supreme Asshole: I want you to come party with me when you get off stage. You have to come straight to me though, not my friends, ok?
    Me: (WOohoOoo, VIP, yess! score!) "Ok! I'll be back up!"

    On my way to the next stage, I tell the VIP manager the guy that tipped me asked me to come back. After my stages, I go back upstairs, go to the party room, see my guy is sitting there without anyone on his lap, and snuggle up. The rest of the room is cluttered with guys and the usual VIP girls.

    Me: "Here I am!"
    Supreme Asshole: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
    Me: (playing along) "WHAT THE FUCK!"
    Supreme Asshole: (looking at me like I'm an alien)
    Me: "Uh. Hi. My name is Eden, you folded a five into a bow, told me your name was Todd, and told me to come over here after my stages"
    Supreme Asshole: "Uhuh"
    Me: "Here I am!"
    Supreme Asshole: "I can't deal with this right now"
    Me: "You can't... deal with this... right now?" (!??!?!!?!??!?!??!!?!?!)
    Supreme Asshole: (just go)
    Me: "ok. Thanks for the tip."

    I get up and go to the VIP manager

    Me: "That was weird"
    VIP Manager: Yeah. Those people are really weird...

    Random girl from the room walks up to VIP manager and screams "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GIRL?"

    At which point I just head into the dressing room.
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    Me: (Walking up to someone smiling and waving) Hi! I'm Eden, what are you guys celebrating tonight?
    Kid: Oh, noth-
    Asshole: We are celebrating!
    Kid: Uh, I guess we are celebrating
    Me: (Smiling at asshole) What are you celebrating?
    Asshole: That we are in here watching all these naked women (points at stage) and you are watching us watch them.
    Me: Uh. OK. (?!?!?!??!)
    Asshole: You didn't get it did you?
    Me: Noooo...
    Asshole: That just makes it all the better! To Education!
    Everyone: To Education!
    Me: I'm... just... going... to leave... now...
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    Sleeze: (Finishing dance) "Wow that was great, that should cost me extra!"
    Me: "It will!"
    Sleeze: "How much do I owe you?"
    Me: "$30"
    Sleeze: (pulls out 30 from a pocket)
    Me: "Haha, looks like I'm taking your last dollar!"
    Sleeze: (pulls out a money clip with a few thousand)
    Me: "Woah, woah, and you said you were leaving? We're going to party!"
    Sleeze: "If you want the other $2000, you'll come to my hotel room after your shift"
    Me: I have to go on stage, unless you'll do a shot with me
    Sleeze: Oh, I would much rather pay you $2000 later than give the club $75 just to get you off stage
    Me: k.
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    Me: (Snuggles up with friendly guy)
    Waitress: (walks up) "Hey, you guys need to go back in the champagne room"
    Friendly Guy: "We want to be out here where the action is"
    Waitress: "You guys can't just go to another table, that screws up the tab"
    Friendly Guy: "Can't you work something out? We want to see the girls out here"
    Waitress" You need to go back in the champagne room and get dances from the girls I send you"






    WHAT THE... I can deal with a million "No"s; but what the hell is with people just coming into the club to play mind games? Last night was like wave after wave of shit, no matter how big a smile I put on.
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    Was that first asshole there with his girlfriend or something ? It could've been anything honey, i'm sorry you had a bad night ): But not a lot makes sense in a club full of mostly drunk assholes. girl don't ever forget, you're a gorgeous fucking stripper, men would kill to get with you. You're bound to run into assholes on the way.. i really doubt it's you. it's really easy, for me at least, to let other little things upset me just because of one stupid thing. that didn't make much sense, but what i'm trying to say is, it's easy to be a little sensative to other situations after a bad one. an off night is just an off night. everyone has them, but that just makes you appreciate the good days too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scr333x View Post
    Was that first asshole there with his girlfriend or something ? It could've been anything honey, i'm sorry you had a bad night ): But not a lot makes sense in a club full of mostly drunk assholes. girl don't ever forget, you're a gorgeous fucking stripper, men would kill to get with you. You're bound to run into assholes on the way.. i really doubt it's you. it's really easy, for me at least, to let other little things upset me just because of one stupid thing. that didn't make much sense, but what i'm trying to say is, it's easy to be a little sensative to other situations after a bad one. an off night is just an off night. everyone has them, but that just makes you appreciate the good days too.
    I don't know what that first guy's deal was. I really think he was on something, if you know what I mean. I have a super thick skin, and I was still out there 10 minutes to close trying to salvage the night. It was just the continuous waves of shit that made me take little sob my guts out in the dressing room breaks.
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    I don't know what else to say other than: At least no one pulled their cock out. -_-
    What a shitty night. That sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I don't know what else to say other than: At least no one pulled their cock out. -_-
    What a shitty night. That sucks.
    I'm such a nice person that I wouldn't have stomped on it, though the thought of doing that makes me feel better.
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    Ugh. I'm looking at the clock. Do you guys think I should go in tonight? Part of me thinks I need to go in just to get back on the horse. The other part thinks if I get kicked around more tonight I'm going to be crippled for life.
    Yes, I'm real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by goreantx View Post
    Me: (Walking up to someone smiling and waving) Hi! I'm Eden, what are you guys celebrating tonight?
    Kid: Oh, noth-
    Asshole: We are celebrating!
    Kid: Uh, I guess we are celebrating
    Me: (Smiling at asshole) What are you celebrating?
    Asshole: That we are in here watching all these naked women (points at stage) and you are watching us watch them.
    Me: Uh. OK. (?!?!?!??!)
    Asshole: You didn't get it did you?
    Me: Noooo...
    Asshole: That just makes it all the better! To Education!
    Everyone: To Education!
    Me: I'm... just... going... to leave... now...
    Ugh, what a DOUCHEBAG!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goreantx View Post
    Ugh. I'm looking at the clock. Do you guys think I should go in tonight? Part of me thinks I need to go in just to get back on the horse. The other part thinks if I get kicked around more tonight I'm going to be crippled for life.
    Tonight can't really be any worse. May as well go for it. Who knows. Maybe all the d-bags are hungover and will stay inside for the rest of the weekend.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    That sucks I'm having a lot of nights like that lately. I say go to work and try to make up for last night being bad!

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    goreantx,

    I thought turds like that only came out from under their rocks during the full moon. This whole industry is a mind game, but don't let the bullshit get to you. If you feel too vulnerable to go back right away, then don't.

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    Just remember that these douches have to pay money in order to see a girl naked. They are losers that have 0 game. Thats why they come into clubs and give hot girls like all of us shit because they know outside of a club, you would NEVER give them the time of day.
    If you do go in tonight I hope you have a great night!! You deserve it

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    Quote Originally Posted by minalynx View Post
    goreantx,

    I thought turds like that only came out from under their rocks during the full moon. This whole industry is a mind game, but don't let the bullshit get to you. If you feel too vulnerable to go back right away, then don't.

    "Rest if you must, but never give up!"
    Yeah... I bet I'll feel all better after the Depeche Mode concert tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by HollyK View Post
    Just remember that these douches have to pay money in order to see a girl naked. They are losers that have 0 game. Thats why they come into clubs and give hot girls like all of us shit because they know outside of a club, you would NEVER give them the time of day.
    If you do go in tonight I hope you have a great night!! You deserve it
    I was talking with hubby about the in club v. out of club reaction. I had to stop to pump gas on the way to work yesterday and guys were practically running across the parking lot to (try to) chat me up. Then I get to work and...
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    I'm so sorry. I know it's hard when some nights are fucking terrible, filled with time-wasters and misogynists. But always remember: Don't take their shit personally! The people who were cruel and rude to you are miserable with their own lives. Happy people don't act like this to similarly happy, beautiful young women. You're clearly miles ahead of people like that because you're staying optimistic, and still trying to make the best of a bad night.

    So the next time one of these losers tries to push his problems onto you tell him to fuck off, or just walk away with a smile on your face. You're not a lonely asshole like he is -- you'll be going to bed happy and at peace with yourself.

    Stay positive and keep working hard, lady! Sometimes the best nights come after the bad/slow ones.

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    Agreed! I know it's hard to ignore it but those assholes, but keep in mind they had to dish out money just to even say a word to you. Plus, you'll get a good custy who will make you forget all about them.

    wtf was up with the waitress though? Is that your club's policy to have a waitress shuffle everyone around like that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by K Sweet View Post
    wtf was up with the waitress though? Is that your club's policy to have a waitress shuffle everyone around like that?
    The waitresses have been having problems with dancers moving guys away from the front door to a more private area for dances, so they are trying to crack down on making guys stay put. I can see how it's tough to keep track of tabs that way. It gets really frustrating when the waitress is in charge of who gets to go to champagne or VIP because the customers are stuck there.
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    ^^^^ The waitresses at the Lodge are like the gestapo. They are out of control and have way too much power, it's always been like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    ^^^^ The waitresses at the Lodge are like the gestapo. They are out of control and have way too much power, it's always been like that.
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    Why??? The Lodge was the first club I ever worked at. When I started, I soon realized in order to make the big money, you have to work there regularly and exclusively for at least a year! You have to kiss the waitresses' butts so that they will "take" you to "their" tables. It's ridiculous, too much politics. One night a traveling business man came in, took me upstairs for the whole night, and paid me 1500$. The waitress that brought the funny money memorized somehow the guy's name and face. He came back in to see ME, and she was like oh no, you don't want her, come meet so and so... If you're not one of the waitresses' favorites, it's difficult to make money there, at least it was for me. They snag all the big spenders and bring "their girls" to the tables while kicking off other girls that are there.

    Ever since then I realized how scandalous the waitresses are at the Lodge, more so than any other club in Dallas. /rant

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    Oy that is a rough night. I had a night like that wedensday,... I will post the dumbass things i heard in stupid customer comments at some points. I know in general people say dont be rude to customers if they are rude to you, but to the group of men saying they were celebrating watching naked women for free and that since you didnt get it they were better educated than you, i definitely would have said something that hit them where it hurts. People like that need to be taken down a notch... i see it as community service for the next people they interact with .

    And that sucks that your club has a waitress heiarchy like that. My club used to, and then recently the alpha female waitress got fired for drug dealing. SHe would do things like JD described... I had her actually get girls to remove big money customers who were sitting with me who had spent lots of money on me previously... she would have a girl come up to the customer and say that they were needed at the waitress system and basically bump me out. It was hurting my money a fair amount until i gave up on most repeat customers and focused on the new traveling businessmen unknown to the club instead. But I came back from traveling on tuesday and found out the bitch is gone and our club is actively trying to move the power from the waitresses to the floor guys... which i much prefer because the floor guys like me a lot.

    Best of luck. Next really good night you will no doubt have should quickly erase the pain of that shitty night and then you will feel back on your game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    They snag all the big spenders and bring "their girls" to the tables while kicking off other girls that are there.

    Ever since then I realized how scandalous the waitresses are at the Lodge, more so than any other club in Dallas. /rant

    I'm working tonight, so get up and work too! We'll motivate each other!
    I'll work on Monday...

    The Lodge is really clique-y. It's so stupid. I would rather stick with average $500 nights and not have to kiss other girls butts than join their stupid high school games. I know that's my pride getting in the way, but omg they just piss me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    Best of luck. Next really good night you will no doubt have should quickly erase the pain of that shitty night and then you will feel back on your game.
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    ugh this why i am over "upscale" Dallas. Sorry you had a shitaceous night

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    Wow, that really sucks. We had some strange people in my club last night, too, and it was busier than it's been in months. But I fucking hate dealing with the weirdos...

    I'm sorry your night went like that.

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    Hey Sweetie....

    I'm sorry you had such a shittastic night. I'm PM'ing you right now.

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