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    Please dpn't think I am a loser for this.

    I took a girl out a little while back who was a dancer. Our first date was my friend's wedding and we went out after the reception to a few bars and bck to my place after she disappeared for an hour or two. In the morning we were sitting on the couch and she found a card I had filled out about a dating service in which I had marked down that my ideal girl would not have any kids. This girl had two or three and she read it and was immediately ready to leave after she read it.

    Understand the card clearly asked about the "ideal" girl and I answered it literally. I really liked this girl and I had assumed that this date was the beginning of our dating. Well she became pretty teary eyed as we were walking out of my place and she was playing with her rings on her fingers. I then noticed that she was wearing a ring on every single finger when she had not been the night before. I don't like yellow gold and every ring was bad yellow gold, and I like understated jewelry and she was suddenly wearing waaay too much on her hands. I also have a long psychological disorder about people crying as well as other issues regarding starting new relationships that basically made the whole situation of walking to my car very much a turn off and caused me to find her unattracitve suddenly.

    To say the least she started spreading rumors that I only wanted to get her in bed and started telling a bunch of people that I only wanted to nail strippers like some sort of a hole d bag guy and she apparently knew quite a bit of people in the restaurant industry as I became very unpopular very quickly.

    Is this a situation I should feel bad about, or should she understand the misinformation for what it is as I really was not in any way taking advantage of her?


    Turns out she was even friends with the local media and after years of mystery I find out they were spreading false rumors about me to all of the restaurants and strip clubs to give me a bad image for business purposes. I only found out recently I am connected to the newspaper and magazine business and local television everywhere was spreading bad stories about me because they wanted to destroy the newspaper business to build viewership and to steal ad dollars from the newspaper business in part by making me embarrasing to as many grass roots operations as possible, strippers and waitresses and car dealer being the main targets as they do quite a bit of newspaper advertising.

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    Default Re: girl did not like my dating card

    You've got to be kidding me.

    Yellow gold?
    Sweetheart, you've got a problem. Deal with it or be lonely. And don't come here asking about some random lady who happens to strip and have kids. Get over it.
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    Hmm... and then believing one is a key figure in a vast conspiracy could also be something to ponder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lildreamer316 View Post
    You've got to be kidding me.

    Yellow gold?
    Sweetheart, you've got a problem. Deal with it or be lonely. And don't come here asking about some random lady who happens to strip and have kids. Get over it.
    Awesome advice! I don't think we can help him with his aversion to yellow gold; maybe a shrink could idk. Other then that he should just apologize move on and if the rumors aren't true he should be fine.
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    Default Re: girl did not like my dating card

    "after years of mystery"... how long ago did you date this chick?

    wtf

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    The paranoia at the end of that really makes you sound like a nutcase.
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    Aren't you the same person who sporadically posts the conspiracy theories about Victoria's Secret and Megan Fox?

    I call bull shit. Please stop posting these ridiculous scenarios for us to "decode" for you. WTF. Get a hobby.
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    ...it was such a fake story, i almost thought it was going to have sharks with lasers on their heads.
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    I actually thought the yellow gold and rings on every finger part was funny. I laughed out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...it was such a fake story, i almost thought it was going to have sharks with lasers on their heads.
    There you go with the laser sharks again.

    Quote Originally Posted by demonika View Post
    I actually thought the yellow gold and rings on every finger part was funny. I laughed out loud.
    Same here and I wonder...where did these mysterious rings come from. One doesn't usually put gold in their purse, and certainly not enough gold rings for every finger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...it was such a fake story, i almost thought it was going to have sharks with lasers on their heads.
    Don't encourage him.

    (although it might have made it a better story, lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by worldfamoustoddyepthatguy View Post
    ... I also have a long psychological disorder ... as well as other issues ...
    No kidding.



    Quote Originally Posted by worldfamoustoddyepthatguy View Post
    ... To say the least she started spreading rumors ... and she apparently knew quite a bit of people in the restaurant industry as I became very unpopular very quickly.

    ... Turns out she was even friends with the local media and after years of mystery I find out they were spreading false rumors about me to all of the restaurants and strip clubs to give me a bad image for business purposes. I only found out recently I am connected to the newspaper and magazine business and local television everywhere was spreading bad stories about me because they wanted to destroy the newspaper business to build viewership and to steal ad dollars from the newspaper business in part by making me embarrasing to as many grass roots operations as possible, strippers and waitresses and car dealer being the main targets as they do quite a bit of newspaper advertising.

    Ah, what would be a post from you without a elaborate conspiracy.

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    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    "after years of mystery"... how long ago did you date this chick?

    wtf
    It had to have been before 1995 or so, because he had a piece of paper that he was filling out for a dating service.


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    Maybe he's Todd Palin. He's a famous Todd.



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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...it was such a fake story, i almost thought it was going to have sharks with lasers on their heads.
    Oh that would be cool.

    Can we have that one next?
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    Take your lithium!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    Ah, what would be a post from you without a elaborate conspiracy.
    Well not elaborate but still the key character in a conspiracy :

    Quote Originally Posted by theconspiredagainst
    I only found out recently I am connected to the newspaper and magazine business and local television everywhere was spreading bad stories about me because they wanted to destroy the newspaper business to build viewership and to steal ad dollars from the newspaper business in part by making me embarrasing to as many grass roots operations as possible, strippers and waitresses and car dealer being the main targets as they do quite a bit of newspaper advertising.
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    Wow that is awesome they have a tinfoil hat smiley. So fitting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by worldfamoustoddyepthatguy View Post
    Please dpn't think I am a loser for this.
    Too late for that

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    Well that was some entertaining humorous fiction.

    The only part that needs a little work was this:

    Quote Originally Posted by worldfamoustoddyepthatguy View Post
    Please dpn't think I am a loser for this.

    I took a girl out a little while back who was a dancer. Our first date was my friend's wedding and we went out after the reception to a few bars and bck to my place after she disappeared for an hour or two.
    You could have elaborated more about this part for additional humorous effect. And gone on about the wedding. Weddings and receptions are great settings for bizarre humorous tales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    Well that was some entertaining humorous fiction.

    The only part that needs a little work was this:



    You could have elaborated more about this part for additional humorous effect. And gone on about the wedding. Weddings and receptions are great settings for bizarre humorous tales.
    Seriosuly, where did she go for that hour, or two?? Maybe that's where she collected all those yellow gold rings?

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