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    Default No, I am not a cokehead.

    My locker got searched at work tonight an hour into my shift because a girl said I had a baggie of coke. Obviously they found nothing in my stuff because there was nothing to find. They even said that I didn't seem like the type. Guess someone was mad that I make more than her and that I was already on my way to a good night after only an hour. I have a feeling whoever it was figured that I'd probably have something in there and it backfired on her.

    Funny thing is quite a few girls saw us come and get my stuff so they could look through it and asked what was up when I got back. I said simply that someone thought they saw me with something and that it wasn't a big deal. Immediately another girl goes, "Oh, what was it, pills?" And I tell her no, I don't do anything but drink and even with that I don't have more than two drinks a night. And of course because she's totally fucked up all the time she just couldn't believe it. At that point I was reminded yet again of why I make more money than a lot of these girls...

    I'm getting my very own locker next shift and won't have to use the day use ones anymore. You can bet that I'm going to duct tape the slits in my locker so jealous bitches can't try and slip shit in there!

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Ya gotta be SUPER careful with your stuff BECAUSE of jealous hater bitches! Girls would go around saying I was high because I was so energetic, bubbly, talkative and *gasp* HAPPY all the time. Wtf? Just because I'm NOT sitting on my ass in the dressing room COMPLAINING about not making $$$ DOESN'T mean I use drugs. Guess what? I'm here to work & make money! One girl even tried to set me up by planting a baggie in my locker & calling the cops. Too bad the only fingerprints on it were HERS. Lame sorry ass broad... Oh, and watch out for them super gluing your padlock (how original, lol)

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    My first few days I was worried about my lock being glued, what with being the new girl and all (Thankfully, I'm at a good club with really cool girls), so I stuck a soldering iron in my bag- You glue my lock, I weld your locker shut. Try getting THAT open with bolt cutters!
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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Some days I hate not having a locker... but the advantage of a locked bag is that there is nowhere to slip stuff into.
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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Duct tape (or liquid nail a piece of screen, but club may get pissed) to the INSIDE of the slits. On the outside, they can peel it off.

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Man! What bitches! I feel so lucky now I've never worked at a club where crap like that happens. Actually I really don't think any of my managers would search our stuff even if they thought you were taking drugs. They would just send you home if you were obviously f*cked ie. cannot stand, talk or dance. So I guess that's why there would be no point. Glueing your locks? what jerks. Are there not cameras in the changerooms?

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    Are there not cameras in the changerooms?
    most places have camera bubbles, but will not have cameras running in areas where girls change due to legal ramifications.

    i like the duct tape strips on the inside of the locker idea. i think it's a smart plan.

    sounds like you made someone jealous!

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    My first few days I was worried about my lock being glued, what with being the new girl and all (Thankfully, I'm at a good club with really cool girls), so I stuck a soldering iron in my bag- You glue my lock, I weld your locker shut. Try getting THAT open with bolt cutters!
    remind me to not piss you off. however, that is probably the most amazing thing i've heard all day.

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    Default Re: No, I am not a cokehead.

    I kind of take it as a good sign some of them are jealous, LOL. I was actually glad I was searched, I want our management to know I'm clean. Especially after the last time I worked when a cop showed up with a sniffer dog!

    There's only one other worthwhile club and drugs are rampant there so I refuse to work there. Not worth the extra money. Most of the girls I work with are cool though.

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