I go to one stripclub here in the Keys and spend a lot of money at least once a week. I don't buy dances, but I buy all the women drinks who sit with me in the VIP couch and send them to tip each other lavishly, like I gave one about 70 total because she dances so well onstage. Etc., etc., to the tune of at least 2-300$ every time I go, absolute minimum.
So tuesday I was a bit drunk after a while and my friend persuaded me to take a cab with him instead of driving. So then, as is my custom, I slept all day wednesday to recover.
But I forgot I left my van in the parking lot, and they had it towed wednesday night!
I don't blame them, exactly. I didn't tell anyone, leave a note, or call the next day (hell I forgot about it). And it's the same ugly old van I have had since I drove down here broke more than three years ago. Having a car here is alost a liability, the island is so small and parking is a bitch, I walk to work and ride my bike to workout, and I'm saving my money.
But anyway when I called the towing company today and told them I was a paying customer, they said tough shit. I said I would happily pay the tow charge, but the storage fee seemed way too high considering I was a customer with a right to park my van there.
Tough shit, 294$
So what is a legal way to fuck these assholes? Or almost legal. I'd do anything to get revenge as long as I stayed out of jail.
Any ideas?



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