So...I'm banging away from behind last night. While grabbing, squeezing, caressing, etc, I run my hand and fingers along her crack and stimulate her anus a little...when suddenly I start thinking of this thread.
I found it kinda funny that THIS popped into my head, but no big deal....until....I realize that it could be worse...it could have been the weird drivel posted by that "
YepI'mTheMuther-FuckingTodd" guy (or whatever his name is).
Well, the thought of that makes me start laughing...not loud, just a quiet chuckle. Now, it becomes clear to me that I'm screwed if she realizes I'm laff-fucking because, seriously...how do I adequately explain the weird shit that goes on in my head? Bottom line, if one person laughs during sex, it's gonna get awkward.
Fortunately, she couldn't tell I was laughing, or at least didn't seem to notice. Good thing I was behind her.
Well, that's my fucked-up story of the week.
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