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    How do I sensitively end a long term relationship with a stripper without being abrupt? Additionally, I would like to continue going to the same club.

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    Default Re: Ending a stripper relationship

    You end a "relationship" with a dancer by not spending money on her anymore. The smart girls will get the hint and move on. The stupid ones may give you a bit of grief over it but that's going to happen regardless of what you say or don't say to them about why you are dropping them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by victor2 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by victor2 View Post
    How do I sensitively end a long term relationship with a stripper without being abrupt? Additionally, I would like to continue going to the same club.
    I think the way you should end it depends in part on why you are ending it. You haven't disclosed that.
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    Default Re: Getting out of a stripper relationship

    ^^^ He's talked about this in other threads.

    "What's a customer to do?"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=134995

    "Difficult Question"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=132848



    BTW ... this is a repeat thread to:

    "Ending a stripper relationship"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=135340
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    Quote Originally Posted by victor2 View Post
    How do I sensitively end a long term relationship with a stripper without being abrupt? Additionally, I would like to continue going to the same club.
    This is really not as difficult as you keep trying to make it out to be. Just tell her strait up that you're interested in exploring other options.

    It's YOUR money and YOUR choice. Spend money on other dancers and she'll get the clue.

    Trust me, there are plenty of other ladies who woud gladly accept the $3,000-$4,000 a week that you've been spending on her.

    (Aside from the significant sum of money you claim to give her, part of me wonders if she'll be relieved to finally be rid of you.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    ^^^ He's talked about this in other threads.

    "What's a customer to do?"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=134995

    "Difficult Question"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=132848



    BTW ... this is a repeat thread to:

    "Ending a stripper relationship"
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=135340
    Oh, that guy. I guess we haven't given him the answer he is looking for yet. I guess he'll keep recycling the thread till he hears what he wants.
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    Again??? Dude, you can't eat your cake and have it too. Either tell her you dont want to be her customer and continue to enjoy that club OR take the ballsless way out and go to a new club. This isn't some life altering decision here. Good lord.

    And you started yet another thread 4 min later?
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=135340
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    Again??? Dude, you can't eat your cake and have it too. Either tell her you dont want to be her customer and continue to enjoy that club OR take the ballsless way out and go to a new club. This isn't some life altering decision here. Good lord.

    And you started yet another thread 4 min later?
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=135340
    This!! Exactly this!! And might I add...Are you retarded?!?!
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    Again??? Dude, you can't eat your cake and have it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    And you started yet another thread 4 min later?
    http://forum.stripperweb.com/showthread.php?t=135340
    Jesus F'n Christ! Thanks JayATee. I knew I responded to this guy earlier today and I couldn't see the post! It was starting to drive me a little crazy...


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    I merged the threads. Thanks for the heads up report, Verf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bem401 View Post
    Oh, that guy. I guess we haven't given him the answer he is looking for yet. I guess he'll keep recycling the thread till he hears what he wants.
    I think you're right, but I don't know if he knows what answer he is looking for.
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    Again??? Dude, you can't eat your cake and have it too. Either tell her you dont want to be her customer and continue to enjoy that club OR take the ballsless way out and go to a new club. This isn't some life altering decision here. Good lord.

    And you started yet another thread 4 min later?
    I think the term is ball-less. It doesn't need to be plural, because if you don't have one, you can't have more than one...

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    ...put on your best sunday sweatpants, bring a bag of cheetos and say you lost your job. She will understand and will be able to move on with her life.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Tell her that you no longer enjoy paying for her time. Problem solved.

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    ...put on your best sunday sweatpants, bring a bag of cheetos and say you lost your job. She will understand and will be able to move on with her life.
    Mmm. Yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...put on your best sunday sweatpants, bring a bag of cheetos and say you lost your job. She will understand and will be able to move on with her life.


    Very efficient method here! She'll run away like her hair is on fire...or your cheeto breath is!
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    Tell her your madly in love with her and you are ready to have a real, meaningful relationship OTC. Just don''t be standing between her and the dressing room when you tell her, or you maybe covered in stiletto tracks.
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    Sell your house, your car, and all your possessions, empty your bank account, and give it all to her in cash.

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    See ..... that's the nice thing about being a strip club patron. If you were dating a gal and just dissapeared ( or in your case ... are around and just don't want to show interest ) that would be pretty shitty ( to not give an explanation and such ). As a customer ...... you can just stop spending / going / whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...put on your best sunday sweatpants, bring a bag of cheetos and say you lost your job. She will understand and will be able to move on with her life.
    Oh my gosh this is so true. Don't forget to follow her around the club all night and try and talk to her during all her stage rotations without offering a tip. Standing outside the dressing room/bathroom for half an hour while she tries to get away from you works really well, too.
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    ^^^ Well if this is the direction he plans on taking, he should also be sure to dump half a bottle of the strongest cologne he has over himself and try to hug her every chance he gets.
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    I recommend extensive cosmetic surgery for the OP. If she can't recognise him - problem solved. Relationship over with no hard feelings AND he can continue to go to the same club.

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    I think the term is ball-less. It doesn't need to be plural, because if you don't have one, you can't have more than one...
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