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    Default Does this story even make sense?

    2 years ago I saw a dancer named Miami a couple of times. Then she quit the biz. No reason she'd remember me.

    Today I'm at the club. "Coming up next.....Miami." I go to stage and it sort of looks like her, but not. Dark hair instead of blonde. Heavier. Maybe it's just the 2 years. Then she takes off the dress....and the boobs, I'd know the boobs anywhere.

    So when she comes over, I ask if she's the same Miami who used to dance here. She says no, but then says "did she have dark hair?" I say no, blonde. Then she says "did she look like me?" I say, sort of, but the boobs are identical. She leans down and whispers in my ear, "you're the first one who has recognized me. I'm not letting people know I used to work here."

    I said, "but you're using the same name." She says, oh yeah, that's right! She never did seem to be the sharpest tool in the shed.

    Does this whole story even make any sense?

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    Default Re: Does this story even make sense?

    Maybe she wants people to think she's totally new?
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    Does this whole story even make any sense?
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    Sure it makes sense. She gets to be whatever she wants.
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    Sure it makes sense, but unless it's a club with a high customer turnover (like here with all the tourists), she should definitely change her name if she doesn't want them to know. I've worked with more than 2,000 dancers, but never a 'Miami'.

    Even the clubs down here have a lot of guys who would probably wonder if she looked anything at all like she used to, with that name.
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    Default Re: Does this story even make sense?

    From a stripper POV -- total sense.




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    well, it made you feel special, right?

    My guess would be that was the point. she hasn't really changed her name because it's not really a concern.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    well, it made you feel special, right?

    My guess would be that was the point. she hasn't really changed her name because it's not really a concern.
    That's funny, when I first read the story, I took it at face value--thinking that she really didn't want people to know she had danced there before, in which case keeping the extremely unusual name Miami would be a very bad idea.

    But if she was just bullshitting you about not wanting people to know, which is entirely possible, then yeah it wouldn't matter if she used the same name or not.

    Either way, the story still makes sense.
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    I don't know if it makes sense but it sure as hell doesn't make a difference. She is a dancer you are a PL and a wet bird doesn't fly at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    From a stripper POV -- total sense.
    Yup. She wants all the new customers to think she is a new girl.

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    She may have been fired, and management sees so many dancers they may have forgotten about her.


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    Default Re: Does this story even make sense?

    she's lying more than likely the original dancer had good regulars that she will try to inherit under the same namesake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lklucky View Post
    she's lying more than likely the original dancer had good regulars that she will try to inherit under the same namesake.
    This is an interesting twist.

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