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    Default What do you do after you ejaculate in you pants?

    All these talks about guys ejaculating during the lap dances got my theorist mind thinking.

    The result of an ejaculation is lots of liquid. At least in my case. And, it is fair to assume that is true for most of you as well. Anyhow, it cannot be very comfortable to be sitting in a strip club with a wet crotch.

    So, how do you solve this problem?

    Do you head home after the ejaculation? Or, do you head to the bathroom to clean up the mess? Do you worry that people will be able to spot the wet spot in the front of your pant?

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    Um, there isn't much point in hanging around naked women after you ejaculate. I go home...

    One of my old favs used to always say "I will send you home wet"....
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    Well my ATF has this problem figured out before we even go into VIP. She has napkins readily available to clean up the wetness and then I go to the restroom and properly dispose of the evidence, return to VIP and we usually chit-chat for a little while longer, then I leave the club, "high and dry."

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    Yoda leaves right after. Bigmarv leaves after chit chatting.

    Does anyone stay for the second round?

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    Happy to report that I don't have to worry about such things....in my case its nothing that a panty liner can't handle.

    Did I share too much?

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    masturbate before u go into the club so u won't be so lame to actually ejaculate during a lapdance. Or consider having some class and excuse yourself to use the restroom so u won't walk around with a disgusting stain on your pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    Yoda leaves right after. Bigmarv leaves after chit chatting.

    Does anyone stay for the second round?
    You're disgusting. No dancer would even go near you.
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    Happy to report that I don't have to worry about such things....in my case its nothing that a panty liner can't handle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasmine22 View Post
    masturbate before u go into the club so u won't be so lame to actually ejaculate during a lapdance. Or consider having some class and excuse yourself to use the restroom so u won't walk around with a disgusting stain on your pants
    Actually masturbating before going to a club usually makes me decide not to go...

    Though it may horrify you to think about it the fact is that many, and I mean many dancers are not only more than willing to try and make you ejaculate during an LD but they will promise it during the sales pitch.

    Different strokes for different folks jasmine. I've never asked any dancer for a grinding LD, a BJ, a HJ or full service . I do however gladly accept what is offered...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    Happy to report that I don't have to worry about such things....in my case its nothing that a panty liner can't handle.

    Did I share too much?
    Now, that is interesting. A woman ejaculating during a lap dance! I thought you ladies needed little more than that.

    On a side note. There is no such thing as too much information.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasmine22 View Post
    masturbate before u go into the club so u won't be so lame to actually ejaculate during a lapdance. Or consider having some class and excuse yourself to use the restroom so u won't walk around with a disgusting stain on your pants
    Although I am not exactly an expert when it comes to the world of strip clubs. But I am a man. And I can tell you one thing that you can take it to the bank. We think very differently before and after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    You're disgusting. No dancer would even go near you.

    I can assure you that lap dancing would never make me ejaculate in my pants. I would be too worried about my testicles. I can totally see myself laughing through the lap dancing.

    My hat is off to those guys who can ejaculate during a lap dance, although this is something not for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Actually masturbating before going to a club usually makes me decide not to go...

    Though it may horrify you to think about it the fact is that many, and I mean many dancers are not only more than willing to try and make you ejaculate during an LD but they will promise it during the sales pitch.

    Different strokes for different folks jasmine. I've never asked any dancer for a grinding LD, a BJ, a HJ or full service . I do however gladly accept what is offered...
    I bet most dancers follow don't ask don't tell policy on this issue. Perhaps this is the only pragmatic thing a dancer could do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    I bet most dancers follow don't ask don't tell policy on this issue. Perhaps this is the only pragmatic thing a dancer could do.
    To an extent you are somewhat correct Cyril but, in the clubs, everybody knows who is doing what. There are no secrets. I fully expect dancers who don't perform extras to be somewhat horrified by those who do. It makes the clean girl's job much harder even if the "dirty girls" do attract business to the club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyril View Post
    I can assure you that lap dancing would never make me ejaculate in my pants. I would be too worried about my testicles. I can totally see myself laughing through the lap dancing.

    My hat is off to those guys who can ejaculate during a lap dance, although this is something not for me.
    Hats off? LOL. And you make it sound like it took some special ability on their part. With the type of LD's around here, even the cleanest of dancers probably has several guys getting off every night.

    How can you assure anybody about anything when you've never even been in a club or had a dance? Please withold such comments till you turn 21 and actually visit a club.

    Around here, it seems a lot of guys wear a condom and remove and dispose of it in the men's room after the dance. At least that is what the pile would seem to indicate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Actually masturbating before going to a club usually makes me decide not to go...

    Different strokes for different folks jasmine. I've never asked any dancer for a grinding LD, a BJ, a HJ or full service . I do however gladly accept what is offered...
    My thoughts exactly. Being a regular I always gladly accept a dancers very generous offer for a BJ, HJ or nice Russian finish. I've never cum during an actual LD, hence no annoying wet stains in my pants to worry about.
    So chit-chat with one of my ATF's afterwards is no problem, besides most ladies really don't like the, "slam bam thank you ma'am types."

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    I could never ejaculate from grinding even if I had on my thinnest sweat pants. I have to save my vital essence so I can perform when and where it is needed. There is not enough Earl to go around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmarv View Post
    My thoughts exactly. Being a regular I always gladly accept a dancers very generous offer for a BJ, HJ or nice Russian finish.
    Ok...I have to ask.

    What is a russian finish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    Ok...I have to ask.

    What is a russian finish?
    Between the lady's breasts....
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    ^Get a room!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Between the lady's breasts....
    As in...titty fucking, or just cumming on the breasts?
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    Not unless you ask me to. Otherwise I'll be very very gentle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    As in...titty fucking, or just cumming on the breasts?
    Titty fucking and cumming on the breasts...
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    Not unless you ask me to. Otherwise I'll be very very gentle.
    This exchange is giving me a warm fuzzy feeling below the belt...
    Does this make me a bad person??
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    What do you do when a girl leaves a snail trail on your leg?

    What do you do when a girl has bad breath?

    What do you do when a girl is covered in sweat after a stage set?

    I think all of this is best handled on a case by case basis. If a girl freaks out, that would tell me that I don't want to every hang out with her again. I had this happen once. The girl then hung out with me all the rest of the night until that club closed (probably 5 hours). There is no sense in embarassing anyone about it.
    Have we not heard the chimes at midnight?

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