^^ I like that one. I usually just say "I do OK," or "it depends." I think its rude, but I will definetely use some of these comebacks.


Haha. Yes, this question is very irritating, and it's also quite rude. Regardless of my mood, I don't tell them much about it one way or the other, but if someone catches me off guard, sometimes if I'm in a good mood, I'll say, "Would you believe I came over here to ask you that exact same question?!" I always do this with a huge grin on my face, too. I've found that that response can pretty much take care of any stupid or rude question a customer might ask.
I have also wondered about their motivation for asking this question. Sometimes it's hard to tell if they're asking because they think what we're doing is degrading, or of they're just socially inept and are bad at trying to make conversation. Either way, I wholeheartedly agree that it's best to change the subject as soon as possible, and get them back on track.
I may add a comeback myself....something along the lines of
"well that depends...I'll make a deal with you...you spend $2000 on me tonight and I will tell you what I make at the end of the shift tonight in addition to what you gave me..."
I figured hell if he wants to know that bad get some cash out of him first! Usually that may end the conversation otherwise...
lol, has that line ever worked?
also, if a dude gives me 2k, i'd pretty much hang out with him the rest of the night and not be too concerned with making anymore, except from him of course. it usually takes me 5hrs to make 2k after tip out, if the guy doesn't tip me at all. but if i'm with a guy for 5hrs and he leaves, so do i, goodnight.
i think a better line might be "well i'll make 2 grand tonight if you give me $2000!"![]()




Ive been using the ''depends babe, how long do you want to keep me naked for?'' or the ''How much are you planning on spending'' and have gotten mixed reviews haha. (May have got a regular out of the first line but its too soon to tell yet! haha
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