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    Cell Phone Txts frm strprs

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    Hello my fav person want 2 cum visit me 2nite? Im getting sick of dancin wit losers u make me so happy and just seein u puts a smile on my face
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    If you would just tip her more, maybe she'll date you.

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    Thank god I don't get those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    No commentary on this one. Enjoy, I did

    Hello my fav person want 2 cum visit me 2nite? Im getting sick of dancin wit losers u make me so happy and just seein u puts a smile on my face
    Either that is great targeted direct advertising or an attempt to get you to come in and spend money. I'll let u decide.
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    Wonder how many guys got that exact same text that night....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Wonder how many guys got that exact same text that night....
    Every customer in her phone?
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    ^^^

    Yeah - in my younger and more naive days I was dead chuffed to get a Happy Christmas text from a dancer. Then I worked out the message didn't have my name in it.

    And knowing that particular dancer it was definitely an "every name in the phone" job....

    Phil.

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    is the OP excited about this text? like its something special? seriously i don't understand why he's posting it. its not funny or weird, pretty standard customer text.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    is the OP excited about this text? like its something special? seriously i don't understand why he's posting it. its not funny or weird, pretty standard customer text.
    The OP was being as non-judgmental as possible in order to allow other people's basic assumptions to shine through.

    On another note, in one of my nosier moments, I was peeking at a text a dancer was sending to a customer. How did I know it was to a customer? because the contact name was "customer."
    -SG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    The OP was being as non-judgmental as possible in order to allow other people's basic assumptions to shine through.

    On another note, in one of my nosier moments, I was peeking at a text a dancer was sending to a customer. How did I know it was to a customer? because the contact name was "customer."


    oh i would have so much fun responded back to one of those texts. Keeping it real...thats cool...my kinda dancer

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    i think most of us have some connotation for customers. i put *H* next to all mine. a little more discreet. i can't imagine many girls having customers in their phone with just their names.

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    My fav texts me every time she is planning to work. The texts are a bit more personalized but I imagine she sends something similar to a few other customers. Back in the day when I had loads of money, she wouldn't have dared text those other guys. But times are tough now LOL

    I thought laurcon had a good plan in terms of a way to organize her cell contact list. That makes a lot of sense in terms of differentiating a friend Bob from a customer Bob plus a useful tool in sending out mass texts to customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    Hello my fav person want 2 cum visit me 2nite? Im getting sick of dancin wit losers u make me so happy and just seein u puts a smile on my face
    /threadjack

    The world would be a better place if people would just tap out one extra letter and spell out the word "come".
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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    /threadjack

    The world would be a better place if people would just tap out one extra letter and spell out the word "come".
    Ha! So true. My fav is a phd candidate but she does all that abbreviation crap. Annoying. I make sure that my texts to her have all the correct punctuation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Ha! So true. My fav is a phd candidate but she does all that abbreviation crap. Annoying. I make sure that my texts to her have all the correct punctuation.

    FBR
    You and I are so much alike, it's scary. I spell out everything.

    It even feels creepy ... 2 uz "4" 4 "for".

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    My fav texts me every time she is planning to work. The texts are a bit more personalized but I imagine she sends something similar to a few other customers. Back in the day when I had loads of money, she wouldn't have dared text those other guys. But times are tough now LOL
    I likewise get a few such texts. They look somewhat personalized. I don't mind if a dancer uses a template and sends out several personalized notes. I wouldn't mind if it's not terribly personalized. I like to know when one of my favorites is available. They often have terribly unpredictable schedules. I do, too. So I text back, if possible, my availability. When I'm not available, I almost always get a personal reply expressing regret. And when I RSVP, I always get a "thank you; see you at the club." I consider it good marketing. I wish some other businesses had such good attention to the business relationship!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    No commentary on this one. Enjoy, I did

    Hello my fav person want 2 cum visit me 2nite? Im getting sick of dancin wit losers u make me so happy and just seein u puts a smile on my face
    She tells that to all the PLs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Ha! So true. My fav is a phd candidate but she does all that abbreviation crap. Annoying. I make sure that my texts to her have all the correct punctuation.

    FBR
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokeless View Post
    I wouldn't mind if it's not terribly personalized. I like to know when one of my favorites is available.
    Any dancer that gives me a happy ending for $20 and a drink is an ATF. It is just pussy; it's all good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xdamage View Post
    /threadjack

    The world would be a better place if people would just tap out one extra letter and spell out the word "come".
    Hehe, thank you! I hate it being spelled cum. I always feel like a dork, but even discussing sex it just bugs me. It looks funny! haha Of course even in texts and IM I tend to spell most things out and use punctuation/capitilization. I'll shut up now, I'm showing my age.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl_the_Pearl View Post
    Any dancer that gives me a happy ending for $20 and a drink is an ATF. It is just pussy; it's all good.
    *vomit*

    Sorry, I know it's blue, but dang I had too. Normal guy perviness/extras seeking is cool, but Earl makes the rest of you guys look like boyscouts.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post
    Hehe, thank you! I hate it being spelled cum. I always feel like a dork, but even discussing sex it just bugs me. It looks funny! haha Of course even in texts and IM I tend to spell most things out and use punctuation/capitilization. I'll shut up now, I'm showing my age.
    Me too. Hated having a phone without a QWERTY. Took forever to type out anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    No commentary on this one. Enjoy, I did

    Hello my fav person want 2 cum visit me 2nite? Im getting sick of dancin wit losers u make me so happy and just seein u puts a smile on my face
    In other words, there's room at the end of that line of losers.
    "never trust a big butt and a smile"-- Bell Biv DeVoe

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    Quote Originally Posted by laurcon View Post
    is the OP excited about this text? like its something special? seriously i don't understand why he's posting it. its not funny or weird, pretty standard customer text.
    He's just easily amused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vmurphy252 View Post
    Me too. Hated having a phone without a QWERTY. Took forever to type out anything.
    I utterly suck at spelling out words on a numeric pad; got to be Qwerty, buttons are best but I'm tolerating a screen only phone at the moment for its other features. cum just sounds crude.
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