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    Yesterday had to be the worst day on record for me. The DJ had warned the girls, myself included, that the same guy that had made another dancer cry the previous day was back and for us to steer cleer. I was in the DJ booth, when I had heard that he called for me to sit with him at his table. So I go just to be nice, and holy hell. First off, he kept bragging nonstop. Claiming he changes the world, that he had 30mil in the bank. Yeah buddy, wheres MY cut of the dough? AND THEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS THE AUDACITY TO JUDGE ME! Being like, "Why do you hate men?" and the topper, "Why do you work here?" After that, I let him have it. I raised my voice and the girls at the table were trying to calm me down. No bueno. I was pissed as all hell. It sure as shit didn't help when not only the bartender BUT the boss as well, bitched me out for drinking! Not so much that but the tone they took when they said it.

    After that I attemped a double at my second club, but left early due to my wisdom teeth acting up. Thank goodness my 2nd boss was understanding of my situation. At least I made an honest effort.



    Sorry, I had to vent somewhere, and no better place than here. Here's to a better day today!

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    man, i totally feel you right now! Yesterday i had some old guy unleash super douchebag powers on me. I've been in this business for about 11 years now and i thought i was at the point where i'm unflappable. I've been called every name there is, i've been physically threatened, i've seen every mind game, but this dude...he made me so mad i almost cried! It was really slow and he called me over, so i sat with him waaayyy longer than i should have. I got money out of him but it wasn't worth it, he fucked up my flow the rest of the shift. What the FUCK is wrong with these guys? Surely both of us will have better shifts next!!

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    OH THAT FUCKER!! I'd have accidentally/on purpose knocked his drink all over his lap.

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    Sorry about your night hun...what an asshole. And on that note, sometimes assholes want to be treated like assholes and instead of letting them get under your skin, you should be whitty and quick on your toes to respond to anything he may say and try to throw him off his lame ass game. Change the subject in midsentence, burst out in dance saying you love this song (thats playing). Some guys like a girl who can challenge them. I'll post some examples of what I've said to douchebags who come in the club to ruins someones night.

    Douche: "Why do you hate men?"
    Me: I love men, I just hate dicks

    Douche: "Why do you work here?"
    Me: "I don't work here, I dance here! I wish I did get a paycheck for this!"
    Douche: "Ok.... so why do you dance here?"
    Me: "Speaking of dancing, I love this song!! (Get up and start dancing with your back facing him) <--- thats a good way to dance away from him too if you want (if he were to ask you AGAIN, later....just say "Don't tell me you can't dance, just try to stay on beat and act as if its just you in the room, don't worry about those judgmental assholes...hehehe)

    Douche: "You are too smart to be a stripper"
    Me: "Thanks! Tell that to my tv! I missed 5 questions up against a 5th grader...LOL" (If they try to pull the whole "No Im serious", you say "Im serious too"

    I know that was super long. Most of the time being witty with a customer will make you feel better when you want to go postal on them and occasionally they will laugh at you humor and buy a dance or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evan86 View Post
    OH THAT FUCKER!! I'd have accidentally/on purpose knocked his drink all over his lap.

    That is such a classic move! LOL. I do that all the time. lol. Their face is priceless, just make sure you dont apologize....just say "ooops" or "Oh no!" in a really concerned way as if you care they look like they just peed their pants. HA!

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    Girlfriend of mine threw a drink in a very famous person's face as after he told her "You just look like a dirty ass stripper to me."

    There's one dude at my current club who is always "waiting on someone" ( I always offer to get her for him but he never produces a name) and is generally nasty. So now everytime I walk by him (he's there every goddamn day) I wave and say "OH HI asshole!!!" and smile at him.

    I fucking love it.

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    leyah...yep...wit trumps douche every time. My fav answer to "why do you do this" or any variation of that is "every other job I had, when I got drunk and naked,they fired me"

    They never ask again!

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    Thanks for the advice gals! I think the kicker was when he asked me for my number and wanted to see me OTC. I was like "No. I dont see customers outside the club." he looked shocked and was like "So i'm just a customer?". Yeah asshole, you are. His bar-tab was $600 at the end of the day. Granted I did get some money out of him, but it wasn't worth the 2 hours of bullshit I had to endure. Silly me, always seeing the good in others

    Back to the hustle 'n' grind tomorrow! Wish me luck ladies, I gotta make $300 by the 14th. OOF

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    Turbo- When guys ask for your number just tell them you have minutes to keep the cost down and only use it for emergencies, then offer them your stripper myspace, twitter or facebook instead. That way the asshole can't use the "Im JUST a customer" thingy. I hate when I get the "what do you like to do outside the club" question, now I just tell them, Im a shop aholic so any free time I get my mom and I shop for prada (ect). Not one has asked if they could join. And Im sure you can make $300 by the 14th. Good luck

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    I just always say I don't have a phone. Seems to work. Thanks Leyah!

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    Why would u stay there if he is obviously not giving you money? Nobody wants to be insulted... you knew he made another girl cry.. why even go there to sit with him... to be "nice"? You dont get paid to be nice...

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    He gave me some money so my efforts weren't a total waste. But he got wasted and became an asshole.


    I worked today and he wasn't there. Banked it too.

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