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    I recently realized that I talk baby talk to animals. Iv always talked to my son pretty normal even when he was a baby but a higher voice. With my dog I'll say stuff like "do you need to go poo poo woo pooooo baby" "lets go out side so you can pee pee whushawhuswhusa! Well lets go yay GOOOOD BOOOOYYYYY" He loves it.

    btw I dont do this when other people are around. Its me and my dogs sercret

    Do you do this too?

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    Me to dog "If anybody comes in this house while Im gone you bite their wittle balls off! Be a good boy while mommas gone!"

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    Yes, I do this constantly! I don't even think about it until we're out for a walk and I'm baby talking away and someone walks by and mutters "Jesus Christ!"and chuckles at me under their breath.

    At home I often slip into what an ex used to call a "purely tonal language." When I'm mad at her or warning her to back off when I'm eating and she's getting to beggy, I'll let out a string of gibberish in a harsh tone. Something like "watch-a-nacka Hiiii!"
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    yes i not only baby talk to my chihuahua, but anyone else's dog i come across on the street. the owners usually love it because they prob do it too and if not who cares, it made me smile HUGE! doggies light up my life!!

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    ''where's my likkle Lollypups!? Helloooo baby puppy girl! Is you happy to seee meee!? I is your big sissyboo! Yes i am, oooh yes i am! Do you looove mmmeee!??''

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    I never used to. I have a 3 month old puppy. But then she started getting really lethargic and sleepy all the time. I took her to the vet and he told me I have to talk to her, and stimulate her. Now she's playful and energetic again.

    Puppy depression. Whoda thunk?

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    I don't do the baby voice but I do talk utter crap to my 2 german shepherds. Stupid phrases like:

    Who's a poochie-woochie?
    How's my best pooch-it/poochoo?
    oooooh you're the best boys, yes you are!
    Are you just a big cuddle monster? Yes you are!
    Ooooh you little monkey dog, what are you up to?

    You get the jist LOL

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    I like to baby-talk phrases like "aww you're such a bad doggie and I hate you and want to mash you into ground beef and eat youuuuuuuuuu" and they love it. And I love the weird reactions I get from people when I do it.

    Actually got that from a Bullshit episode and have done it ever since. *shrug*

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    ^ oh i love Bullshit! i've never seen the episode you reference, but i say that stuff all the time "nobody likes youuuuu, no, no they dooon't! you have noooo friends, seriouslyyyy!"

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    Oh yes absolutely! He loves to be talked too... and will roll over upside down, put his paw over his eyes half way and peek while I talk to him.... even cooler is in the morning when he talks back with a special meow

    However the SO likes to believe that the kitty has Turrets Syndrome and says that he says she is a B***h C**t. etc. and laughs her ass off...

    My daughter had to remind her "NOT to make the cat talk" when guests visited -- hehe, okay, I admit it is funny even though yea, it makes her sound completely insane
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    No, but I only speak to my dog in French. He doesn't understand English.

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    I talk to mine not only in a baby voice but in an Australian accent as well. She doesn't understand a canadian accent. My Canadian friends laugh at it when they come to visit. I always say, "I love you little Bubby". I also let her lick me which I know is disgusting but I don't care. I say, "Give mummy kiss if you love her" and she kisses me. I sing to her and cuddle her pretty much all day long.

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    geez we are sooo alike jessie! its crazy. what breed of sweetpea baby do you have??

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    All the time! Why wouldnt you talk to your pets? I talk to all animals!

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    I definitely do this. When leaving I say "good bye! I love you!" at least twice.. I tell them I'll miss them.. It's the norm
    When someone pet sits for me I always make sure they tell them I love them.. Who knows if they really do. lol

    Animals are my life.. people without pets probably think we're crazy. but I think people without pets are crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guenevere View Post
    I totally talk to my Shih Tzu like she can understand me, I do think she does too.
    They def do! I can ask my dog to bring me his hot dog toy or duck toy...and he knows which one that is. When I say, go find daddy...he runs around til he finds C.

    Same with the other animals...when I tell the birds to call the cat Rio starts meowing and calling "Kitty kitty"...the cats dont care as much..lol..but they still respond like they understand.

    People dont give animals enough credit.

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    I talk to all animals, its one of my few joys in life. Also, all of my animals are bilingual.

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    Yes. I got caught baby talking to my dog on a voice mail that I was leaving for my husband one day. I thought I hung up, but the line was still open and I only realized when my call waiting started beeping in my head set (had on my bluetooth) that I hadn't hung up yet.

    Everyone in my family talks to the dog that way. She responds well to the baby talk, so that is why we keep doing it.


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    I talk to my cats too...and they talk back! We can meow back and forth at each other all day long

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    This thread is making me laugh my fucking asssss off.

    I am the queen of talking to my pet. Everything from other languages to telling it in a sweet voice that I want to kill it (because it's so cute). Took my boyfriend a couple of weeks to get used to it when we moved in together. I don't think I've used my cat's original name in years...

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    All. The. Freaking. Time.


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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    I don't think I've used my cat's original name in years...
    lmao totally! i have like 30 different names for my dog plus whatever comes out of my mouth at the moment.

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    ^^^ Me too! mooky, mook-a-look, monkey butt, monk-monk...
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    I love the evolution of a pet's name. We had a dog named Angus growing up. We called him Angus for a while, then it became Angito, then Gito, then Geets. Now we have a Lo, Shoo, Miyas, Biyas, Loala. None of those resemble the original names. What a weird family!
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    I talk baby talk to my pets. I have two 5 year old cats. They go crazy and wag their tails with excitement! I also sing to them. It helps calm them down when they are anxious.

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