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    Default Well, THAT was a first...

    So, I'm at my favorite club this afternoon, killing some time (yes, business is that slow right now).

    Almost immediately, I spot an uberstripper (tall, blonde, athletic and sporting a pair of at least 850cc implants); not really expecting one at 1PM, but there she is, and my lizard brain kicks in and I must have her. Unfortunately, she decides to get fuckoed with some dude at the bar, spending close to an hour with him (no dances, no money, not even drinks being bought), while he does the dreaded PL massage on her. Ugh.

    At least there's quite a number of high quality dancers around this afternoon, so I do not lack for lap-companionship. Finally, she finishes with the cockblocker, and comes directly over to me. She apologizes for spending so much time with the other dude, but he was working out a crick in her back so now she can dance for me. Okaaaaaaay.

    Song starts, and uberstripper does her thing. It's as good as I'd hoped. After two songs on the floor (always test drive your stripper before VIP, no matter how much you want her), I invite her to go upstairs. And then, "Oops, I can't. My next appointment just showed up."

    Huh? Appointment? Did I accidentally walk into my dentist's office by mistake and get a lap from the hygienist? So, I pay her for the two laps, and she asks if I'm going to be around awhile. I give her a non-commital answer and, sure enough, she heads over to the bar to pick her 2:00 and they head directly to VIP.

    Anyone else ever had a dancer turn down an offer for VIP? Especially in this economy, and as slow as most clubs are, I was downright stunned by this turn of events.

    CP

    PS, it turned out well. Her appointment only lasted about 25 minutes; when she came out of VIP I was getting lapped from someone else, so I didn't see her until she was walking back out from the dressing room and headed straight back to my table.

    Best VIP dances of the year, by far. And now, I'm in the appointment book, too.

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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    I fail to see your point.

    She blew you off, and asked you stick around... and you did.

    I'm not grasping the point of this post....

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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    What's the question? Are you curious as to her having arranged an appointment? Or are you wondering why she didn't blow him off for you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Palmer View Post
    Anyone else ever had a dancer turn down an offer for VIP? Especially in this economy, and as slow as most clubs are, I was downright stunned by this turn of events.
    Again, I don't understand what you're asking. It's not like she just turned you down for nothing. She turned down a VIP...for a VIP. And the other customer was probably a regular, so she would have more to lose in blowing him off than she would from turning you down.
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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    CP, I'm surprised that you'd have this reaction. Remember, it's just business to the uberstripper, and it's only good business to take the best care of your repeat customers as your top priority. Imagine that you were the regular. Would you want her to disregard your pre-arranged appointment for some new guy off the street? Anyhow, I'm glad it worked out for you and now you can make appointments too.

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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    Hey Chili, what club were you at and what's her name?

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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    keeping your appointments = good customer service

    And I mean, she even apologized for spending time with another customer and getting a backrub (I probably wouldn't do that, I don't feel like I have to apologize for every little thing I do in the club that doesn't affect anyone else and I'm entitled to spend my time however I like, especially if I have a bad back). So that was going above-and-beyond on her part. Also, as I was discussing in another thread recently, you HAVE NO IDEA of her prior relationship w/ the guy at the bar, and you have NO IDEA whether or not $$ was ultimately exchanged (or if he paid her earlier in the night, towards the end of the night, or is a regular who consistently gives her cash, etc.etc.etc.) It just annoys me when customers are nosy enough to presume to know what is happening between any given dancer and any given customer, cuz you'd be surprised at how different things look "from the outside" as opposed to what's REALLY going on between any 2 people.

    So now YOU'VE made an appointment with a dancer... maybe you'll be the guy who shows up next time who the dancer drops another guy for


    Also this is bad advice:
    (always test drive your stripper before VIP, no matter how much you want her)

    because table dances or LD's out on the floor or whatever are often WAY different than dances upstairs. That's another pet peeve of mine- when guys say "let me get a table dance first to 'test drive' you, THEN I'll get a VIP dance". the dances out on the floor are pretty tame (topless, can't sit on lap or touch any part of the guy with any part of your body except your hands, guy can't touch you at all) and the VIP dances (also topless) are in a private room with a couch & allow much more contact (no genital contact though). Totally different experiences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kennedymichaels View Post
    I fail to see your point.

    I'm not grasping the point of this post....
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    What's the question?

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    Hmm, I don't see this as that unusual if it's a club that doesn't regularly have a ton of girls on rotation. I used to book apts all the time at my old club, and yep I stuck to them, several girls booked in advace. There was only one other girl that rocked the big boobed, blonde bimbo look at my club, so we were in pretty high demand, and had to book in order to now piss of regs by having two that bought big chunks of time in the club at the exact same time.

    I think you guys have just been spoiled by having 50+ dancers on rotation at most clubs nowadays. Back when there were actually some hiring standards, there were a limited number of dancers per shift, so sometimes we were in VIP for an hour and a half after the club closed, just finishing up dances that were bought hours before. It was common for guys to have to wait and they rarely complained when my manager got out my VIP sheet and told them I was booked for the next however many hours. Damn, I miss the 90's. *sigh*

    My point is, you found a super hot dancer in high demand and she didn't know you from Adam. Be glad you are now on her schedule, I'm sure you will rarely have to wait now that she knows you...well, as long as you tipped well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post

    My point is, you found a super hot dancer in high demand and she didn't know you from Adam. Be glad you are now on her schedule, I'm sure you will rarely have to wait now that she knows you...well, as long as you tipped well.
    I really don't get this. Dancers, even hot ones, are like buses. If you miss one there will be another one coming around the corner in a few minutes. I take the position that a dancer should be thrilled to be on my schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Palmer View Post
    Anyone else ever had a dancer turn down an offer for VIP? Especially in this economy, and as slow as most clubs are, I was downright stunned by this turn of events.
    Well, she didn't really see it as turning down an offer for a VIP. She went and took care of her regular and hoped that you would be around when she was done.

    It's a calculated risk that dancers take every day. They may not always book appointments (though many do without using the word) but dancers are often faced with the dilemma of taking the quick cash in front of them or going with the regular when he is there and ready. Timing is everything and some regulars have a habit of showing up with limited time and money to spend. The dancer knows this and also knows that if she doesn't get his money somebody else probably will...and she may lose a regular.

    The fact that she got exactly what she wanted-his money and yours-proves that the logic works much of the time.
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    Uber stripper is right! I bet it will be nice to be able to set up a time with her in the future and KNOW that you won't have to sit around wasting time waiting for her to get done with a lame regular at the bar.

    I wonder how this business model would work with an entire club of dancers? I bet the customers would appreciate being able to get the girl they want exactly when they want her. There could also be girls who are un-booked available for walk in customers, too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I really don't get this. Dancers, even hot ones, are like buses. If you miss one there will be another one coming around the corner in a few minutes. I take the position that a dancer should be thrilled to be on my schedule.

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    Well, when I danced I was generally scheduled from 11-12 pm till close and stayed late to finish up extra dances from regs. So they could expect me to be flattered... or line up. Guess which one got dances?

    BTW - I'm not saying I'm that hot or anything...just that, yep there were other hot dancers, but for some reason I was always one of...well one or two that had to stay late due to demand. So, maybe my regs didn't realize another "bus" was on the way? Dunno.

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    Default Re: Well, THAT was a first...

    I've never had that happen to me, at least not so far.

    And if it ever does, like FBR said, I'll just wait for the next dancer-bus to roll on by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    I've never had that happen to me, at least not so far.

    And if it ever does, like FBR said, I'll just wait for the next dancer-bus to roll on by.
    Well of course you would!! You're a girl, so even when sex is involved, logic is your friend.

    J/K guys. Yanno I love you all....just..well, your brains tend to run and hide when sex enters the picture, which btw if my FAV trait in men.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post

    J/K guys. Yanno I love you all....just..well, your brains tend to run and hide when sex enters the picture, which btw if my FAV trait in men.
    Ha! You only love certain people who shall remain nameless

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Ha! You only love certain people who shall remain nameless

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    Hey, I was in chat for quiet a while tonight and didn't see you in there trying to woo me. I'm and old fashioned girl and require much wooing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post
    Well of course you would!! You're a girl, so even when sex is involved, logic is your friend.

    LOL
    You're giving a sex-obsessed-pervert-with-a-very-short-attention-span like me MUCH too much credit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Palmer View Post
    Huh? Appointment? Did I accidentally walk into my dentist's office by mistake and get a lap from the hygienist? So, I pay her for the two laps, and she asks if I'm going to be around awhile. I give her a non-commital answer and, sure enough, she heads over to the bar to pick her 2:00 and they head directly to VIP.
    I love the post, CP. I don't quite understand all the hub-bub over it, but hell, controversy is this site's best friend.

    I've had the same experience recently. Except I thought that I had the appointment. After exchanging texts with a favorite when she sends me her schedule, I give her mine. I'll be at the club at 11:30. I go out of my way to get there and arrive on time. She's happy to see me, gives me a single, quick dance, then announces that some dude has purchased her off the floor.

    What about our 11:30? I don't even go there. I leave and head to my Boulder hangout instead. True I was looking forward to the encounter, but I guess that I can get out bid at any moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I really don't get this. Dancers, even hot ones, are like buses. If you miss one there will be another one coming around the corner in a few minutes. I take the position that a dancer should be thrilled to be on my schedule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kennedymichaels View Post
    Worst quotation of Gucci Man I've ever heard.

    Give credit where credit is due

    "On to the next one, more fish in the sea.
    Girls are like buses. Miss one -- next fifteen one coming"
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    Sorry, that phrase is older than you, me and FBR.
    I'm pretty sure your post would be the first Gucci Man quotation on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Ernie View Post
    BWAAHAAHAA

    Sorry, that phrase is older than you, me and FBR.
    I'm pretty sure your post would be the first Gucci Man quotation on this board.
    Ya, I was thinking it wasn't a Gucci Man original. My Grandma used to say that about men all the time and that was WAY before Gucci Man.
    "I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kennedymichaels View Post
    Worst quotation of Gucci Man I've ever heard.

    Give credit where credit is due

    "On to the next one, more fish in the sea.
    Girls are like buses. Miss one -- next fifteen one coming"
    -gucci man for mario- break up
    To be honest I've never heard of Gucci Man.

    My former boss who died last year at the ripe age of 94 used to say when we were talking about customer attrition "Customers are like street cars, there's always another one coming around the corner". I'm not so sure that's true nowadays but it always stuck with me. So I give him credit instead of your Gucci Man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    I really don't get this. Dancers, even hot ones, are like buses. If you miss one there will be another one coming around the corner in a few minutes. I take the position that a dancer should be thrilled to be on my schedule.

    FBR
    But what do I do if all the other buses (is that the plural of bus?) have:

    Flat tires
    Only low beam headlights
    busted grills
    saggy seats
    are covered with graffiti

    I'll just sit at the bar and wait for "Bambi" It's only gonna be 2 or 3 hours.
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