So, I'm at my favorite club this afternoon, killing some time (yes, business is that slow right now).
Almost immediately, I spot an uberstripper (tall, blonde, athletic and sporting a pair of at least 850cc implants); not really expecting one at 1PM, but there she is, and my lizard brain kicks in and I must have her. Unfortunately, she decides to get fuckoed with some dude at the bar, spending close to an hour with him (no dances, no money, not even drinks being bought), while he does the dreaded PL massage on her. Ugh.
At least there's quite a number of high quality dancers around this afternoon, so I do not lack for lap-companionship. Finally, she finishes with the cockblocker, and comes directly over to me. She apologizes for spending so much time with the other dude, but he was working out a crick in her back so now she can dance for me. Okaaaaaaay.
Song starts, and uberstripper does her thing. It's as good as I'd hoped. After two songs on the floor (always test drive your stripper before VIP, no matter how much you want her), I invite her to go upstairs. And then, "Oops, I can't. My next appointment just showed up."
Huh? Appointment? Did I accidentally walk into my dentist's office by mistake and get a lap from the hygienist? So, I pay her for the two laps, and she asks if I'm going to be around awhile. I give her a non-commital answer and, sure enough, she heads over to the bar to pick her 2:00 and they head directly to VIP.
Anyone else ever had a dancer turn down an offer for VIP? Especially in this economy, and as slow as most clubs are, I was downright stunned by this turn of events.
CP
PS, it turned out well. Her appointment only lasted about 25 minutes; when she came out of VIP I was getting lapped from someone else, so I didn't see her until she was walking back out from the dressing room and headed straight back to my table.
Best VIP dances of the year, by far. And now, I'm in the appointment book, too.![]()



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