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    Duh Bizarre gifts

    I've known girls to get cars, Tiffany jewelry, $$$, puppies, but what's the most bizarre gift you've gotten from a customer?
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    A pumpkin. It's a long story. LoL.
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    A pumpkin. It's a long story. LoL.
    You should have seen it before midnight though.

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    "Gitaroo man" for PS2

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    a solid chocolate shoe, autographed by the customer. The same customer also gave me a box full of his daughter's used old clothes mixed with a bunch of autographed pictures of himself. They were nice designer clothes, but still, it was insulting.
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    ^^^ that is just strange.

    I had a customer buy me a parrot cage because I needed one for keeping the wildlife I rescue. I was pretty stoked cause I didn't ask for it and it saved me $300. Same customer also asked if I needed any sheets cause target was having a sale on 400 thread count. I just said I had too many cause I didn't have the heart to tell him I only sleep on 1000 thread count haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    You should have seen it before midnight though.
    You're not kidding!!
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    i remember walking into work one night and there was a crib and stroller in the bar. some customer had brought it for a dancer he liked who had a 3 mo old baby.

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    One of the dancers I'm friendly with is extremely practical when it comes to birthday and christmas gifts. A typical one might be "go to the DIY store, buy some shelves and put them up for me".

    I've long given up buying her perfume, chocolates, etc.

    Phil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil-W View Post
    One of the dancers I'm friendly with is extremely practical when it comes to birthday and christmas gifts. A typical one might be "go to the DIY store, buy some shelves and put them up for me".

    I've long given up buying her perfume, chocolates, etc.

    Phil.
    Good for you. I hate it when dudes think I want flowers. I just look at them and think about how much money I could of gotten instead of these stupid plants.

    I once got a bag of cheeseburgers (I didn't eat them though)

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    A cigarette pack, empty except for 2 cigarettes (different brand than the box) 2 pens, and a crudely written note on a post it inviting me to dinner at a nasty, cheap, nautical themed restaurant.
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    As Katherine Hepburn put it so eloquently " Nature is what we were put here to rise above"

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    one stormy night a customer gave me a rain poncho, saying he didn't want my makeup and "cute little outfit" to get messed up when i left. Cause, you know, i wear my work stuff out to the car...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    A cigarette pack, empty except for 2 cigarettes (different brand than the box) 2 pens, and a crudely written note on a post it inviting me to dinner at a nasty, cheap, nautical themed restaurant.
    Did he ask if you wanted a sip of his drink instead of buying you one?

    Some guys say that and I think they're joking. Ha ha they are not.




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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    one stormy night a customer gave me a rain poncho, saying he didn't want my makeup and "cute little outfit" to get messed up when i left. Cause, you know, i wear my work stuff out to the car...
    I totally do. Doesn't everyone?
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    So far, the only gift I've gotten was a rose. I thought it was extra sweet because he tied a purple crystal butterfly around the neck of the vase as his way of showing that he remembered something unique about me- in this case, the tattoo of a purple butterfly on my upper back.

    Same customer brings me 1-3 packs of cigarettes and lighters every night he comes in, has offered to buy me my own topnotch pool stick, give me my pick of his three houses, and swears up and down that he's buying me a car. The house, I would never do, but it seems my hands are tied on the car if he comes through (which the realist in me doubts, but we do have a mutual OTC friend who confirms that he really could if he wants to)

    So I think that impending poolstick might be it. lol
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    Did he ask if you wanted a sip of his drink instead of buying you one?

    Some guys say that and I think they're joking. Ha ha they are not.
    Lol, Haven't gotten that one yet, thank God. However, I have for some reason had a huge influx in customers offer to buy me a drink and then qualifying it as "well only!! well only!!" That in itself wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that these are always the guys who act like they're such a big spender and are doing me the hugest favor to buy a drink, often after watching me dance around for little to no tips.

    I have also had guys buy me a drink and then ask me to share it with them. Gross.
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    As Katherine Hepburn put it so eloquently " Nature is what we were put here to rise above"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue_Dust_Bunny View Post
    Good for you. I hate it when dudes think I want flowers. I just look at them and think about how much money I could of gotten instead of these stupid plants.

    I once got a bag of cheeseburgers (I didn't eat them though)
    Yes!!!! Thank you!!! I HATE getting a 300$ bouquet of flowers that look pretty for about a week, then I watch them die, it's depressing, especially thinking about what I could have done with that money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    Yes!!!! Thank you!!! I HATE getting a 300$ bouquet of flowers that look pretty for about a week, then I watch them die, it's depressing, especially thinking about what I could have done with that money.
    I'm the mirror image. I have several female friends who like getting the odd 'surprise' bouquet of flowers - which I duly buy from time to time because it gives them pleasure.

    But like you, I watch them wilt - and think "wouldn't you rather have had something a little more lasting".

    Phil.

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    Oh, I got one, I got one. A box set of comemerative coins. They should increase in value some day. Unfortunately, I have no idea where I put them, doh!

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    A stuffed white tiger.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    A fish. A salmon to be exact. It was cleaned and in a bucket of ice. The manager let me keep it in the beer cooler until the end of my shift. I had a great barbecue the next day.


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    i'd love to get a salmon. Instead i have a regular who works at Krispy Kreme and periodically brings me--you guessed it--three dozen krispy kreme doughnuts. I want to say "come on man, i work in an appearance based industry!" but of course i go the "ohh, you're so sweet!" route. The bouncers and bulimic girls love it when he brings my doughnuts.

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    I've also gotten a pumpkin. Someone gave me a Stetson cowboy hat. I like getting flowers. I guess the coolest thing is I used to have a customer that would bring me sushi. My favorite kind, tamago.

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    A really sweet kid I knew in Guam once brought me a bottle of Tabasco Brand Soy Sauce. I can't even remember how it came up that I like hot sauce on everything but he gave it to me. I was really touched. He was one of my best custies at the time.
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