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    "The economy is so bad that:

    •I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    •I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

    •CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

    •If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    •Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    •McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    •Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learnt their children’s names.

    •A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    •Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    •The Mafia is laying off judges.

    •Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    And finally one I don’t agree with, but in the interests of completeness:

    •Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

    ◦Oh, great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    “Boom boom”, as they used to say in Vaudeville."

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    ^^^needed that laugh today

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    Now THOSE are funny!!!

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    ^^^ admittedly, it's easier to laugh when you're no longer in the USA !

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    Haha!Very good,especially about the truckload of americans!

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    The mafia is laying off judges.


    If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.


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