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    I haven't been to work for 2 weeks.

    The reason for this is that both clubs I work at have been deader than a funeral parlour. I'm not exaggerating, there hasn't been a customer to be seen. We have to start at 9pm and the earliest you can go home is 4.30am even if there are no customers unless you are ill. The prospect of sitting around with literally nothing to do and not even making house fee is so depressing that I decided I would rather be at home making nothing than there making nothing. I expect the odd bad/dodgy night but this is just ridiculous, the top earners have practically been in tears over not making mortgage payments.

    Am determined to drag myself back tonight to see if it's picked up yet and if it's still totally dead at 1.30am I will feign illness and go home. But I don't want to go incase it's still bad. But I need to go and see...............argh!

    I HAVE TO GO..................Don't I?!

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    Default Re: Give me a kick up the ass please

    A wed night in London should be ok, u have to go in and give it a try just do the fake illness thing if it's dead, goodluck hun x
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    Default Re: Give me a kick up the ass please

    Both the clubs I work at have been really dead lately
    too. :/ Its usually busy at this time of year so I don't know what's
    going on...August was twice as busy! I'm becoming severely
    burnt out. I used to have myself on a strict
    schedule, I never skipped work but the past few weeks I've only worked a few days.

    Are there any other clubs in your town?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coco34 View Post
    Both the clubs I work at have been really dead lately
    too. :/ Its usually busy at this time of year so I don't know what's
    going on...August was twice as busy! I'm becoming severely
    burnt out. I used to have myself on a strict
    schedule, I never skipped work but the past few weeks I've only worked a few days.

    Are there any other clubs in your town?

    I just don't know whats wrong with the place at the moment, it's shocking. August was slow as predicted here but Sept didn;t pick up and neither has Oct yet.

    Like you I normally stick to a strict 4 nights per week schedule but there hasn't been any point in going lately.

    I work in London so there are loads of clubs but given the number of girls club hopping trying to find where the money has gone I don't think it's very good anywhere.

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    Your right about it not picking up, maybe try out of town.
    xoxo

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    Default Re: Give me a kick up the ass please

    I'm no help. I am supposed to be getting ready to go to the club right now.

    Been making good money when I do go but agree that hanging out waiting for customers to roll in is no fun.




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    OMG it was dire. I threw in the towel at 3am. You know it's an awful night when the top earner goes home at 2am! Not a customer to be seen and about 35 girls, which doesn't sound like much but the club is very small. It looked busy cos there were so many of us but on closer inspection there must have been 15 customers all night and am not kidding when I say I saw literally 4 girls dancing. Apparently monday and tuesday were ok though so I'll do this week (let's see if if I can make back the house fee I lost last night) and next week and if its still crap then maybe Chanzep is right and it's time to get out of london for a while.

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    The last two nights I worked were dead beyond belief. By midnight on Tuesday, I'd made $40. But then I decided to approach one last guy that somehow the other girls hadn't gotten to yet, and he ended up tipping me over $200. And last night, I'd made $25 by right before last call, and I approached one last guy, who ended up wanting a triple dance, and tipped me about $125. So, you see, it only takes one guy. You never know who's just sitting there, waiting to spend hundreds on the first girl who approaches him. Even if there's not that many guys there, and even if there's so many girls that getting to a guy first is very unlikely, just chance it. You never know.

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    last night wasn't much better. I made the house fee, plus the rest of wednesdays house fee so we are now even again. Let's see what tonight brings.

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    Bring a book!! Something to entertain you until the customers come in.
    Better to go and make something than stay home and make nothing!
    Good luck!

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    Sorry your havin a bad time, but your not the only one, I went to work yest after not bein in all week due to flu, wished I stayed at home, stayin at home 2nght and workin Sat , It should start gettin better soon, goodluck x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christyismyalias View Post
    Bring a book!! Something to entertain you until the customers come in.
    Better to go and make something than stay home and make nothing!
    Good luck!
    Agreed. What I have a problem is, is going in and making nothing in an empty club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanzep View Post
    Sorry your havin a bad time, but your not the only one, I went to work yest after not bein in all week due to flu, wished I stayed at home, stayin at home 2nght and workin Sat , It should start gettin better soon, goodluck x
    Thanks hun. Hope it's going ok for you this weekend?

    Friday was much better for me but I cheated a bit- a few of us went out before our shift to a bar where loads of rich business men go after work and took them back to the club with us. Kind of like flyering but for ourselves, not the club! Slightly unconventional but mohammed and mountains and all that.........a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!

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    My shift got cancelled tonight!, cos been off sick all week, I don't mind tho I need a few days to myself, so here I am at home!, good idea gettin the men from the bar glad u had a good night x
    xoxo

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