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    I was wondering if anyone else had strange customer to customer experiences in strip clubs. I had a very strange experience a little while ago. Two Sundays ago I visited a club that I frequent. Boy was I in for a ride... The night starts out with me making my way into the club and walking up to the bar. This guy comes up to me and buys everybody at the bar a round. We talked a bit, casually, I thanked him for the drink. This guy had a very high energy level; he was practically bouncing up and down.

    I go to sit down with a cute dancer I see there often. We sit at a table not too far from this guy. He has a couple dancers with him along with his uncle. He keeps on trying to get us to come over to his table. We politely refuse. We carry on a conversation between the two tables which morphs into him lecturing us on Greek mythology. Somehow I didn't see that coming. This is proceeded by a comparison of where we graduated from, followed by the inevitable income comparison. When the dancer left temporarily (as dancers tend to do) he came to my table and insisted that I, of all things ARM WRESTLE him! I had to have a arm wrestling match in a fucking strip club with this psychotic goon to get him to leave me alone.

    He sees the bathroom attendant talking to his uncle and starts licking his knuckles talking to the bartender about how he would pay $1000 if the bartender would let him kick the bathroom attendant's ass. At some point he turns his attention to a couple guys with their baseball hats cocked and turns extremely livid that the 'no cocked baseball hats' rule is not being enforced. He threatened to call the BBB if such blatant infractions persisted.

    These sort of antics proceed the whole night. He would do things like insist that I match his $20 tips. He would try to stick money in my pocket to go tip a particular dancer. He noticed that I ran out of smokes and then gave me the rest of his pack.

    This guy was some bizarre hybrid. The best way to describe it was 'Milwaukee gangster' meets 'silver spoon in mouth' that kinda wants to be your friend and kinda wants to kick your ass. I'd never experienced anything like this. It was quite a show! It was a bit too much excitement for the night, I had to settle down. After he left, the last hours of the night I spent playing Sudoku with a stripper.

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    Pretty much all of us don't give a fuck about other customers. We ignore them and concentrate on our own club fun. Your first post could have been more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GougeAway View Post
    ***He sees the bathroom attendant talking to his uncle and starts licking his knuckles talking to the bartender about how he would pay $1000 if the bartender would let him kick the bathroom attendant's ass.
    I believe at this point the bartender would tell the manager what happened and a bouncer would probably remove him from the club. End of problem.

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    There are other customers in the club? I've never noticed...
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    I have to deal with other customer BS with virtually every visit. Although most of it is amiable, it's annoying as hell.

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    I try to avoid looking at, noticing, seeing, and especially recognizing other customers. Jeez, if I recognize them, they are likely to recognize me!

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    That guy sounds like he's on the cocaine.

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    You mean everyone there isn't normal? LOL.

    In the past few months, I've heard of a guy who brings ordinary rocks into the club to give girls and another who supposedly wraps a rubber band around his scrotum before he comes in. I've seen another guy carrying a spanking paddle and another set a table with flowers and a tablecloth, not to mention the guys
    wearing gym trunks in winter or the ones with the "thousand-yard-stare".
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    I had a guy who was very excited about having purchased a pair of dancer panties offer to let me smell them. When the dancer I was taking to returned from the bathroom, he offered to let her smell them, too. Then he said I should come over to his place sometime as he throws a lot of barbecues. His biggest concern at the time was figuring out where to hide the panties so his wife wouldn't find them.
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    This is why it's best to avoid all contact with other customers in the club. They are just a nuisance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy_Guy View Post
    I had a guy who was very excited about having purchased a pair of dancer panties offer to let me smell them. When the dancer I was taking to returned from the bathroom, he offered to let her smell them, too. Then he said I should come over to his place sometime as he throws a lot of barbecues. His biggest concern at the time was figuring out where to hide the panties so his wife wouldn't find them.
    You wouldn't believe how many guys have wanted to buy my panties....It's really disturbing. I've even had my g's stolen from the stage a few times. Being retired, I've now got a few offers to buy underwear I wear around for a few days!! Ick!!

    Sniffing our lady-bits is apparently a biggie for a lot of dudes. While I don't feel that it's weird per se, I only really like to sniff people I'm involved with.
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    Club regulars, at least I assume they are club regulars. They make a grand entrance by walking through the club saying hello to all of the dancers, even if the dancer is sitting with a customer.

    I always wondered how much they actually spend on the dancers.

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    I once was buttonholed by a customer who insisted on telling me which dancers he was going to masturbate over that night.

    "Yeah, thanks", muttered I, moving in the general direction of away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KiwiStrawberry Splenda View Post
    That guy sounds like he's on the cocaine.
    This made me LOL in a public place.

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    Once upon a time, I was sitting in my favorite club, leaning back against the wall, enjoying my drink, a nice cigar and the view while pondering which of my ATF's of the moment I should begin my evening, when I notice through the legs of the lovely lady on stage, at a table all the way across the room, at the opposite end of the club, some guy who looks like the bastard love child of a ménage à trois between Charles Manson, Travis Bickle and Foster Brooks, glaring directly in my direction. Since the stage is directly between us, I figure that he just staring at the stage, turning on his considerable charms for the benefit of the dancers.

    So, I ignore it, order another drink from the waitress. After paying her, I look up from putting away my wallet, and here's Mr. Personality, who's suddenly rushed (well, I didn't see him coming, so it might well have been more like a careening stumble) across the room, standing unsteadily at my table and up in my grill, shouting : "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU"RE A COP!! STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!!!!"

    I did my futile best to try to calm him down and assure him that I wasn't a cop, I had no idea who he was, and I most definitely was not following him, (though I acknowledged that, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not all out to get you.) At which point all the nice bouncers whom I make a point of tipping now and again to ensure their utter blindness in the VIP room earned every penny that I ever threw their way by simultaneously soiling themselves, and disappearing as quickly as possible to wherever it was bouncers disappear to to clean shit out of their shorts.

    Discretion being the better part of valor, decided that this would be an excellent opportunity to call it an early night. I gulped down my drink, hotboxed what remained of my cigar and took my leave, saving my lapdance allowance for another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Pretty much all of us don't give a fuck about other customers. We ignore them and concentrate on our own club fun.

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    There are times when its fun in and of itself to just take it all in. The whole club becomes the show and I just sit in the back and become part of the scenery; watching it all unfold.

    Other times it feels better to be the show, and I start looking for a dancer/partner-in-crime to cut up with and get the crowd up and tipping.

    Most of the time its like you say, but its old habit and I can't turn it off completely. I am always aware of the customers, dancers, club staff, etc. Even if I don't actually want to be.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    To me, any customer that can easily distract themselves from the girls to find the time to annoy/converse with other customers is simply in the wrong gender of strip club and may find more amiable drinking buddies in another type of bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyMac View Post
    To me, any customer that can easily distract themselves from the girls to find the time to annoy/converse with other customers is simply in the wrong gender of strip club and may find more amiable drinking buddies in another type of bar.
    Actually if a PL appears to have friends he will not appear to be a sociopath to the dancers. One can also network and find out what dancers one may want to get to know better. Of course the guy could be a pain in the ass but then just ignore him.

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    I sold a VIP to an older white, but trying really hard to look young and cool, customer. He was trashed. We get upstairs and go to sit down, but he wants to buy these two young guys at the bar shots. So, I end up chit chatting with one of the young guys and he thought my customer was kind of weird. The customer insists that the two guys party with us, so I grab a friend. The guy pays each of us 800$ off the bat. We dance for him and the two guys, while the customer is chatting away with the two young guys.

    Then, the customer was like, "Wanna see something cool?" and lifted up his shirt, exposing a nipple piercing. But not an ordinary nipple piercing. It was pierced both sideways and up and down, with a really big gauge, it looked bondage-y. He was really excited about shoving it in two young guys' faces.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    I sold a VIP to an older white, but trying really hard to look young and cool, customer. He was trashed. We get upstairs and go to sit down, but he wants to buy these two young guys at the bar shots. So, I end up chit chatting with one of the young guys and he thought my customer was kind of weird. The customer insists that the two guys party with us, so I grab a friend. The guy pays each of us 800$ off the bat. We dance for him and the two guys, while the customer is chatting away with the two young guys.

    Then, the customer was like, "Wanna see something cool?" and lifted up his shirt, exposing a nipple piercing. But not an ordinary nipple piercing. It was pierced both sideways and up and down, with a really big gauge, it looked bondage-y. He was really excited about shoving it in two young guys' faces.
    So the guy is a closeted, and perhaps to himself as well, gay who uses hetro situations to draw younger men in order to get closer to them in circumstances he thinks are conventional [but are obvious to anyone else as anything but].

    Unusual but not unheard of.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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