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I was wondering if anyone else had strange customer to customer experiences in strip clubs. I had a very strange experience a little while ago. Two Sundays ago I visited a club that I frequent. Boy was I in for a ride... The night starts out with me making my way into the club and walking up to the bar. This guy comes up to me and buys everybody at the bar a round. We talked a bit, casually, I thanked him for the drink. This guy had a very high energy level; he was practically bouncing up and down.
I go to sit down with a cute dancer I see there often. We sit at a table not too far from this guy. He has a couple dancers with him along with his uncle. He keeps on trying to get us to come over to his table. We politely refuse. We carry on a conversation between the two tables which morphs into him lecturing us on Greek mythology. Somehow I didn't see that coming. This is proceeded by a comparison of where we graduated from, followed by the inevitable income comparison. When the dancer left temporarily (as dancers tend to do) he came to my table and insisted that I, of all things ARM WRESTLE him! I had to have a arm wrestling match in a fucking strip club with this psychotic goon to get him to leave me alone.
He sees the bathroom attendant talking to his uncle and starts licking his knuckles talking to the bartender about how he would pay $1000 if the bartender would let him kick the bathroom attendant's ass. At some point he turns his attention to a couple guys with their baseball hats cocked and turns extremely livid that the 'no cocked baseball hats' rule is not being enforced. He threatened to call the BBB if such blatant infractions persisted.
These sort of antics proceed the whole night. He would do things like insist that I match his $20 tips. He would try to stick money in my pocket to go tip a particular dancer. He noticed that I ran out of smokes and then gave me the rest of his pack.
This guy was some bizarre hybrid. The best way to describe it was 'Milwaukee gangster' meets 'silver spoon in mouth' that kinda wants to be your friend and kinda wants to kick your ass. I'd never experienced anything like this. It was quite a show! It was a bit too much excitement for the night, I had to settle down. After he left, the last hours of the night I spent playing Sudoku with a stripper.



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