I'm working with the marketing & events director for a club to do a "stripper olympics". So far I have;
1. Twister
2. no hands dollar bill pick up
3. dance competition, every competitor must use the same song.
Any suggestions?

I'm working with the marketing & events director for a club to do a "stripper olympics". So far I have;
1. Twister
2. no hands dollar bill pick up
3. dance competition, every competitor must use the same song.
Any suggestions?





Hottest Duo Dance
Sluttiest Outfit
Fastest Bitchslap
Contortionist event
Alternative look event (tattoos and piercings)
Fire dancing
Best use of props
Water event (stage shower, bubble bath etc.)
Instead of every competitor using the same song, why not insist that every dancer execute certain moves, like they do with real Olympics gymnastics, figure skating and synchronized swimming. Like a pole invert or floor work etc. The same song over and over will bore the audience.
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Looking for wacky events also, think waitresses racing in stripper heels while carrying a tray of drinks in one hand. Fastest bitch slap has some possibilities if I can get my hands on one of these.












Awesome.
Highest/craziest heels/wildest outfit competition..
Love fastest bitchslap.. I got it in the bag.




Best hair
best make up
high heel race
fastest champagne room sale
biggest tip
fat guy lapdance maneuvering
speed dressing (and undressing)
ninja defenses against a room of gropers and grabbers


The 'Earl the Pearl Gonad Punch'







I was thinking of tying this in to a "beauty" portion of the competition. Where the dancer has to answer a Miss America type question possibly on a subject that most dancers would not know, like string theory or quantum physics. They don't have to get get the correct answer, just an answer that sounds plausible no matter how far off from the actual answer.





1. Best purr sound (I love a dancer's purring in my ear.).
2. Longest strip-tease (the winner is the dancer that wears the most amount of stripper wear and takes the longest time removing every article of clothing)
3. Longest non-stop lap dance.
4. Pole dancing with a greasy slippery pole.
5. Best kickboxer (place a dummy in front of them and they kick the dummy when he gets fresh).
This one could be interesting. Check out this quick change: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p40L8amjjA
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!








- fake orgasm contest
- team undressing (where you have to undress each other without using hands)
- find the dollar competitions where you hide on guys and the girl who finds all of them first wins


Most difficult song (and who can earn the most tips dancing to it).
A good example would be Weird Al's "Hardware Store" because it's so damn fast and insane.
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