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    Default Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    and were telling the truth? Random custy, not someone you knew.

    And since I pretty much know that all SWers will answer "of course not, I only fake horniness for the PLs," a secondary question is whether you know of other dancers who tell the customers they are horny, and are being truthful?

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    no and no.
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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    No and only the prostitutes.

    Plus I think there are more eloquent ways of describing your sexual status than using "I'm horny." Ugh grosses me out.

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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    yes, and yes i meant it. there are a couple things i'll lie about, but i'm mostly honest. i try not to say it, though, because i get asked for sex (and they don't even offer to pay. i mean, either way i'm gonna say no, but geez. it's so much more offensive when they assume i'm that desperate). i don't even like to work if i'm horny, because they can just pick up on it, and i end up lucky to make house.

    other girls...some say it. i have no idea if it's the truth.
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    The reason I ask is, I've been a club regular at one place for a couple of years, and who I am, what I spend, and who I generally like to see are pretty well known.

    But in the last month, including one today, I've had four different girls use "I'm pretty horny today" on me. And they weren't generally doing it in the heat of the moment or directly at me ("you make-a me so horrrrrny"). More just as a general FYI. Granted, a couple were new girls I think were using it as a line. But one was a girl I've known off and on the whole time, who now wants to tell me when she's horny and how many times she masturbated before she came to work that day. "That's why it's so fluffy!"

    It's kind of a new one on me, I never looked for or responded to these kinds of lines, so I was just wondering.

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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    Fluffy? Da fuck?

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    Fluffy? Da fuck?
    I LOL'ed goldi. That was awesome.

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    Fluffy? Da fuck?
    Pussoire. As in, it's had a workout.

    "Fluffy" is her word, not mine.

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    Ewwww...
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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    ive told customers that i was horny, although i usually find a more eloquent way to phrase it. Just saying "im horny... wanna dance?" is rather tacky. Usually things along the lines of "teasing you turns me on" or something similar is more my style. I much prefer the phrase "turned on" to "horny."

    Once in a while ive meant it. :: I have an active sex drive i guess .
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    and were telling the truth? Random custy, not someone you knew.

    And since I pretty much know that all SWers will answer "of course not, I only fake horniness for the PLs," a secondary question is whether you know of other dancers who tell the customers they are horny, and are being truthful?
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    How would we know if other dancers were being honest?
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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    No, because I've never been horny at the SC.

    I wouldn't lie about it either... I'm a really shitty liar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    ....But one was a girl I've known off and on the whole time, who now wants to tell me when she's horny and how many times she masturbated before she came to work that day...
    If you brought dances, I think you've just answered your question about her motivation in telling you that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    How would we know if other dancers were being honest?
    Is that an existential question?

    How do you ever know anyone is being honest about anything?

    Just from the circumstances I guess, how well you know them, whether they're a truthful person, whether their actions match their words, whether they have a motive to lie, etc etc etc.

    It's not rocket surgery.

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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    I don't think that I have ever told a customer that I was horny. They ask sometimes, but I just ignore the question or tell them no. The strip club is about the least sexy place in the world for me. I think about sex more at the dmv.

    As far as other girls, if I hear a chick tell a customer that she's horny, I don't give it enough thought to wonder if she's telling the truth. It's like when someone says, "I'm hungry." I don't wonder if they really are hungry.
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    Yes. Sometimes the truth, sometimes not. I wouldn't use it as an opener though. Not sure what other girls do, I don't pay attention to their hustle, nor can I read their minds to see if they were horny or not. WTF, how would we even know if they were lying?

    Actually..wait, I have a story. I was at an SC, as a custy, with some friends. One guy got dances, and upon his return, he said the dancer told him she was so horny, she was getting up to go to the bathroom to change her panties. I wanted to get a dance from her, so we went to the bathroom together first (I didn't know where it was and needed to pee). She did not change at any point, we did not discuss sex or horniness, and she did not display any characteristics of an aroused woman. Hell, she didn't even go into the bathroom stall, just adjusted her makeup and washed her hands.

    My friend still would not believe that she was playing him, because he had not spent that much money on dances...that night. He was a regular customer before and after though......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    Is that an existential question?

    How do you ever know anyone is being honest about anything?

    Just from the circumstances I guess, how well you know them, whether they're a truthful person, whether their actions match their words, whether they have a motive to lie, etc etc etc.

    It's not rocket surgery.
    Rocket surgery??

    For that matter how do I know Im actually sitting here at my computer really posting something on this site?

    My job is to lie to you, same as theirs. What does knowing them have to do with anything? Give me a break.
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    Rocket surgery??
    Nice catch. I meant brain science.

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    My job is to lie to you, same as theirs.
    Anyone who thinks this is their job with me, never gets past 1 or 2 visits. This is the part of the club experience I dislike the most. I'd rather just have a normal conversation with a normal girl, followed by some fun naked time -- which she does not because she "likes" me, or because she's attracted to me, but because it's her job, which she does well and enthusiastically.

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    The economy's crummy and the competition amongst dancers is fierce. Many are saying (and doing) things that they probably didn't say (or do) when things were fiscally better.

    Dog eat dog world.

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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    Many dancers will claim this, however unless they place your hand (even just for a few seconds) there to prove it - its nearly always fake

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    Default Re: Have you ever told a customer you were horny

    no.

    Well, I think there's been a few times when I've told a regular (whom I've known for years) that I really hope I get laid that night or whatever.... but that's not the same.

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    I don't think I've said it before but I HAVE been turned on giving dances at times, if the guy is exceptionally hot and it usually results in my being embarassed. In turn, I initially give what is probably a shitty dance as I'm thinking, "Damn, if I met him out somewhere else, I'd totally try to date him." (if I'm single) or, "Damn, my boyfriend would get mad if he knew how hot this guy is" otherwise. Hasn't happened enough times for me to give it too much thought, since chemistry cannot be built properly enough in a club to make me truly horny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoast101 View Post
    Many dancers will claim this, however unless they place your hand (even just for a few seconds) there to prove it - its nearly always fake
    Uh, how the hell would you know that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    Anyone who thinks this is their job with me, never gets past 1 or 2 visits. This is the part of the club experience I dislike the most. I'd rather just have a normal conversation with a normal girl, followed by some fun naked time -- which she does not because she "likes" me, or because she's attracted to me, but because it's her job, which she does well and enthusiastically.
    LoL. This is assuming you know Im lying to you.
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