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    Angry When the custie steals a kiss



    Arrrggggghhhhh! I am seriously so angered by this. Here's the scenario:

    You're with a customer, be it 3 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour, whatever. You guys are cool, chit chatting away, doing a few dances, drinking, whatever. You may be snuggled up close to them for a few reasons. #1 the music is hella loud and you don't wanna shout or keep doing the "lean in"(when you lean in to say something or hear the custie), #2 it feels more intimate to be seated closely and have them stare into your eyes (read: hypnosis hustling), #3 you're trying to be funny and be all up in their grill. Or hey, maybe you're not that damn close to them, but you're less than an arm's length away instead of having-your-head-on-their-shoulder kind of close.

    Then what happens? That bitch ass mutha fucka swoops in unannounced blitz style and catches you by surprise by stealing a kiss!!

    What.the.fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!

    Or he'll do it where, he's holding your face like Aw you're so precious, then Boom, he jerks in for a quickie kissie. By the time you pull away its a done deal. They lips done already touched yours.

    Other variations of how these mofos will do a lip robbery on yo ass:
    -He first kisses you on the cheek, then does a switcharoo and snags all or part of your lips.
    -When you're dancing for him and you put your face close to his, Boom, his neck shoots forward and his lips score a touchdown on your lips.

    Ok so I know, I am not the only one this has happened to. This has even happened to me several different times. Until this started happening, I was ill prepared for such tactics.

    Now, a bitch stay on the lookout. Because of these robberies, I hate hate hate when people hold my face. I don't give a fuck if you're saying Praise Jesus for this beautiful child, homie you are not holding my face.

    I also have to be quicker than a professional boxer whenever I do lean ins. Might even have to juke em a few times. Gotta keep the pivot (face at an angle, lips out of range). When they talk to me, they talk to my ear hole, not directly to my face if I am within robbery distance.

    You can kiss my hand but if you want to kiss me on the cheek? Red flag! Warning! Proceed and I may be getting robbed soon!

    During close dances, I have to keep my chin tucked and eyes wide open.

    Going to work now is like a fucking battle. I have to make sure I don't get got! I was slippin the other night and got got TWICE by the same customer! Fuck that shit. I aint gettin robbed anymore!!

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    i know how you feel. that shit pisses me off so much!

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    When people try this with me they get the forearm straight the to throat and me walking out of a dance.

    That is one thing I have a ZERO tolerance policy for.
    I hate this more than anything that a customer has ever done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    When people try this with me they get the forearm straight the to throat and me walking out of a dance.

    That is one thing I have a ZERO tolerance policy for.
    I hate this more than anything that a customer has ever done.
    Agree 100%! This or licking me will get you hit.
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    Slap him in the face. Or get angry and embarrass him. I always ask them if they like the rape kiss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Agree 100%! This or licking me will get you hit.
    For some reason... people really like to lick my back.
    I always pause, take a deep breath... and then throw my elbow into their face as hard as I can and leave to shower in the back.
    Ugh. How could I have forgotten about the lickers.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    I hate this more than anything that a customer has ever done.
    Yesssssssssssss. Number one by far. Second is putting their lips and hands elsewhere.

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    Yes! Rape kissing! SO terrible!!!!!!!

    The one person I've had do this is a high rolling regular of mine, so when it happened, I felt like I didn't even have an option to kick him out. Getting mad at him= loss of thousands of dollars. I know that sounds lame, but it's hard to assert myself when I know I could lose out on that much money in the future. He's only done it once or twice in my year of having him as a regular. Grrrr..... makes me feel dirty.

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    ^^^ I'm the same. I've had a couple of good regulars who tried it and felt like I could do nothing. Just did the stupid giggle and don't get me in trouble BS... ahhhh pisses me off. I need to stop being so forgiving.

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    I haven't gotten violent with any customers yet but I have felt the urge to a couple times. I try to be generally non-confrontational but once they start trying to make out with me or bite my neck (eewwww) I think I start to let off this "fuck you" aura and they back off. At least that's what it seems like.

    On an interesting note, I think my stripper attitude is following me into my other job.. I gave a rude customer the stare down today and she got all quiet and appologized for snapping at me.. if only it worked that well IN the club.

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    Default Re: When the custie steals a kiss

    I have no problem with a light kiss (not the tongue in your throat -kind) unless the other one has unusually bad hygiene.

    When I started working, I thought I wouldn't kiss anyone but then once a young, good-looking guy came to see me at work and somehow even though I realised he is going to kiss me, I just didn't want to back off but answered to it instead. (Now that I think about it... mmmm I would have nothing against him coming to see me again )

    (But then again, I didn't start dancing because of money, like most people.)

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    This has happened to sooo many times, I chalk it up to having, very kissable lips. I am not a casual kisser, I hate the idea of someone else's spit on my lips, so it's very annoying!



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    Quote Originally Posted by MissK View Post


    Arrrggggghhhhh! I am seriously so angered by this. Here's the scenario:

    You're with a customer, be it 3 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour, whatever. You guys are cool, chit chatting away, doing a few dances, drinking, whatever. You may be snuggled up close to them for a few reasons. #1 the music is hella loud and you don't wanna shout or keep doing the "lean in"(when you lean in to say something or hear the custie), #2 it feels more intimate to be seated closely and have them stare into your eyes (read: hypnosis hustling), #3 you're trying to be funny and be all up in their grill. Or hey, maybe you're not that damn close to them, but you're less than an arm's length away instead of having-your-head-on-their-shoulder kind of close.

    Then what happens? That bitch ass mutha fucka swoops in unannounced blitz style and catches you by surprise by stealing a kiss!!

    What.the.fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!

    Or he'll do it where, he's holding your face like Aw you're so precious, then Boom, he jerks in for a quickie kissie. By the time you pull away its a done deal. They lips done already touched yours.

    Other variations of how these mofos will do a lip robbery on yo ass:
    -He first kisses you on the cheek, then does a switcharoo and snags all or part of your lips.
    -When you're dancing for him and you put your face close to his, Boom, his neck shoots forward and his lips score a touchdown on your lips.

    Ok so I know, I am not the only one this has happened to. This has even happened to me several different times. Until this started happening, I was ill prepared for such tactics.

    Now, a bitch stay on the lookout. Because of these robberies, I hate hate hate when people hold my face. I don't give a fuck if you're saying Praise Jesus for this beautiful child, homie you are not holding my face.

    I also have to be quicker than a professional boxer whenever I do lean ins. Might even have to juke em a few times. Gotta keep the pivot (face at an angle, lips out of range). When they talk to me, they talk to my ear hole, not directly to my face if I am within robbery distance.

    You can kiss my hand but if you want to kiss me on the cheek? Red flag! Warning! Proceed and I may be getting robbed soon!

    During close dances, I have to keep my chin tucked and eyes wide open.

    Going to work now is like a fucking battle. I have to make sure I don't get got! I was slippin the other night and got got TWICE by the same customer! Fuck that shit. I aint gettin robbed anymore!!

    You are too funny! I know what you mean, and I wanna kick 'em in da mouf.

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