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    My club has chair dances and couch dances. Couch is 3-4 steps from the chair. Often, I like to switch in the middle.

    Sometimes, I do like I did today: at the end of a song in the chair, w/the dancer straddling and facing me, I stand up (picking her up with her legs wrapped around me), then carry her over and gently set her on the edge of the couch. Kind of a non-verbal "time for round 2."

    Today I did that, and the girl said...."You're really good at that! You must have little sisters."

    Uh....I am good at it, but I have never ONCE done that with my sister.

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    akward moment....I can hear the crickets in the background

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    Bahahaahha!
    I can see where she could've meant it in a "Big strong man carrying around his little sister... gosh you're good at doing this without making it uncomfortable" sort of way...
    But god. What a great way to phrase it.
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    Sounds like her big brother was a pervert....
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    Was she from West Virginia?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Bahahaahha!
    I can see where she could've meant it in a "Big strong man carrying around his little sister... gosh you're good at doing this without making it uncomfortable" sort of way...
    But god. What a great way to phrase it.
    Haha. I get what she was saying too but I agree... strange way to put it!

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    Her comment likely means that her bother used to carry her that way when she was little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by safado View Post
    Was she from West Virginia?
    Not everyone from WV screws their lilttle sister. Some guys little sisters are fat and ugly!!! LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl21 View Post
    akward moment....I can hear the crickets in the background
    My exact response was, "I have a little sister, but I never did THAT with her!", then a little laugh. She did a nervous laugh and said "oh yeah....."

    She is the sweetest girl in the world and cute, but I think not too bright. I asked her for a dance by going up and saying "I need a dance to go home with."
    She said, "you need a dancer to go home with?!"
    "No, a dance, not a dancer."
    "Oh. I don't get it. A dance to go home with?"
    (So I had to explain: I gotta go home, I need a dance I'll think about on the drive home and will still bring a smile to my face later.)
    "Oh...yeah I guess I can do that!"

    She's actually really really sweet though.

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    You pulled your little surprise switcheroo straddle carry move on her, and she didn't come up with a clever enough response. When you gave her your "I need a dance to go home with" line, she was a little confused about what you meant, as anyone might be. What makes you think she's not too bright? Or is this just how you puff yourself up?

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    Yes, this is his way of puffing himself up

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    Upon further thought, I am not exactly sure how I'd feel about being picked up by a customer. Haha.

    Then again, in my shoes, my feet would dangle down way past his knees.

    Oh wow though, that girl sounds like a total dingbat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post

    Then again, in my shoes, my feet would dangle down way past his knees.
    " (picking her up with her legs wrapped around me)".

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