I think we need a little more positive energy so in the tradition of Fuck My Life and My Life Is Average. I bring you "My Job Is Awesome"
This is a place to share the little things that happen to you that just happens to make your night.
I think we need a little more positive energy so in the tradition of Fuck My Life and My Life Is Average. I bring you "My Job Is Awesome"
This is a place to share the little things that happen to you that just happens to make your night.
~Rule No#1: Never say anything to make you seem less attractive then you are!
~Rule No#2: Never fuck with the people that make your food
~Rule No#3 Never drop your weapon
~Rule No#4 Win if you can. Lose if you must. but always, always cheat.
Last night while dancing to "I'm too sexy" by right said fred, a guy pulled out $5 note. I said I'm too sexy for your money he pulled out a $50 MJIA
~Rule No#1: Never say anything to make you seem less attractive then you are!
~Rule No#2: Never fuck with the people that make your food
~Rule No#3 Never drop your weapon
~Rule No#4 Win if you can. Lose if you must. but always, always cheat.
I work from home booking male and female strippers for parties. Last night was slow so I made some delicious banana spice muffins between calls! Then I watched TV for the rest of my shift. MJIA!
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
I did a champagne room with another dancer and we spent the whole time jumping up and down on the couch with the customer and dancing like goofballs to the 80s music. MJIA!
"Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes of work." - Dita Von Teese





A guy liked the way my hair smelled so much he tipped me a 20 on stage. MJIA!
Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free." The Dark Knight
"you conjunctively engender an intoxicating combination of wicked, wholesome & insanely intelligent" - a friend describing me
Blessed Be





I asked my manager if he would fire me if I beat the shit out of an asshole, and he said yes- because that's MY job, with a grin and glint in his eye. MJIA.


When I used to dance this guy would take me to the Champagne Room for an hour and the whole time he would give me an awesome back/neck massage while I drank wine. MJWA (my job was awesome)
Once when dancing in New Orleans, the custie and I got so drunk on dom that we spent hour 3 in the champagne room napping.
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