I find this question to be anoying and rude. How do you answer them? Mine are fake. How do you dodge the question? Sometimes I say nothing and change the subject.




I find this question to be anoying and rude. How do you answer them? Mine are fake. How do you dodge the question? Sometimes I say nothing and change the subject.





" They are real .... real EXPENSIVE ... so how about another dance to help me pay for them ?"
Just say yes with a big smile on your face. Even when its blatantly obvious they're not. Especially when its blatantly obvious they're not.Who cares, you're a stripper. Its not like they're taking you home to meet their mom.





It is rude but guys are just stupid. I have super perky boobs but I can't fit into an A at Victoria's Secret and I've STILL had a guy ask me if mine were fake.
I usually ask, are you retarded, but if you have reasonably sized breasts that won't work. I would just smile and roll your eyes.




Mine are real and i get the ''those are definetly fake'' bollox, its usually just a ploy to try and touch them (in and out of the club i spose!) I either say ''No, theyre real, grew them all by myself'' or ''why dont you have a dance and then you can get a better look and decide for yourself?'' Seems to work. They still dont know wether theyre fake or real and i get to make some monies! I wish mine looked more fake!
''I love fake boobs''
''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''




I'm going to be breastfeeding so I'll probably say "Actually, they're full of milk".![]()
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.
I either use the real expensive line or else say something like..."No, they're imaginary. hehe" and stick out my tongue or something silly to get the guys laughing and distracted. I got by on silliness and cuteness tho, if you are going for a super sultry, sexier image it may not go over as well.
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."

I also use the "yeah, they're real expensive", although I like the "no, they're imaginary" line![]()





I always use the "They're not imaginary" response.
It is a great lead in to determining if he is a buyer or not.
If he doesn't get the joke and asks me the same question again, I know he's either drunk or dumb.
If he's witty, then I've already gained rapport with him and I continue with the rest of the story:
"Aren't imaginary boobs the WORST...you go to touch em (reach up like guys to when grabbing boobs) and there's NOTHING there!"
Rebecca Avalon





^^ hehehe I like that one Britney.
One of my non-stripper friends has giant really really fake looking ones and people in public constantly ask her that! How rude! She always says, "They are unreal!"
My other stripper friend just lies and says yes.
When guys ask me (which isn't often since Im an A) I say.. "Ummm ya I'd have to be freaking stupid to pay $10K for tits this small!" A little rough of an answer but its usually drunk guys who ask and they usually laugh after.
The other night a guy asked this question, which was a first because I'm a B cup and pretty obviously natural looking. Later I found out from another girl that he asked her the same thing, and she was just as obviously natural. Sometimes I forget that as much as I use lines on the guys in clubs, they use lines on the dancers. I've got a feeling he asked every girl that sat on his lap, "are those real?" I guess as an excuse to touch them? For humor?
I pretty much expected it when in the club, it is when I'm someplace else that the question really throws me...like at my best friend's wedding. I was a bride's maid and the groom's aunt asked me if my boobs were fake.
I looked at her and smiled real big and asked, "Now, why would you ask a complete stranger something like that?"
That shut her up!![]()
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
I'm okay with people asking me that question when I'm at work. It's part of the job, I get naked in front of people and my body is up for discussion. When they ask I just laugh and say "They're totally fake!" I lean back and show them how my boobs still stand upright and tell them that's how you spot fakes.
If I'm not at work, then I get pissed! Asking a regular girl if her breasts are fake is just as rude as asking if her diamonds or purse is fake.
"Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes of work." - Dita Von Teese
This is a great line and I will definitely be using it in the future!
I have noticed a similar pattern-mine are real and HUGE (32F) and I get asked this question a lot. Obviously I say yes. Some customers believe me and are impressed, but some say something ignorant like "no they're not. You're lying." I'm not sure what the correlation is, but 100% of the time the ones who refuse to believe me will not spend any money on me or anyone else.

^^^ They won't spend because they are broke and just trying to get a feel for free. They expected you to say yes and have the convo go like this:
Cheap Ass: Are those real?
You: Yes hun.
Cheap Ass: Nuh uh, you're lying!
You: No I'm not, feel 'em.
Cheap Ass: (cops a free feel, does happy dance on the inside) Oh, they ARE real.
You: Soooo, would you like to go for a dance.
Cheap Ass: Uhm, not right now, >>insert BS excuse<<.
You:![]()
That makes a lot of sense, every time I have one of those conversations it does seem like they expect me to say that.![]()
Wow, Lola_Sinn, 32F! You're lucky!
"Some people say what I do isn't very liberating. I say it's pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes of work." - Dita Von Teese




I really don't mind this question.. Its because people been asking me this question since I turned into a teen.. It deals with how I feel that day for my answer.. If I feel good and happy it usually a joke like "Their organic, been growing them for years" If I'm not in a good mood it usually.. "do you think their fake?" If they say no I say your right, if they say their fake I mumble and walk away.
Now if only I can understand the goth question...
I don't mind the question. I simply tell them they are 'fake' which they are. I find that if they had already come to conclusion that they are real, they will argrue with me and say "No way! Those ARE real, you're lying!" That annoys me. If you aren't going to believe me, then why the hell would you ask? I'm going to start using the they're not imaginary line.
answer this:
"you can find out for yourself if you buy dances/VIP's from me..."
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Another angle to consider is some guys place bets with each other as to who has what. They may be asking because they've bet with another guy about you. Most guys in strip clubs are obsessed with the question -- either they strongly prefer one or the other, or they think they are a hotshot at determining who has what, or they simply just HAVE to know.
Funny how they never ask if your nose is real, or if you've had a tummy tuck or lipo or a butt lift ...
AND ... it could be related to that loser pick-up technique where the guy challenges the girl on something, which challenges her to "prove" something to the guy. Others have said, they may just want a free feel, but it could also just be a way to put you off-kilter and on the defensive, which they think gives them the upper hand.


I have implants, although they look and feel very natural. How I respond depends on how I'm feeling at the time. I've used the 'real expensive' line and also played the 'of course they're real ... you can see them can't you' game too. Every once in a while I'll tell them they're very real, very expensive and tell them the left one is named "Bought" while the right one is called "Paid For". It's stupid I know, but it usually gets a laugh.
Actually mine are fake and they still fall to the side when I lie on my back. My Dr prides himself of the most natural looking tits in the biz(which is why I went to him!)
I use the "no they're figments of your imagination" line all the time.
Funny enough..guys will argue with me that they are real. Um...why would I say they are fake if they arent dumbass?
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