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    Simple question. The most sexual thing you do while dancing. Stage and lap

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    Default Re: most sexual thing you do....

    Smile.

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    Eye contact.
    Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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    Default Re: most sexual thing you do....

    With this question and the other one about bi-sexuality, it makes me question what your motives really are and why the hell you are really here.

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    ^^^ He's bored and playing around on a stripper website.

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    Quote Originally Posted by erotictonic View Post
    ^^^ He's bored and playing around on a stripper website.
    Yup. I answered this before I realized...
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    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
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    Why, so you can insult us more about what we do and how it's wrong??
    Really, why are you posting so many questions to us when you think we are such sad souls..
    Are you looking for more to judge?

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    I'll flip my head back with my eyes closed, while on my knees dancing for tips. Kinda makes it look like I'm about to orgasm, and it's a dollar magnet.

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    I fuck every customer in the VIP room... at least twice. For four quarters.

    Stupid question. Stupid answer. Please get a life.

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    Dancing isn't sexual or a turn on for the dancer. Probably the sexiest thing I've ever done while dancing was squeal in delight at the hundreds of dollars I was making.

    Stripping is about as sexually exciting as watching paint dry. Luckily, it happens to be a lot more profitable.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    FYI those who haven't picked up on it yet. This is the same poster who thinks stripping is wrong, husband thinks bisexuals are wrong and thinks a vagina is a uterus. Just think about that before you humour them.

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    Has anyone said handjobs yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    FYI those who haven't picked up on it yet. This is the same poster who thinks stripping is wrong, husband thinks bisexuals are wrong and thinks a vagina is a uterus. Just think about that before you humour them.

    Who cares? Instead of being all TotallySerious Badass McSuperbitch, have a little fun with the trolls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caprica6 View Post
    Who cares? Instead of being all TotallySerious Badass McSuperbitch, have a little fun with the trolls.

    Ummm excuse me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    I fuck every customer in the VIP room... at least twice. For four quarters.

    Stupid question. Stupid answer. Please get a life.
    My bad...I didn't really think that my answer here was "serious". When others were, I was concerned. Have you even read through the other threads? Through the ENTIRE thread. I already humoured this person (who is most likely a man posing as a woman) for several posts in another thread. But after she/he whoever has branded us all 19 year old idiots who show our uterus' for a quarter and grind on guys' dicks, I didn't really think her thread topics are relevant. This is a support forum... not a place for trolls to insult us.

    But anyhoo Thanks for calling me a "totally serious badass mcSuperbitch"... You are a really nice person.

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    i have never done this but i will try it and report back. four quarters, you say? even in this economy?


    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    I fuck every customer in the VIP room... at least twice. For four quarters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caprica6 View Post
    Who cares? Instead of being all TotallySerious Badass McSuperbitch, have a little fun with the trolls.
    Check your attitude. Please and thanks.
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    I show my uterus. And fuck other women. Every day. Yep. Thats what I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    But after she/he whoever has branded us all 19 year old idiots who show our uterus' for a quarter
    Woah. Wait. People are showing uterus' now? SLUTS!!!

    Hah. Do some men rly not know the difference between your vag and your uterus? Omg. I totally have to go find this amazing quote now.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    I wanna be a TotallySerious Badass McSuperbitch! Sounds like hella fun!

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    I pick my nose and fart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey View Post
    I pick my nose and fart
    One of the girls at work tonight was all gassy, and laughing about how a customer kept buying lapdances from her so she could fart on him

    Hey, everyone's got a fetish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    Ummm excuse me?

    But anyhoo Thanks for calling me a "totally serious badass mcSuperbitch"... You are a really nice person.
    Apparently enough to take me seriously. Bravo.

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    Check your sense of humor. It is lacking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caprica6 View Post
    Apparently enough to take me seriously. Bravo.



    Check your sense of humor. It is lacking.

    You fucked up.... again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Caprica6 View Post

    Check your sense of humor. It is lacking.
    Again.... Check your fucking attitude. I don't care how "bad ass" you think you are bc you're on the internet. This isn't the first thread in which you've been shitty to ppl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    ^^^ It's a penis, not a martini shaker.
    Blessed Be

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    Quote Originally Posted by JayATee View Post
    Again.... Check your fucking attitude. I don't care how "bad ass" you think you are bc you're on the internet. This isn't the first thread in which you've been shitty to ppl.
    She has an excellent point.

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