Ladies- it has bitten me in the face.
The goddamn DJ crush.
As a few of you know, I was recently left- and subsequently fucking crushed- over a waitress at working feeding lies to my now ex boyfriend. Now I have to resist the urge to smash her face in with my shoe every day. It was a lot of hurt, a lot of drama ( thanks so much to J.D. by the way, for being there for me.) and now I am on the motherfucking rebound and not dating til I am retired. And you know, I've never been slutty- I've always had long term relationships til this year and frankly, I really don't give a damn if I am acting like a slut; I'm a safe slut. But I am dying without the sex on the regular.
I digress. I've always thought he was cool and attractive - not my type really as he is pretty goth- and now he has cranked the flirting up.
I don't want to date him. I just want to make his eyes roll back in his head a few times. And knowing how forward I am, if I get a few whiskeys in me, I'll probably tell him that.
I know, I know, I have always been firmly in the camp of don't shit where you eat. But I don't want a relationship with the dude.
Would it really be so bad if I banged the everloving shit out of him? Reeeeally?![]()




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